So where are you taking the Koran on vacation?
I still say you shouldn't destroy it completely- the tour would end!
I did promise the wife a shopping spree in Hong Kong in a couple of weeks...... but the Koran weighs 5 pounds and I'm not explaining a bullet riddled holy book to anyone in airport security, they just have no humor at all!
If you want the Koran (Or what is left of it) when I am done, sent me a PM with a shipping address, and why you should be next.