Hey, asshole. This is a formal request for the name of your general counsel and your service agent for the state of Florida. If you don't have the guts to respond, it will actually make this easier for me, because I will still be able to serve you via the Florida Secretary of State and have a default judgment entered against you in the U.S. District Court of for the Southern District of Florida.

Ok, stop right here. The wanker has to serve you in Colorado. Well established. I have been accused back in the stone ages of the internet of libel so I had a crash course in wankers like this one. If he does not file a complaint in Colorado he has not a snowballs chance in hell of even getting a hearing.

please enjoy the long flights to Colorado where it will be heard and summarily disposed of. By that point, I and the entire Fuckfrance community will be laughing our asses off.

OK, I see you already know this. Just DON'T comment on any of his current lawsuits (if there are any) or he can subpoena you as a witness even if unrelated. I learned this one the hard way.