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Taxes on some wealthy French top 100 pct of income: paper
By TexanForever
Sat May 18, 2013 06:37 PM
... The easiest and best solution for Hollande is to just tax the less affuent 125 percent of their income to make up for the shortfall from the more successful. If they can't pay, then confiscate and sell their homes and cars. ...Voila! ... problem solved.
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France mulls culture tax on smartphones
By TexanForever
Mon May 13, 2013 09:17 PM
The proposal is part of France's "cultural exception" policy that protects French entertainment industries and other creative sectors from outside competition, where the real talent is. France is scared shitless of real talent. Hollande's solution is to tax it. Mimes are forever. :P
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France
French ballistic missile test launch fails
By TexanForever
Sun May 05, 2013 12:31 PM
...Ho-hum, ... move along folks, nothing here to see, ... just another French FAIL.
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France
'Au revoir' to English, demands French PM
By TexanForever
Tue Apr 30, 2013 01:42 PM
... As French rapidly fades into history, making way for English as the universal language. :P
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France
Paris riots after gay marriage vote
By mjd001
Thu Apr 25, 2013 10:27 AM
This is the world you built, now go live in it.
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France
Car bomb explodes at French embassy in Libyan capital
By TexanForever
Tue Apr 23, 2013 03:55 PM
... First Hollande's camel gets eaten, and now this! :P
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France
Will France have to dump socialism and go back to work?
By TheMadPoet
Tue Apr 09, 2013 08:39 AM
Stalled economy, hidden bank accounts -- oh my....
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France
French 'Survivor' Surrenders After Death from tug of war in Cambodia
By TheMadPoet
Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:17 AM
Channel TF1 and production company Adventure Line Productions jointly made the decision to cancel the season. "It is not really a question,” said TF1 spokesman Alexander Petit following the death of Gerald Babin, 25. “Everyone is being flown back to France.”
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Retard Lagarde Raided in Regard to Blackguard Bernard's Award
By TexanForever
Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:36 AM
There is speculation in France that Lagarde could be placed under formal investigation for abusing her authority; her position at the IMF could be in jeopardy. :D ... Fuck France
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France
Air France Crash: Pilot Marc Dubois Reportedly Was Sleep Deprived
By TexanForever
Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:27 AM
A polite way of saying a lot of people were killed because the stupid frog pilot was probably fucking the nigger cleaning lady (or taxi driver) when he should have been sleeping. Fuck France
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France
Depardieu denies he quit 'sad France' for tax reasons
By TexanForever
Sun Mar 17, 2013 03:28 PM
Calling France a "sad" place led by an uninspired government where people are "fed up," Depardieu said he has paid 85 percent tax on his revenues in 2012 and that over 45 years of working and running businesses in France he had paid 145 million euros ($190 million) to state coffers.
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France
John Kerry Shows Off His French Language Skills
By starspangled
Wed Feb 27, 2013 03:30 PM
John Kerry showed off his French .. in Paris today:
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France
France, failure and Napoleon
By VAVD
Mon Feb 25, 2013 08:06 PM
An interesting analysis of French military adventurism. Please discuss.
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France
US tyre boss mocks ‘crazy’ French unions
By starspangled
Wed Feb 20, 2013 08:16 AM
“They get one hour for breaks and lunch, they talk for three and they work for three. I told this to the French union workers to their faces. They told me that’s the French way!”
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France
French tourists seized in Cameroon near Nigeria border
By jeanv
Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:29 AM
A small Boko Haram unit, led by muhamad ben Armon, is suspected of having staged the abduction. Walid ben Bestinus is reported to have been heard shouting: 'Allah akbar' upon hearing the news.
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France
Subway Franchise In France Limits Valentine's Day Special To Heterosexual Couples Only,
By JFrun
Sun Feb 17, 2013 02:10 PM
The owner of a Subway shop in Angers, France is under fire for only offering a Valentine's Day special to heterosexual couples.
