This weekend, I was minding my own business at home, when the frog that lives around the corner from me happened to be talking to my neighbor. Apparently, the frog did not have enough luggage to carry all of his amphibious supplies back to frogland and was asking to borrow a suitcase. Of course, my wife volunteered to give him one of ours.

I took the frog into my garage and said, after a long afternoon of beer drinking, I would let him use the suitcase on one condition. He must unequivocally express his hatred of Jacques Chirac and his government. The dumbass frog told me that he VOTED FOR CHIRAC.

Almost immediately, sarcastic comments began coming out of my mouth as if by magic. I said that Chirac was a bastard for fucking us over at the U.N. The frog responded by saying, and this was classic, "I am against war," as the justification for supporting Chirac. I told the frog that I understood, since frogs were against war in pretty much every military conflict going back to Waterloo. That did not make the frog happy. I explained that the frogs have a huge problem with their Muslim immigrants and the racist frogs failure to integrate them into French society. Interestingly, the frog said that he hated the immigrants and wanted that to stop immediately and to send them back where they came from. I asked whether the frog thought this approach might draw a rebuke from their Arab oil masters in the Gulf. This also did not make the frog happy. I laughed and told him not to worry because the european habit of ignoring a problem until the only perceived solution is genocidal mayhem was only about a decade away. He laughed strangely as if he didn't quite get my message.

By this time, my wife had approached to see what I was up to (knowing how I feel about France). She gave the suitcase up to the frog (without getting the revocation of support for Chirac I was insisting upon) and admonished me for being an asshole. I laughed heartily. After the frog left, all my neighbors, who were far too polite and far less drunk, came up and told me that they felt exactly the same way about that country of backstabbing assholes.

All in all, a good Saturday afternoon.

K

Lol. You are definitely funny! So humoristic!

LoL, Rock, that's so funny.

Few times I tried to instigate similar conversations, but for some reason my frogs always agree with me, one even expressed a desire to kill Chirac.

You have 5 K comin tomorrow.

I laughed heartily.

So did I. My last K.

right on

K ROCK !

I don't know if I could have resisted the temptation of hiding a ziploc bag full of powder in the suitcase before I gave it to him.

K Rock

I explained that the frogs have a huge problem with their Muslim immigrants and the racist frogs failure to integrate them into French society.

Interestingly, the frog said that he hated the immigrants and wanted that to stop immediately and to send them back where they came from. I asked whether the frog thought this approach might draw a rebuke from their Arab oil masters in the Gulf. This also did not make the frog happy.

LMAO!! But how can this be?! FROGS aren't racist, or so says SHITCRACK!!

...You make me laugh. Your froggy neighbor is a very representative one. Nearly all my french collegues are like this one, except the Arabs. But I never try to speak about politics with Arabs, since I know well they also could be racists.

If your neighbor were really courageous or if you were speaking french without any accent, he would perhaps explain you that the american want to dominate the world and it's why there is so many terrorists, wars, poverty and AIDS and whatever-awful-thing-everybody-hates around the world.
And that Bin Laden is an American creation.
And that you are destroying the planet.
And that you have never gone on the moon.
Or you would never go to the moon without the help of nazi scientists.
Or that YOU were very violent when YOU invade France, oh I beg you pardon, when you liberate France.
Oh I forgot one important thing: Bush daddy has something related to nazis/islamist/bad-guys over the world, so Bush Jr is the real enemy.

Speaking about myself, it's not easy to stay "french" when you don't think like the others frenchs. They don't think, they only repeat what they have heard at the TV/radio/parent's house. And they heard wrong things.
Maybe you can buy our TV/radio/newpapers and take fifty years to change it ?

Bet you never see that suitcase again, hope it wasn't expensive.

i would be very pissed to see a french person in my country.

I laughed and told him not to worry because the european habit of ignoring a problem until the only perceived solution is genocidal mayhem was only about a decade away.

Brilliant , never heard it summed up so well.

K+

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Ah, fuck you, Ccold.

ROck thanks for your great job... maybe this French was loving America before met you ?

another anti-american french .. well done ! you are helping us in so many ways


At least your wife is a lady

Rock, what supplies did your neighbor want to take back home?
(K, by the way, for a very funny post...and I'm betting there's a little hyperbole in there).

Ur my hero
K+

K+ Rock! . . . . This gets filed under the heading "You know you had a good weekend, when . . . . "

go, Rock!

The least ypou could've done was blasting his brains out

Nice shot, retard...
Do you know your week ends really look like shit ?
You wife is right: her husband is a poor asshole who get drunk on afternoons...
Pathetic redneck...

if he was poor why the fuck was the indigenous stinkie borrowing a suitcase from him asshole?

I hope that you pissed in his pool.

ytsara .



a little bit simplistic your opinion . else,j i don't see at all where you bashed this french .

simple held up a liquor store in LA.

Top that!