re: Saturday night's alright for hotties en>fr fr>en By CaptnMorgan Comments: 23111, member since Mon Jun 09, 2003On Fri Jun 30, 2006 07:59 PM
Edited by CaptnMorgan (66685) on 2006-06-30 20:08:49
Edited by CaptnMorgan (66685) on 2006-06-30 20:10:07
Ladies and Gennulmen, as a fellow Atheist(Buddhist),
I must present you withn our own Jesus Christ, hum Christette...
MADALYN O'HAIR O'ASSHOLE
SHE ALSO DIED LIKE JESUS CHRIST, FOR OUR SINS,
AS HER AGONY WAS JUST AS GRUESOME AS THE SO-CALLED "SON OF GOD"
Waters and two accomplices, Gary Karr and Danny Fry, had kidnapped the family at gunpoint, straight from their home in broad daylight. They were held captive in a hotel at the Warren Inn Apartments in faraway San Antonio for nearly a month, where Jon Garth's cooperation was extorted by threats to his mother. Jon was forced to drain funds from the American Atheist accounts into Waters' pockets, and ended up exchanging currencies for $600,000 in gold coins. Unfortunately for Waters, the day after he stashed the coins in a rental facility, they were stolen by two teenagers. From here, there was nowhere to go but murder and concealment. Karr did the dirty work of cutting the O'Hairs into pieces small enough to conceal in 55-gallon metal drums.
Texas investigators positively identified the remains as those of Madalyn Murray O'Hair, Jon Garth Murray, and Robin Murray O'Hair. Jon and Robin had been suffocated with plastic bags. Madalyn had been subjected to severe blunt-force trauma. Riddled with ligature marks, her body was found burned and dismembered at mid-thigh level -- but the serial number on her artificial hip remained intact. The severed head and hands of a fourth person were also discovered: the remains of Danny Fry, whose headless and handless corpse was found in 1995 on a Dallas County river bank. Fry was an assistant of Waters during the kidnapping, but he too was killed and dismembered over fears that he couldn't keep his mouth shut. Waters died of lung cancer in January of 2003 in a federal prison hospital in North Carolina.
Earlier in her life, O'Hair wrote an essay for American Atheist about her hopes that nothing "special" would ever happen to her body. She didn't want any "dirty Christers" getting their hands on her corpse. She advised that her "carcass should be flung into the water, where the fish could feed on it." A dead body, she wrote, was nothing more than a fallen leaf from a tree, a dog killed on the highway, or a fish caught in a net. Her estranged son William, still a practicing Baptist, interred Madalyn, Jon, and Robin into a common vault with an unmarked grave, with no religious fanfare. |
re: Saturday night's alright for hotties en>fr fr>en By CaptnMorgan Comments: 23111, member since Mon Jun 09, 2003On Fri Jun 30, 2006 08:07 PM
For such a greedy commie bitch, she suffered the worst of agonies.
She lived in comfort all her life, and all her life was spent
crushing and humiliating and beating her close ones.
She ended up being stripped of all possessions, humiliated,
tortured, raped, and beaten to death...a fitting end
for America's queen of all the assholes... |
re: Saturday night's alright for hotties en>fr fr>en By CaptnMorgan Comments: 23111, member since Mon Jun 09, 2003On Fri Jun 30, 2006 08:11 PM
Edited by CaptnMorgan (66685) on 2006-06-30 20:12:57
THE USUAL FUCKING DOUBLE,
(If you dont double, the post is lost!!!) |
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en>fr fr>en By AkuGuuSama Comments: 6815, member since Sat Mar 29, 2003On Fri Jun 30, 2006 09:28 PM
Hello, boys & girls. Can you spell "hypocrisy"? Good! I thought you could! I love Christians: they make me proud to be an Atheist: I know I hold the moral high-ground.
Are you getting kind of lonely under that bridge waiting for the next goat Vox?
