Certaines publications de bas étage insinuent que l'Encyclopaedia Moronica n'avance pas assez vite. Il faut tout de même bien voir que c'est une somme. Sans doute la première analyse à chaud du phénomène, une source indispensable pour les anthropologues, psychiatres et géopoliticiens qui étudieront FuckFrance dans les décennies à venir.

Merci aux Encycloffuckers dont les noms suivent : AAFderetour, CaptainSensible, Charette, crapaudazur, I_Had_A_Dream, korbach, letarsier59, mercipapa, whizz2. Ils seront grassement payés.

N'hésitez pas à ajouter votre grain de sel, nous préparons déjà la seconde édition (en couleur !).
Spécifs : en anglais, bref, instructif, et au troisième degré.

Lettres déjà parues :
A : www.fuckfrance.com . . .
B : www.fuckfrance.com . . .
C :www.fuckfrance.com . . .
D :www.fuckfrance.com . . .
E : www.fuckfrance.com . . .

Plus que 20, merdre !

RC

Fact
Originally intented as a piece of information presented as having objective reality., this particular item undergoes frequent distortion when presented on forums such as FF. Strangely enough, the inalienable validity of a fact does not seem to be established through the exercise of confronting views, but rather through a majority of asserting views over a minority of dissenting opinions.
The postulate that Frenchmen stink for instance, is never validated through scientific evidence on FF, it is however established as a durable fact for many posters. On the other hand certain facts escape the relativity warp on FF, ; for instance the common assumption that Prophet is a poor speller is generally acknowledged by the ensemble of the distinguished assembly aforementioned. Difficulty arises when it comes to the difference between myth and fact due to lack of objective proof : the fact that Riasah has great tits may need to be further enforced through more graphic evidence than a grainy webcam pic, for fear of seeing this fact slide into the myth folder

Failure
This is an art. Anglo-Saxons generally fail with no class at all.

Fair
(see “Balanced”).
“Fair and balanced”, the prestigious trademarked Fox motto, is a living reality on FuckFrance.
Showing a french children corpse is, according to local etiquette, very Fair.

Fairy tales
Story invented by Whitehouse pisse-copies, and enthousiastically believed by the average americanus moronicus.
Exemples: www.fuckfrance.com . . .

Faith
Great shared theological virtue of most FrenchFuckers. At least their faith is that their own opinion is worthy.

Fallacy
A misconception resulting from incorrect reasoning as when oOOOo actually believes that, quote : "the best Bordeaux come out of California. In the words of the late Marcel Proust : "Facts do not permeate the world of our beliefs. Can I have some more Madeleine with my tea, please ?

Falwell (Jerry)
One of Usama Bin Laden’s best american ally (see “Robertson”)

Familiarity
The order of the old saying according to which « familiarity breeds contempt » (and children ! added Mark Twain), is reversed in FF’s other-side-of–the-mirror world. Familiarity between the posters tends to divert them from their main objective « bashing the other side ». As a result, alteration in karma flow may be witnessed on a regular basis with Ks flying either way of the dividing line between hardline French bashers and unyielding French bashees. Focus should be put by French posters on rating their fellow fighters first, over the American ones at any time if our goal to undermine this site is to succeed, by having only French compatriots as top members. If you second that resolution, I suggest you might as well start by rating this particular post.

Family
FuckFrance gives family fathers and mothers an occasion to use words they couldn’t tell in front of their children.

Fan
Mechanical shit attractor

Ffuckers
Dark legions of FuckFrance.

Filthy
Filthy : someone you cant trust, adjective often associated to frenchs a priori. A french is always filthy: "Here come the filthy french". Saying it is a way to warn. See backstabbing

Finance
The art (or science) of managing revenues and resources for the best advantage of the manager. Thisis one of american's most precious discoveries and possessions

Finland
Home of Santa Claus. Socially developped country since Santa Claus works only one night a year. Also known for its cuisine and its two International Olympic Commitee members

First posts
Let's make it clear, American posters are much smarter than their french counterparts, it's easy to realize, you just have to read their very first posts :
American style :
Airborne : Hi, I'm a former US marine, and I fought everywhere from Gulf War 1 to Gulf War 2. I have 11 purple hearts and I fuck the French. Ban all Frogs
QweRt_Y : We shuld bann the fRanch who cannot wright a prOper english.
Dilldo'Reilly : “LOL, French are fucked, they eat snails and don't wash, their women don't shave. Fuck France, ROFLMAO, no French on FF !”

