What in the name of Spike Cohen is going on here? I've been away a while, and apparently I haven't had enough to drink, smoked nearly enough ganja, or read enough Derrida to even begin to comprehend all this shit. Batty wars? WTF?

On the other hand, axiomatically, anything involving prophet is bound to be incoherent and senseless, so it's probably not me. Anyone care to give the Cliff Notes version?