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The Story of The Three Little Pigs....told by simplefrench. (karma: 43)  en>fr fr>en
By silverblue Comments: 7878, member since Fri Apr 09, 2004
On Mon Feb 21, 2005 09:45 PM

I love america, i hate bush

arf

these was three small pigs.

they were pigs and wolf was hungry. i dunno.

first pig was greedy and had house of straw, so no hard to make

second pig greedy and house of sticks

third pig had house of blocks

wolf came to straw. i want in said wolf. i huff and puff.

huff and puff

it happened and pig got eaten. ha ha

wolf hungry again and went to sticks. he huff and puff too

pig got eaten

wolf went to blocky house. i huff and puff. wolf huff and ouff and house do not come down.

wolf tried being santa and climb in chimney.

pig make fire and wolf was on fire.

the pig deserved to die.

oh yea, pigs were jews. lol pig jews

pig jews eat at mcdo's

AMERICA=EVIL

43 Replies to The Story of The Three Little Pigs....told by simplefrench.

re: The Story of The Three Little Pigs....told by simplefrench. (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By Reed Comments: 9814, member since Sat May 24, 2003
On Mon Feb 21, 2005 09:49 PM
It's not often that I'm speechless.

Bravo!
re: The Story of The Three Little Pigs....told by simplefrench. (karma: 14)  en>fr fr>en
By tozer Comments: 9768, member since Wed Nov 19, 2003
On Mon Feb 21, 2005 09:50 PM
Image hotlink - 'http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v370/tozer/simp2.jpg'
re: The Story of The Three Little Pigs....told by simplefrench. (karma: 3)  en>fr fr>en
By haywood_jaymember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 7573, member since Tue Mar 11, 2003
On Mon Feb 21, 2005 09:50 PM
Way too long- those lines are almost one month's output for token. But more importantly, where are the edits????

I don't think that this is the work of token.
re: The Story of The Three Little Pigs....told by simplefrench. (karma: 2)  en>fr fr>en
By Monticellomember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 5333, member since Thu May 15, 2003
On Mon Feb 21, 2005 09:50 PM
Did simple compose this and send it to you?
re: The Story of The Three Little Pigs....told by simplefrench. (karma: 2)  en>fr fr>en
By CutthatCheese Comments: 16257, member since Sun Jul 11, 2004
On Mon Feb 21, 2005 09:52 PM
You forgot McDos. He mentions them every third post. I think someone once kicked him out before he sucked all of the ketchup out of the package.
re: The Story of The Three Little Pigs....told by simplefrench. (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By simplefrench Comments: 54059, member since Wed Mar 19, 2003
On Mon Feb 21, 2005 09:58 PM
cuthatcheese .

perhaps but the day you will post something interesting , the pigs will fly .
re: The Story of The Three Little Pigs....told by simplefrench. en>fr fr>en
By simplefrench Comments: 54059, member since Wed Mar 19, 2003
On Mon Feb 21, 2005 10:00 PM
and for you siverblue, being a bizarre english, i'm not sure to have understood all.


be direct and i will tell you if you are right ?
re: The Story of The Three Little Pigs....told by simplefrench. (karma: 3)  en>fr fr>en
By mahalo Comments: 14672, member since Sat Nov 15, 2003
On Mon Feb 21, 2005 10:00 PM
THere has to be a socialist lesson in here.



The lack of social cohesion, some in straw houses, some in brick caused the wolf's anger. Class envy is vicious. We don't really understand the wolf's feeelings.


The pig in the brick house should have been made to share his brick house. He was so mean when he let the lazy pig in the straw house get eaten.

If all the pigs had been forced to work only 35 hours a week the hardworking pig would not have been able to build a brickhouse, the wolf would not have gotten angry because of the class differences and all the pigs could have lived in straw houses in a pig paradise. A perfect ending for a socialist pigpen.
re: The Story of The Three Little Pigs....told by simplefrench. en>fr fr>en
By usmc4ever Comments: 814, member since Fri Dec 10, 2004
On Mon Feb 21, 2005 10:01 PM
That was funny, awesome picure there Tozer couldnt stop laughing!!
re: The Story of The Three Little Pigs....told by simplefrench. (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By Reed Comments: 9814, member since Sat May 24, 2003
On Mon Feb 21, 2005 10:02 PM
Exactly right. The wolf is only trying to eat the pigs because he grew up in poverty, thanks to corporate greed and the US hegemony.
re: The Story of The Three Little Pigs....told by simplefrench. (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By TiredOfFrogs Comments: 9214, member since Thu Nov 04, 2004
On Mon Feb 21, 2005 10:12 PM
The pigs must give the wolf a part of their house, including a half of their bed, and allow him to bring his buddies into the house. If this happens, the wolves promise they won't touch the pigs anymore.
re: The Story of The Three Little Pigs....told by simplefrench. (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By CutthatCheese Comments: 16257, member since Sun Jul 11, 2004
On Mon Feb 21, 2005 10:21 PM
The wolves are pigs and the pigs are wolves and it is only through socialism that none of them can find their rightful place because they are filled with gender confusion, species confusion and a toilet named France.