French style :
PierrotGourmand : “Hello, my name is Pierre, and I love America, why do you hate us so much ?”
Jancullaméric : “héléga jéhunidé sionécrivé komsa pourquycomprènpacékon ?”
La_Piscine : “Ordre à tous les ressortissants français égarés sur FuckFrance : quittez ce site, je répète : quittez ce site !”

Ashamed Frog style :
Mea_Culpa : “I was born in La Garenne Bezons, but I feel like an american since I drank my first Coke. I hate Chirac and dog's feces, I admire the US achievements... Do someone has any informations on how to get a creen card ?

British style :
Winston_C : “We Brits are a god loved nation, universaly appreciated for what we brought to humanity : science, dental hygiene, boiled meals, decent soccer fans and tourists, and humility.”

Italian style :
Pussolini : “Hello, I'm Alessandro, I'm a 6 feet 12 inches handsome Italian from Venezia (where are gathered 46% of all Unesco cultural sites). My wife is a swedish model and I fuck the French, just like my american masters do.”

Regionalist style :
Becassino : “Ken avo, I'm a proud breto-basquo-catalo-alsaco-corsico-occitan. My grand fathers and mothers were forced to speak french inferior language at school. We regionalists are open minded people, except when it comes to foreigners."

Flame
Happy entertainment where friendship can be celebrated in a subtle way. First, a member (the flamer) brings attention to another member (the flamed). The festive atmosphere happens when the flamed replies and agrees to play but it is ruined if this doesnt happen, except if the flamed person has been banned and cant reply. This situation is really a cream of a flame and particularly when the flamed has been banned permanently. Because it requires a lot of courage only a few members can do this type of flame

Florida
The state of Mickey Bush and Jeb Mouse, attracts people from different walks of life such as retirees from Queens, New England teamsters and Calypso-dancing retired journalists.

Football
An United Statian sport, played mostly with the hands.

Fortitude
The most shared virtue on both sides.

Fox News
FuckFrance's Pravda, direct from Bush's ministery of Truth, with very simple and preposterous mottos : ignorance is strengh, falsehood is verity, Saddam planned 9/11 attacks, French starved Iraqi children, Bill O'Reilly is an honest, decent man who has never used a dildo.

"fRanch"
Americani Moronici have their limited but own idiom, some words seem to have no meaning, except perhaps for some happy few initiates.

Fratricide
Brotherly tension leading to a fateful conclusion, first introduced and popularized by Cain and Abel (the "wasn't me" tactics could hardly be put into use at the time considering the scarcity of other potential suspects),and now a phenomenom which occurs from time to time between American and British posters, with no little relish on the behalf of amused French posters.
On fundamental subjects such as "Which is the best beer in the world ?" we may witness acrimonious attacks and replies between would-be French haters who forget the very reason which brought them here in the first place.

Free country
Country that harbours US bases

Freedom
To serious to be given to fries.

Freedom fries
Pathetic attempt to disposess the French of something that never was theirs in the first place. (see French fries)

Freedom Tower
Will be renamed French Tower as soon as the tension between our two countries will calm down.

Free market
Economic doctrine according to which the absence of trade regulations will ultimately enrich everyone. See also "Fairy tales"

Free market zone
Playground for protectionist countries

French Fries
Belgian potato delicacy wrongly attributed to the French, who being the deceitful bastards we know, never corrected the mistake. Something that would never happen should Jean-Claude Van Damme, another successful Belgian export, be mistaken for a French actor. (See freedon fries)

French Kiss
The real reason why they hate us, because we invented it (just as we invented french fries).

