
 FF News The Koran just arrived Muahahahahahaha!!!!! (karma: 16)
en>fr fr>en By TheMadPoet  Comments: 30487, member since Mon Nov 07, 2005On Thu Mar 09, 2006 02:09 PM
Moved to FF News by jerrylewissuxs (59052) on 2006-04-17 23:06:52
Oh boy do I have plans!
Since the Koran is inherently evil, I have my two Buddhist guardian lions watching over it until I can render it harmless!
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re: The Koran just arrived Muahahahahahaha!!!!! (karma: 8)
en>fr fr>en By CafeduMerde Comments: 8511, member since Fri Dec 03, 2004On Thu Mar 09, 2006 02:14 PM
why does it have the hellraiser cube on it?
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re: The Koran just arrived Muahahahahahaha!!!!! (karma: 1)
en>fr fr>en By Youmakemelaugh  Comments: 2306, member since Fri Jul 04, 2003On Thu Mar 09, 2006 02:15 PM
Are you sure those aren't just poodles? |
re: The Koran just arrived Muahahahahahaha!!!!! en>fr fr>en By SACTrainedKiller Comments: 4619, member since Mon Oct 24, 2005On Thu Mar 09, 2006 02:30 PM
Are you sure those aren't just poodles? I think they are actually Foo Dogs or I believe they would be if they originated in China. |
re: The Koran just arrived Muahahahahahaha!!!!! (karma: 2)
en>fr fr>en By HearUsRoar Comments: 4286, member since Tue Jun 10, 2003On Thu Mar 09, 2006 03:06 PM
So where are you taking the Koran on vacation?
I still say you shouldn't destroy it completely- the tour would end!
I'll check back for pictures  |
re: The Koran just arrived Muahahahahahaha!!!!! en>fr fr>en By DABAL Comments: 10397, member since Tue May 06, 2003On Thu Mar 09, 2006 03:11 PM
This should be good.
Lay it on us, MP. The suspense is killing muzzies.  |
re: The Koran just arrived Muahahahahahaha!!!!! en>fr fr>en By indigo2 Comments: 4308, member since Tue Sep 16, 2003On Thu Mar 09, 2006 03:14 PM
Are we still doing the Roaming Gnome thing?
I got some good places I'd like to take this pile-of-shit book.
Please place a piece of poop on and take a picture.
Fuck france! |
re: The Koran just arrived Muahahahahahaha!!!!! (karma: 2)
en>fr fr>en By TheMadPoet  Comments: 30487, member since Mon Nov 07, 2005On Thu Mar 09, 2006 04:15 PM
I think they are actually Foo Dogs or I believe they would be if they originated in China
They are Khmer Buddhist guardian Lions, not dogs, dogs are considered unclean by the Khmer in the way muzzies regard pigs. |
re: The Koran just arrived Muahahahahahaha!!!!! (karma: 1)
en>fr fr>en By Sean68 Comments: 9356, member since Wed Apr 06, 2005On Thu Mar 09, 2006 04:17 PM
Soak a page in urine, let it dry (outside in the sun), and mail it to CAIR. No faxing! |
re: The Koran just arrived Muahahahahahaha!!!!! (karma: 2)
en>fr fr>en By TheMadPoet  Comments: 30487, member since Mon Nov 07, 2005On Thu Mar 09, 2006 04:23 PM
So where are you taking the Koran on vacation?
I still say you shouldn't destroy it completely- the tour would end!
I did promise the wife a shopping spree in Hong Kong in a couple of weeks...... but the Koran weighs 5 pounds and I'm not explaining a bullet riddled holy book to anyone in airport security, they just have no humor at all!
If you want the Koran (Or what is left of it) when I am done, sent me a PM with a shipping address, and why you should be next. |
re: The Koran just arrived Muahahahahahaha!!!!! en>fr fr>en By TheFroginator  Comments: 7537, member since Wed May 25, 2005On Thu Mar 09, 2006 04:26 PM
Send the Koran to me! Me next! Me Next! |
re: The Koran just arrived Muahahahahahaha!!!!! (karma: 3)
en>fr fr>en By G3S3B Comments: 28793, member since Sun Oct 31, 2004On Thu Mar 09, 2006 04:31 PM
mohammad ( piss be his name ) holding a Koran.
mohammad ( piss be his name ) holding a Koran. |
re: The Koran just arrived Muahahahahahaha!!!!! en>fr fr>en By A_Thinking_Man Comments: 17407, member since Fri May 16, 2003On Thu Mar 09, 2006 04:54 PM
Since the Koran is inherently evil, I have my two Buddhist guardian lions watching over it until I can render it harmless!
