For some inexplicable reason, the server went haywire this morning. I guess someone really hated those (now defunct) porn ads.

I was starting to panic.

My computer says the OS and the Hard Drive aren't installed. I need a new computer.

Fred cabbage has been hitting the porn ads like crazy, that's what will have fucked the job up, he then moved on to the loan adverts trying to scam him some free cash.

I got "Website not responding". It gave me time to mull over being a Premium Member.

Where's Simple when you need him?

I went to Steve H's site, to look for PBUH. Boring !!!!! What is wrong with them?

10 May 2006 15:05:22 xpdb::readQuery() [mode split] - query took 21.629260063171 seconds: select xp.users.userid, xp.users.login, xp.users.accesslv, xp.users.mod_fg, xp.users.mod_bg, xp.users.mod_border, xp.users.comments, xp.users.rating, xp.users.salute, viewed.v_viewed, posts.msg, posts.to_uid, posts.replies, posts.user, posts.duedate, posts.lastdate, posts.date, posts.featureid, posts.styleid, posts.thumbnail, posts.large, post_image_id, posts.postid, posts.bitfield, posts.rank, posts.title, posts.parentid, posts.post_rating, posts.post_org, posts.post_city, posts.post_state, posts.post_country, posts.xpid, posts.ip, to_days(now()) - to_days(posts.date) as daycount from xp.users,posts,viewed where posts.postid = viewed.v_postid and xp.users.userid=posts.userid and posts.typeid=0 and rank>=0 and parentid=0 and featureid in (1, 2, 3, 4, 11, 7, 8) order by lastdate desc limit 0,25 # printForumTopicsByQuery # /hot.html

I was getting 404 errors with IE, but Mozilla was kind enough to let me know my connection was refused at your end, Shon.

Don't know what that was about, but it sucked.

10 May 2006 15:05:22 xpdb::readQuery() [mode split] - query took 21.629260063171 seconds: select xp.users.userid, xp.users.login, xp.users.accesslv, xp.users.mod_fg, xp.users.mod_bg, xp.users.mod_border, xp.users.comments, xp.users.rating, xp.users.salute, viewed.v_viewed, posts.msg, posts.to_uid, posts.replies, posts.user, posts.duedate, posts.lastdate, posts.date, posts.featureid, posts.styleid, posts.thumbnail, posts.large, post_image_id, posts.postid, posts.bitfield, posts.rank, posts.title, posts.parentid, posts.post_rating, posts.post_org, posts.post_city, posts.post_state, posts.post_country, posts.xpid, posts.ip, to_days(now()) - to_days(posts.date) as daycount from xp.users,posts,viewed where posts.postid = viewed.v_postid and xp.users.userid=posts.userid and posts.typeid=0 and rank>=0 and parentid=0 and featureid in (1, 2, 3, 4, 11, 7, 8) order by lastdate desc limit 0,25 # printForumTopicsByQuery # /hot.html

Sacrebleu, did the Martians invade us ?

I thought that SteveH. finally shut this place down.



Glad it's working, now. Some members should set up alternative sites in case of server problems. Any IT guys out there?


I thought he had you that time, Shon!

For some inexplicable reason, the server went haywire

Haven't I warned you that SimpleSauron the überMod was slowly taking control of everything ?

Yeah. I was going through ff withdrawal.

This place is fucking addictive. Bastards.

Fuck france!

For some inexplicable reason, the server went haywire

Blame the French.

My keyboard was wet. I'm sorry.

Don't tell, ok?

I am not getting FF email. Is this happening to anyone else?

I am not getting FF email. Is this happening to anyone else?

Same here.

I saw a Joooo running away from the server.

I also noticed that none of the Joos were online at the time.

Quinky-dink? Or were they warned to stay away from FF at the time?

Personally, I'm suspicious.

It was a good day to be sick and sleeping which was exactly what I was doing most of the time.

That fuck buddy of yours must have got his dick stuck in the wrong place.

Shon,

Thanks for civilizing the ads.

Now, I can return (the prodigal son). Ads seem much more tasteful. I can now open a session in FF with pride.

Now, I return to bashing the mother-fucking, degenerate liberal appologists for islamofascist Franco-Arab America hating. Why they hate us is a mystery, but they do, and have much to answer for.

Anyone who wants to send messages to my private address is welcome. simplefrench, you're back in trouble.

Don't shout can't hear you.

ask for payback, or some 30% off for the mounthly price !

11 May 2006 03:13:39 xpdb::readQuery() [mode split] - query took 23.48618888855 seconds: select xp.users.userid, xp.users.login, xp.users.accesslv, xp.users.mod_fg, xp.users.mod_bg, xp.users.mod_border, xp.users.comments, xp.users.rating, xp.users.salute, viewed.v_viewed, posts.msg, posts.to_uid, posts.replies, posts.user, posts.duedate, posts.lastdate, posts.date, posts.featureid, posts.styleid, posts.thumbnail, posts.large, post_image_id, posts.postid, posts.bitfield, posts.rank, posts.title, posts.parentid, posts.post_rating, posts.post_org, posts.post_city, posts.post_state, posts.post_country, posts.xpid, posts.ip, to_days(now()) - to_days(posts.date) as daycount from xp.users,posts,viewed where posts.postid = viewed.v_postid and xp.users.userid=posts.userid and posts.typeid=0 and rank>=0 and parentid=0 and featureid in (1, 2, 3, 4, 11, 7, 8) order by lastdate desc limit 0,25 # printForumTopicsByQuery # /hot.html

There's always some remains of a roting body hidden somewhere ...

"For some inexplicable reason, the server went haywire"

...the web itself statrs to be ashamed of that site!