Oh boy do I have plans!



Since the Koran is inherently evil, I have my two Buddhist guardian lions watching over it until I can render it harmless!

why does it have the hellraiser cube on it?

Are you sure those aren't just poodles?

Are you sure those aren't just poodles?

I think they are actually Foo Dogs or I believe they would be if they originated in China.

So where are you taking the Koran on vacation?

I still say you shouldn't destroy it completely- the tour would end!

I'll check back for pictures

This should be good.

Lay it on us, MP. The suspense is killing muzzies.

Are we still doing the Roaming Gnome thing?

I got some good places I'd like to take this pile-of-shit book.

Please place a piece of poop on and take a picture.

Fuck france!

I think they are actually Foo Dogs or I believe they would be if they originated in China

They are Khmer Buddhist guardian Lions, not dogs, dogs are considered unclean by the Khmer in the way muzzies regard pigs.

Soak a page in urine, let it dry (outside in the sun), and mail it to CAIR. No faxing!

So where are you taking the Koran on vacation?

I still say you shouldn't destroy it completely- the tour would end!

I did promise the wife a shopping spree in Hong Kong in a couple of weeks...... but the Koran weighs 5 pounds and I'm not explaining a bullet riddled holy book to anyone in airport security, they just have no humor at all!


If you want the Koran (Or what is left of it) when I am done, sent me a PM with a shipping address, and why you should be next.

Send the Koran to me! Me next! Me Next!

mohammad ( piss be his name ) holding a Koran.


mohammad ( piss be his name ) holding a Koran.

Since the Koran is inherently evil, I have my two Buddhist guardian lions watching over it until I can render it harmless!

Remember, October 10th is the Official Ff.com "Desecrate a kOran Day"!

All of you guys better be careful. There's going to be a price on your head.

.... and on your testicles, booyaah.

Big Brother Mohammed is watching you!!!!!

i could use it right now I just rtan clean outta andrex

Here is the condition of the Koran so far.

It would appear a number of infidels have signed in on the inside of the front cover

There is a bullet hole penetrating thru to the 510th page, or the first 18 Surrahs, if I recall this is the 30-06 round that did this.

So, I started by flipping thru a few pages, and it struck me, this is a very boring book!

It has no pictures!

So, I set about fixing this by first pasting a picture of it's author inside!


And then, because it seemed way too stern, I thought a cartoon or two to grace the pages!



It was then that I noticed Spike had circumcised the Koran.

Not that it matters, but that's not a bullet hole.
Booyaah put that hole there for his cigarrette

Booyaah put that hole there for his cigarrette

With what? a drill bit?

With what? a drill bit?

I had to test my new cordless drill out.




and I was gonna have it smoking a cigarette, but we left that idea for someone else. So that's the hole I put the American flag in.

Heh, ok, that works, I have other plans for that hole, however, and since I don't have a horny rabbit... you will just have to wait and see.

MadPoet, I will pay you 500 K's to be the next person in the Koran Tour. I promise good pictures! Please

That wasn't a bullet hole?! I thought balls had shot it.

Oh well....

It was then that I noticed Spike had circumcised the Koran.

Yes, and I sucked its blood out.

MadPoet, I will pay you 500 K's to be the next person in the Koran Tour. I promise good pictures! Please

Bribery works, PM me a shipping adress and it is yours (after I .50 cal it of course)

Dammit, you better shoot the damn thing first.

Hey, I don't know if Spike did, but don't forget to sign the book.

I already signed it, and I'm definately going to .50 it on video as promised.