Here is the condition of the Koran so far.

It would appear a number of infidels have signed in on the inside of the front cover

There is a bullet hole penetrating thru to the 510th page, or the first 18 Surrahs, if I recall this is the 30-06 round that did this.

So, I started by flipping thru a few pages, and it struck me, this is a very boring book!

It has no pictures!

So, I set about fixing this by first pasting a picture of it's author inside!


And then, because it seemed way too stern, I thought a cartoon or two to grace the pages!



It was then that I noticed Spike had circumcised the Koran.