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France
French firm sold horsemeat as beef, says government
By VAVD
Sat Feb 16, 2013 11:50 PM
Degenerate French swine are polluting Europe's food supply with what they knew all along was horse meat. Not that I really care about Europe's food supply. They could eat dog manure in their lasagne as far as I care. I just like calling the French degenerate swine.
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France
Airbus to drop lithium-ion batteries in A350
By WilyB
Fri Feb 15, 2013 06:51 AM
Guess what? AIRBUS, contrary to some imbeciles (i.-e.bean counters) in Chicago, had a plan "B" ready, just in case. The bonus is that they brillantly avoid the traps that BOEING-FAA had in store for them. :D
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France
France to Return Stolen Art to Jewish Owners
By GhostDivision
Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:33 PM
Filthy collabo frogs should also be forced to pay this family compounded interest. Is there no end to the fascist-loving Flinch's greedy and underhanded treatment of its Joos? :D
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France
Bruce Willis gets French honor, opposes 75% tax
By Johnny_Ola
Mon Feb 11, 2013 05:59 PM
Actor Bruce Willis has been awarded the Commander of the Arts in France for his contribution to cinema. Willis was born in Europe and said he feels at home in France. But the star said he opposes President Francois Hollande's plan to tax the richest at 75 percent and hopes he would be able to complain about it if he lived in France.
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France
Pour les amateurs de pugilat: Top 5 des humiliations politiques à la TV
By jeanv
Sun Feb 10, 2013 07:18 AM
A voir dans l'ordre Inverse chronologique (de 5 à 1). Mais attention, c'est pour les hommes seulement. C'est du brutal.
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France
Hollande's Frog Whore Living 'Socialist' Large While Fwance Collaspes
By SevenSeventeen
Fri Feb 08, 2013 11:21 AM
Admittedly she's easier on the eyes than the First Ape. And certainly has that well worn comfy look of a few hundred guys on the vagometer. Same old story - show me a 'socialist' and I'll show you a hypocrite every time. Bet she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ;)
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France
Rights allegations in Mali cloud France Hollande's visit
By VAVD
Tue Feb 05, 2013 09:17 PM
Amnesty International is demanding an investigation into various brutal incidents in Mali, in which the blood-drenched hands of the French are evident. Hollande is worse than Hitler.
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France
The other side of French airstrikes on Mali: ‘They ruined everything I had’
By VAVD
Tue Feb 05, 2013 09:05 PM
The French have been lying. But then, what do you expect? Mali is turning into Operation Turquoise, Part II. The French campaign in Mali has seen indiscriminate bombings which have killed more civilians than terrorists, torture of suspects, and "disappearances" of others. Considering the number of French troops there and their usual behavior, when it's all over, the number of sexual assault reports will probably be astronomical. Mostly boys, no doubt. The French should be hauled before the ICC for yet another in their almost endless series of crimes against humanity.
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France
Biden Praises French Military's 'Incredible Competence and Capability'
By starspangled
Mon Feb 04, 2013 01:57 PM
" your decisive action is not only in the interest of France, but quite frankly the United States and everyone "
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France
Andre Cassagnes, the inventor of the Etch A Sketch
By LMAO
Sat Feb 02, 2013 07:29 PM
FILE - This undated photo provided by Ohio Art shows a classic Etch A Sketch which was introduced in 1960. The Ohio Art Co., based in Bryan, Ohio, says 86-year-old Andre Cassagnes, the inventor of the Etch A Sketch, died Jan. 16, 2013, in a Paris suburb. The cause wasn't disclosed Saturday, Feb. 2, 2013. (AP Photo/Ohio Art, File)
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France
In Guadeloupe French cops arrest schoolgirl for wearing a dangerous badge
By ibalot
Fri Feb 01, 2013 08:37 PM
Guadeloupe, French Caribbean: a sixteen year old pupil is arrested and hauled out of school down to the police station in the tropical paradise of Guadeloupe: her truly heinous crime? Wearing a badge.
