Oh, I have been observing this site for ages before joining it. I am very well acquainted with your "material" and I assure you, you are not the brightest bulb out there. I am sure you are in the lower percentiles of IQ in the nation. However, your heart is in the right place, even if you are an unintellectual dolt.

That being said, its probably your French ancestry that is holding you back. Perhaps you share some common blood with Mr. Prophet_GWB_PBUH.