French (language)
Subhuman croaking, many FuckFrance heroes decided long ago to boycott all French words and to ban them from their vocabulary. They banned many other words as well.
Nevertheless, every french member should be aware that most US and english folks here, even the dumbest, understand French quite well.

French members
The elite of FuckFrance, their ancestors have fought during WW1 and resisted during WW2.

French people
As French are not a race, to be antifrench is not racism. (see Orwell)

French women
This is a friendly warning from the French members to the United Statians and Brits on this site : french women are ugly, hairy, virile, have tiny natural tits and a strong natural body odor. When they make love, they scream the Marseillaise.
Stay away from french women.

FrenchAreVichy
Once a great US member, who deserved many times the tin funnel (see), FAV has been favnapped by French agents. He lives now in Sèvres, France, where he is now exhibited as the Americanus Moronicus' official standard. He will be released as soon as we shall catch AntiFrench.

Friendship
A ship big enough to carry two in fair weather, but only one during a storm

Frog
(See snails)

Frog Frogmen
Very dangerous variety of Frogs, who don't hesitate to bomb ships of America loving movements as Greepeace.

Frogish
Language used by the frogs on FuckFrance. The other members use a superior dialect : globish.

Fuck
Second most employed term on FuckFrance

« Fuck the author of the poll » option
Inspired invention by SpikeCohen. It changes the results of many polls and should be compulsory.

FuckFrance
The worst site of the web, the place to be, a madhouse, a dating place... Make your choice.

"Fuckfrance Enquirer"
(Beware of imitations) : the only FF tabloid bent so much on finding the truth that should it not be found, it will be made up. You haven't made it on FF until you've made the cover of the Enquirer. Unless you've been photoshopped with a gaping mouth and a dildo in your ear

FuckFrancisque
Medal awarded to the delators of FuckFrance, most of them proud americans, who enthousiastically report to the mods what they consider as transgressions of the rules of FuckFrance : to write in French, use a sort of humor they don't understand, or, simply, be French.
The Mods use the delators, but scorn them in secret.

Funnel
To have the right to wear the FuckFrance “Official Tin Funnel, you must :
post at least 20 times a day, or :
have a vocabulary of less than 300 words, or :
spam on a daily basis with 250 pages copypasted bulshit, without a single cut.
Some Americani Moronici, as AntiFrench (see) deserve the OTF for ALL of these reasons.

Future
A period of time in which , according to GWB , our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured

FyckFrance
If you want the list of the traitors who founded or joined this schism, ask the FuckFrancisque awarded delators. Some of these morally challenged pieces of humanity are back on FuckFrance. They act just as if they were respectable members. What a pity.

Shon : www.fuckfrance.com . . .
Trailboss : www.fuckfrance.com . . .

At last !...
Karma sur la recharge. Well, I've not even read it but I'm confident.

Edit :

Freedom
To serious to be given to fries.

Excellent, pas mieux.

Who do you think you are, Ambrose Bierce? Actually that point about Prophet's spelling was funny. I thought it was intentional.

Falloudja : holy city with impressive ruins..

Ambrose Bierce?

Ambrose Pierce may sound a bit better

Calypso-dancing retired journalists.
---
?
Might you mean mambo?
And who's retired?
K

Ambrose Pierce may sound a bit better

Interesting observation.

Florida
The state of Mickey Bush and Jeb Mouse, attracts people from different walks of life such as retirees from Queens, New England teamsters and Calypso-dancing retired journalists.

rc, you know i only care about me. please dont make me search so hard next time

Freedom
To serious to be given to fries.

Nothing is to serious to be given to fries.

Flatulence
Farting

Flirt
Fornication

Flower Children
Flour Power

Fantasme
Femme Fatale

Fan Tutte (Cosy)
Flamenco
Fandango

Fuckinasshole
Formidable
Family

Ferrugineuse - comme l'eau

letarsier59:

Ambrose Pierce may sound a bit better

Sean68:

Interesting observation.

The blogger Jimmy Akin summed it up pretty well.