Why can't we all just live together in peace. Or move all the Frenchman into the sun to become illuminated?

Yes, simple, we'll start a letter writing campaign so you can get your McDos in space.
re: The Story of The Three Little Pigs....told by simplefrench. (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By simplefrench Comments: 54059, member since Wed Mar 19, 2003
On Mon Feb 21, 2005 10:25 PM
the wolf is usa or the muslims ?

pigs are french or the jews ?


and finally the moral is that cuthatcheese is a golden boy .
re: The Story of The Three Little Pigs....told by simplefrench. (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By mahalo Comments: 14672, member since Sat Nov 15, 2003
On Mon Feb 21, 2005 10:25 PM
Edited by mahalo (73709) on 2005-02-21 22:29:01
One "unipolar" brick pole was not balanced with the other weaker poles, the straw and stick poles.

The straw and stick poles actually were happy when the wolf attacked the brick pole. After all, they had already lost to the wolf, now it was the brick poles turn, served him right.

Straw and stick were really pissed when brick pole was mean and ruthless and beat the wolf. Life is not fair.

Fuck the evil brick pole. Join with the wolf to make all the poles equal in a peaceful multipolar world.
re: The Story of The Three Little Pigs....told by simplefrench. (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By tbone2 Comments: 7801, member since Mon Jul 07, 2003
On Mon Feb 21, 2005 10:28 PM
THE T-BONE DRUNK AND LAUGHING

K + Funny
re: The Story of The Three Little Pigs....told by simplefrench. (karma: 3)  en>fr fr>en
By G3S3B Comments: 24727, member since Sun Oct 31, 2004
On Mon Feb 21, 2005 10:29 PM
Karma + silverblue Image hotlink - 'http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/G3S3B/France/Smileys/cheers.gif'
Karma + tozer Image hotlink - 'http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/G3S3B/France/Smileys/cheers.gif'

SIMPLE_SURRENDER_MONKEY = ONE STUPID BASTARD! Image hotlink - 'http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/G3S3B/France/Smileys/1bc30e8b.gif'

Hey Simplefrog! You're A Fucking Moron!
Image hotlink - 'http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/G3S3B/France/Smileys/1bc30e8b.gif'



Image hotlink - 'http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/m/o/mol108/macros/moron.jpg'
re: The Story of The Three Little Pigs....told by simplefrench. en>fr fr>en
By simplefrench Comments: 54059, member since Wed Mar 19, 2003
On Mon Feb 21, 2005 10:34 PM
Edited by simplefrench (60194) on 2005-02-21 22:36:41
g3sb , hello roger ?

time to land on the earth .

your mission on mars is finished.
The Story of The Three Little Pigs....told by simplefrench (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By gto455 Comments: 81, member since Sun Feb 06, 2005
On Mon Feb 21, 2005 10:35 PM
Tozer your picture is a fucking riot
re: The Story of The Three Little Pigs....told by simplefrench. (karma: 4)  en>fr fr>en
By CutthatCheese Comments: 16257, member since Sun Jul 11, 2004
On Mon Feb 21, 2005 10:44 PM
Image hotlink - 'http://www.flyingpigs.com/piglogo.gif'

Image hotlink - 'http://www3.sympatico.ca/websites/flyingpig.gif'
re: The Story of The Three Little Pigs....told by simplefrench. (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By JeanValettemember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 38667, member since Sat Mar 15, 2003
On Tue Feb 22, 2005 12:06 AM
Ausgezeichnet
re: The Story of The Three Little Pigs....told by simplefrench. (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By GBush Comments: 19044, member since Wed Feb 26, 2003
On Tue Feb 22, 2005 12:25 AM
I just KNEW this shit was going to be good!!! :D :D :D

Truly an inspired piece of work.....pure genius!!! :D :D

It reminds me of a brilliant piece about Restrooms Cuntis but I can't remember the writer's name right now. :D :D :D

Now "baboon" aka "buttfume" is going to say you didn't do it on purpose unless he is dead or in prison again. :D
re: The Story of The Three Little Pigs....told by simplefrench. (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By odioFrancia Comments: 23401, member since Wed Feb 26, 2003
On Tue Feb 22, 2005 12:32 AM
Fan-fucking-McDo-Tastico

Karma for even attempting to interpret the Benign Village Idiot.
re: The Story of The Three Little Pigs....told by simplefrench. (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By odioFrancia Comments: 23401, member since Wed Feb 26, 2003
On Tue Feb 22, 2005 12:39 AM
G3:
Now that's funny!

Image hotlink - 'http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/m/o/mol108/macros/moron.jpg'


The sad or great thing is that Simple knows that he's an idiot to us, but he just keeps trucking on.

His English doesn't get better nor his logic, but still he's so amiable and stupid. I can't help but have some respect.
re: The Story of The Three Little Pigs....told by simplefrench. (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By GBush Comments: 19044, member since Wed Feb 26, 2003
On Tue Feb 22, 2005 12:44 AM
simple is one of the two or three smart frogs on this site.

smart for frogs that is.

simple and gui ARE at least honest.

honest for frogs that is.
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