Remember, October 10th is the Official Ff.com "Desecrate a kOran Day"! |
re: The Koran just arrived Muahahahahahaha!!!!! (karma: 4)
en>fr fr>en By I_am_for_peace Comments: 6909, member since Fri Oct 22, 2004On Thu Mar 09, 2006 05:30 PM
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re: The Koran just arrived Muahahahahahaha!!!!! en>fr fr>en By markIII Comments: 642, member since Tue Apr 15, 2003On Thu Mar 09, 2006 05:49 PM
i could use it right now I just rtan clean outta andrex |
re: The Koran just arrived Muahahahahahaha!!!!! (karma: 11)
en>fr fr>en By TheMadPoet  Comments: 30487, member since Mon Nov 07, 2005On Thu Mar 09, 2006 06:56 PM
Here is the condition of the Koran so far.
It would appear a number of infidels have signed in on the inside of the front cover
There is a bullet hole penetrating thru to the 510th page, or the first 18 Surrahs, if I recall this is the 30-06 round that did this.
So, I started by flipping thru a few pages, and it struck me, this is a very boring book!
It has no pictures!
So, I set about fixing this by first pasting a picture of it's author inside!
And then, because it seemed way too stern, I thought a cartoon or two to grace the pages!
It was then that I noticed Spike had circumcised the Koran.
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re: The Koran just arrived Muahahahahahaha!!!!! en>fr fr>en By HearUsRoar Comments: 4286, member since Tue Jun 10, 2003On Thu Mar 09, 2006 08:39 PM
Not that it matters, but that's not a bullet hole.
Booyaah put that hole there for his cigarrette  |
re: The Koran just arrived Muahahahahahaha!!!!! (karma: 2)
en>fr fr>en By TheMadPoet  Comments: 30487, member since Mon Nov 07, 2005On Thu Mar 09, 2006 08:42 PM
Booyaah put that hole there for his cigarrette
With what? a drill bit? |
re: The Koran just arrived Muahahahahahaha!!!!! en>fr fr>en By booyaah  Comments: 13310, member since Fri Feb 21, 2003On Thu Mar 09, 2006 08:49 PM
With what? a drill bit?
I had to test my new cordless drill out.
and I was gonna have it smoking a cigarette, but we left that idea for someone else. So that's the hole I put the American flag in. |
re: The Koran just arrived Muahahahahahaha!!!!! (karma: 2)
en>fr fr>en By TheMadPoet  Comments: 30487, member since Mon Nov 07, 2005On Thu Mar 09, 2006 08:52 PM
Heh, ok, that works, I have other plans for that hole, however, and since I don't have a horny rabbit... you will just have to wait and see.
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re: The Koran just arrived Muahahahahahaha!!!!! en>fr fr>en By TheFroginator  Comments: 7537, member since Wed May 25, 2005On Thu Mar 09, 2006 08:58 PM
MadPoet, I will pay you 500 K's to be the next person in the Koran Tour. I promise good pictures! Please |
re: The Koran just arrived Muahahahahahaha!!!!! (karma: 2)
en>fr fr>en By SpikeCohen  Comments: 9044, member since Wed Mar 19, 2003On Thu Mar 09, 2006 08:58 PM
That wasn't a bullet hole?! I thought balls had shot it.
Oh well....
It was then that I noticed Spike had circumcised the Koran.
Yes, and I sucked its blood out.
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re: The Koran just arrived Muahahahahahaha!!!!! (karma: 2)
en>fr fr>en By TheMadPoet  Comments: 30487, member since Mon Nov 07, 2005On Thu Mar 09, 2006 08:59 PM
Edited by TheMadPoet (78380) on 2006-03-09 21:02:10
MadPoet, I will pay you 500 K's to be the next person in the Koran Tour. I promise good pictures! Please
Bribery works, PM me a shipping adress and it is yours (after I .50 cal it of course)
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re: The Koran just arrived Muahahahahahaha!!!!! en>fr fr>en By SpikeCohen  Comments: 9044, member since Wed Mar 19, 2003On Thu Mar 09, 2006 09:02 PM
Dammit, you better shoot the damn thing first. |
re: The Koran just arrived Muahahahahahaha!!!!! en>fr fr>en By booyaah  Comments: 13310, member since Fri Feb 21, 2003On Thu Mar 09, 2006 09:02 PM
Hey, I don't know if Spike did, but don't forget to sign the book. |