Didn't you leave? |
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en>fr fr>en By TheMadPoet  Comments: 26638, member since Mon Nov 07, 2005On Sat Jul 01, 2006 08:32 AM
More tits less fighting!
How about some rock hard Buddhist nipples?
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en>fr fr>en By G3S3B Comments: 25698, member since Sun Oct 31, 2004On Sat Jul 01, 2006 09:19 AM
Back on topic...
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en>fr fr>en By G3S3B Comments: 25698, member since Sun Oct 31, 2004On Sat Jul 01, 2006 09:29 AM
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en>fr fr>en By tozer Comments: 10269, member since Wed Nov 19, 2003On Wed Jul 05, 2006 06:42 PM
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en>fr fr>en By G3S3B Comments: 25698, member since Sun Oct 31, 2004On Sat Jul 08, 2006 08:41 AM
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en>fr fr>en By Alaoue Comments: 17823, member since Wed Jan 08, 2003On Sat Jul 08, 2006 09:04 AM
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re: Saturday night's alright for hotties en>fr fr>en By TheMadPoet  Comments: 26638, member since Mon Nov 07, 2005On Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:13 AM
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en>fr fr>en By martsy Comments: 2066, member since Mon May 19, 2003On Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:54 AM
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en>fr fr>en By G3S3B Comments: 25698, member since Sun Oct 31, 2004On Sat Jul 08, 2006 02:59 PM
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en>fr fr>en By G3S3B Comments: 25698, member since Sun Oct 31, 2004On Sat Jul 08, 2006 07:55 PM
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re: Saturday night's alright for hotties en>fr fr>en By CaptnMorgan Comments: 23111, member since Mon Jun 09, 2003On Sat Jul 08, 2006 08:26 PM
Edited by CaptnMorgan (66685) on 2006-07-08 20:47:20
Pixeltoo gets make-up prior to her climactic scene in the remake of "ONE FELL INTO THE POO-POO'S NEST"
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en>fr fr>en By CaptnMorgan Comments: 23111, member since Mon Jun 09, 2003On Sat Jul 08, 2006 08:50 PM
1# I was an unpaid Red Cross volunteer
2# This was the easiest way to find a good vein
3# There was nothing in the manual that said I couldn't
4# I wasn't even getting paid, fer chrissake
5# Bastards. I'll NEVER volunteer again.
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en>fr fr>en By CaptnMorgan Comments: 23111, member since Mon Jun 09, 2003On Sat Jul 08, 2006 09:47 PM
Because of class room prudishness in our public schools, few Americans know about Nipple Henge
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en>fr fr>en By frog_gigger Comments: 1938, member since Mon Apr 28, 2003On Sun Jul 09, 2006 01:41 AM
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Any nights alright for Christina! (karma: 2)
en>fr fr>en By Death_To_France Comments: 1215, member since Tue Jan 04, 2005On Sun Jul 09, 2006 11:19 AM
Edited by Death_To_France (75889) on 2006-07-09 11:21:58
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re: Saturday night's alright for hotties en>fr fr>en By flyindutchman  Comments: 7408, member since Mon Jul 05, 2004On Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:08 PM
Back on topic...
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re: Saturday night's alright for hotties en>fr fr>en By MichaelE Comments: 5581, member since Sat May 14, 2005On Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:28 PM
another fne Florida product. Who says Florida is flat? LOL! |
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en>fr fr>en By G3S3B Comments: 25698, member since Sun Oct 31, 2004On Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:38 PM
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en>fr fr>en By martsy Comments: 2066, member since Mon May 19, 2003On Mon Jul 10, 2006 01:19 PM
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en>fr fr>en By keymanjim Comments: 1783, member since Mon Mar 14, 2005On Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:12 PM
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en>fr fr>en By frontdeboeuf Comments: 355, member since Sun Dec 08, 2002On Thu Jul 13, 2006 07:16 PM
Directions
Ceile noticed that her nipple would always point SSW.
There must be a way she can make money on that,
but I can't think how.
I think the compass pretty much made her obsolete.
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