This brings up an interesting question. How does one get karma from shon? What is the formula?

With some others, it's downright easy. With pitpig, one need only to write "DAVID CAMERON" or "tidy" for instant K. With DABAL, a simple "Bush's fault" will do. Ihatehippies, it's as easy as "bitch should've heated up the sandwiches".

But what about shon? I can tell you, I've tried it all; outright brown-nosing ("shon, you are great! Your site is great! You are great!"), trying to write in Vietnamese (although I don't think what I wrote was legible), even giving money ($100!!!!). None of that worked.

Maybe if I cut myself, he'll pay attention. That's it, I'll cut myself. And maybe, *sniff* before I bleed to death, *double sniff* he'll notice that I'm alive.