Having stuck their kid with the name Ambrose, which was crime enough to begin with, they didn't understand that if you say his two names together you get an /s/ sound right up against a /b/ sound (ambrosbierce). That's a sound combination that doesn't occur in English, so it makes it hard for people to say or understand his name. I'm sure people were always trying to turn his name into "Ambrose Pierce,..."

Excellent, as usual! "First post" is awesome.

However, you could have added that French is the only language with a sexual orientation, as it is notoriously gay.

I cannot help but notice that letter F is published on the very day after I sent my contributions (which I hope to see paid in good Karma - c'est vrai la postérité, quoi, pff...)

J'ai raté ça hier!

Bump!

Great !

For the G, can I suggest :

G point: french invention.
Georges: son of god II, the return.
Geronimo: long hair hippie eco terrorist.
G3SB: kind of oppossum.
GBush: whore.
Gorgonzola
Greeengricht (Newt) aka The Grinch.
Guantanamo: sea sex and sun.
Ghraib (Abu): see Guantanamo, without the sea.
Gruyère: renamed freedom cheese.

What about the

Fight against terrorism

Became the priority of the US Gvt right after the 9/11 attacks and has since then been used by the Bush admin' to spread irrational phobia among the american populace, it has also been used to justify the invasion of Iraq and other moralless methods such as humiliting treatment of prisonners...
As any fight it has to be won, but it seems Ossama Bin Laden no longer be a prey of choice for the Bush's Hunting Club.

Ambrose Pierce may sound a bit better

While Ambrose Bierce will sound a lot bitter.



Ambrose Bierce is the correct spelling. 19th century American journalist, in a deeply cynical way. Originator of the "Friendship" definition quoted in RestonCourtois' encyclopedia. www.biercephile.com

have a vocabulary of less than 300 words

Does excluding plurals and misspellings?

What about foreign, or half foreign, words like "Taco Bell"?

--Sternboden

fredmasse aka fred the head aka billy liar.....wanking goat fucker that tells lies.

Fumier : on retrouve deux illustrations finalement assez proches de ce mot...





Et le pire n'est pas de tomber sur/dans celui qu'on croit!!!

Mon RC adoré, comme d'hab j'ai adoré ... vraiment du grand art, il est vrai que nos valeureux adversaires ne seraient jamais arrivés à créer un truc pareil, peut-être dans la catégorie : dépliant pour sex-shop ils auraient été assez inspirés.

Je m'étonne de ne pas trouver FRANCE dans cette rubrique. Permets-moi de peut-être contribuer, ou tout au moins tenter de le faire...c'est pas drôle!

France : Pays situé au centre de l'univers, et point central de l'existence du pire site ouaibe de la planète dans lequel vivent les Français (nous y reviendront), qui par sa grande Histoire, son climat exquis, son littoral exceptionnel, ses campagnes, ses montagnes magnifiques, son art de vivre, son savoir-faire, son rayonnement, son esprit, son art de la table et de ses produits fins rendent fou de jalousie les habitants d'autres pays moins gâtés...France, pays qui déchaîne les passions et les haines mais qui, s'il devait mourir, tous les pays du monde ne pourraient soulever son cerceuil. France patrie de Zidane et de Victor Hugo de Pasteur et de Gérad Lambert, de Bidochon et d'Obélix, de Bonaparte et de Napoléon, de RC et d'Ostaire...

Français :

floater n. 1. Scotch, A turd in the pan which will not flush away. 2. Member of the crap 70s soul band, e.g. Larry

fuckshitfuckshitfuckshit exclm. Phrase uttered when driving a car through a particularly tight space at too high a speed.

Là, j'ai rigolé un MAX.
*MERCI*

France patrie de Zidane et de Victor Hugo de Pasteur et de Gérad Lambert, de Bidochon et d'Obélix, de Bonaparte et de Napoléon, de RC et d'Ostaire..

OK pour Victor Hugo, Gérard Lambert et Pasteur...



Edit : OK pour RC aussi...

Un peu de posésie lyrique:

France: where the freedom fries ...

Un peu de posésie lyrique:

France: where the freedom fries ..

Before someone else does it :
France heat wave : When the French fries...


Self-bashing does not hurt, it's actually a delicacy