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France
Lights out – France to force shops and offices to go dark overnight
By TexanForever
Thu Jan 31, 2013 08:05 PM
... France's plans to lower pollution from light will deprive plants of life-giving CO2. The end result will be less oxygen for humans and animals but, HEY, ... can't have all that unhealthy photon pollution. ... (also, save the whales, and no fat chicks.)
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France
Smelly French family "ordered to leave Museum"
By Bombs_Away_LeMay
Wed Jan 30, 2013 07:29 AM
A French family were ordered to leave one of Paris's most popular museums because their body odor was annoying other visitors.
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France
Liberté, égalité et …. the Thought Police
By ibalot
Tue Jan 29, 2013 08:37 AM
Guadeloupe, French Caribbean: a seventeen year old pupil is arrested and hauled out of school to the police station in the tropical paradise of Guadeloupe: her truly heinous crime? wearing a badge.
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France
France 'totally bankrupt', says labour minister Michel Sapin
By Bombs_Away_LeMay
Mon Jan 28, 2013 04:15 PM
France's labour minister sent the country into a state of shock on Monday after he described the nation as “totally bankrupt”. Wonderful news! :)
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France
Mali conflict: French and Malian troops begin restoring control in Timbuktu
By WilyB
Sun Jan 27, 2013 08:55 AM
Malian military source says troops met no resistance as they entered Timbuktu and were working towards securing the town
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France
Thank the French, Don't Bill Them
By hardrain
Sat Jan 26, 2013 03:36 PM
Mali is not being fought for France, although French citizens are involved. Mali is a war that is being fought for civilization, and should be supported by civilized nations in a cooperative manner. The issue is whether the US should provide transportation and equipment to assist the French as Aid, to an ally in a common cause, or whether the US should just take no side and charge France for the assistance.
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France
Nicolas Sarkozy: Ex-French leader ditching 75% tax, moving to London
By MadRusski
Wed Jan 23, 2013 04:28 PM
Former French President Nicolas Sarkozy is ditching France’s 75 percent tax on the rich by moving to London with his wife, Carla Bruni, The Daily Mail reports. Details of the move were revealed in computer files during a raid by fraud police on Mr. Sarkozy’s Paris mansion in June. It came within weeks of his losing immunity against prosecution after being defeated by Socialist President Francois Hollande in May.
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France
Stench reaches UK after French gas leak
By Ihatefrance
Tue Jan 22, 2013 06:48 PM
They claim it was a gas leak, but it's more likely Frog body odor and garlic breath. Get it together, Stinkie.
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France
Thousands gather in Paris in support of gay marriage
By VAVD
Sun Jan 20, 2013 08:51 AM
Enormous crowds of French filled the streets to cheer President Hollande's bill to permit homosexual marriage. No word on the rumor that the Hollande government is considering a second bill that will modify the French national motto to "liberty, fraternity, sodomy"
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France
Without America’s help, Europe’s defenders can’t get off the ground
By hardrain
Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:14 AM
Without America’s help, Europe’s defenders can’t get off the ground. The armed forces of France and Britain are woefully ill-prepared for the new age of self-sufficiency,
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France
French to adopt new camouflage?
By naturalizedtexan
Wed Jan 16, 2013 09:29 PM
After nearly 20 years, old camouflage may not be effective.
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French hostage executed in Somalia
By naturalizedtexan
Wed Jan 16, 2013 03:10 PM
Captured journalist executed in retaliation for raid, as a warning to France
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Can Mali be saved from the Islamists? Can France do it alone?
By hardrain
Tue Jan 15, 2013 03:09 PM
During his election campaign, President Hollande positioned himself as the anti-war candidate, and became the first of NATO allies to pull combat troops out of Afghanistan. But after his election, he is sending in troops to Mali in Africa to fight islamists. Will others support France? In Britain, the consensus is that any British support for the French mission should be kept to a minimum, and that on no account would the Government sanction the deployment of British “boots on the ground” to back the French effort. Similar messages are coming from other Nato allies, including Washington.
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