I think the buttmunch bit off more than he can chew and is now in the process of trying to step outta the pile of shit he stepped in.

And I agree with Spike, how the fuck he know so much about a guy from another state? Is this another one of his bluffs?

I say send CAP over to his place and find out once and for all! I dont know if thats the wisest of ideas but I think the follow on story would be fuckin hilarious!