What can I do? Taking my gun and make war? Against a VITAL card? To put a bomb like your extremists at Oklaoma City? Since 1940, this country walk on the head. De Gaulle didn't want to fight the communist in 1945. And we pay it today.

First the KGB comment, now a slap at DeGaulle?!?

I'm impressed. (This does NOT mean I want to fuck your face, so don't go there.)

There IS hope for you.

While you did find plenty of stupid laws brasher, please explain how ANY of them can be broken on an internet message board. That's where your list and the frog laws differ.

The big difference is that the frogs laws ARE NEW FEDERAL LAWS!
Not some obsolete local laws that have been left on the books because people are too lazy or cheap to remove them.

Do you know all the laws of the fifty States moron ?
In USA, you have States Law and Federal Laws. And a totally different system of jurisprudence.

Idiot.
State Laws CAN NOT violate the US Constitution you degenerate moron.

It is better to remain silent and have everyone assume you're a moron than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Like this absurd sex law wich forbidden sosomy in your OWN house. Is it freedom ?

The US Supreme court has ruled that such laws violate the Constitution Einstein, you can take it up your ass any time you visit.

See above about removing all doubt.

While you did find plenty of stupid laws brasher, please explain how ANY of them can be broken on an internet message board. That's where your list and the frog laws differ.

Quite a few apply actually DF, but take one:

"New Hampshire law forbids you to yap your foot, nod your head, or in any way keep time to music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe".

Have you not heard of internet cafe's?

Or more to the point, have you had a major humour by-pass?

Do you know all the laws of the fifty States moron ?
In USA, you have States Law and Federal Laws. And a totally different system of jurisprudence.

Like this absurd sex law wich forbidden sosomy in your OWN house. Is it freedom ?

Le Froggy is absolutely correct. We should immediately introduce anti-sodomy (sosomy?) laws on this board. Unfortunately, that will also adversly affect the French.

some Brit laws need revising too

we can shoot Welshmen in some border towns- sorry Dewi

London taxis have to carry straw to feed the horse

and we should spend sunday pm doing archery practice , by law, so we can shoot froggie

The big difference is that the frogs laws ARE NEW FEDERAL LAWS!

Is retard #1 talking about the USF?

using any racial hate speech

I hereby move that Americans be considered a race on this board (the Master Race) and that Anti-American comments be considered racist.

Nappy, I knew a guy who claimed he was once a London cabbie. He was a goddamn liar. I knew that because he spoke English.

ROTFLMAO. You guys are a riot. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

The French are screwed, their government does not allow differing ideas.

When was the last time Jerry was funny? Must have been two years ago when he was still photoshopping. Think his obsessive rants are a sign of old age creeping in?

whizz, lighten up and give credit where credit is due. Jerry, and almost everyone else, on this thread is funny.

Sucklewis is a model of multiculturalism

I hate to brag to the french posters about being an american, but i would just like to say...Nigger.

I read. I shall obey. K.

The big difference is that the frogs laws ARE NEW FEDERAL LAWS!

France is not a federation. You probably want to say that the law is
the same everywhere in France. That's true, apart a few exceptions
for socio-economical laws in Alsace-moselle.

French members insulting any religion will be banned.

Does it apply to Islam ? I mean does Islam qualify for religion?
Does it apply to posts in French only or also to posts in English?
Does it apply to posts in Arabic?

Duh!

(I must release some personal data : my first name's Henri, comes from the Old German "Heim Reich", means something like the Man of the Home or the Keeper of the Home, to make it short you can say "HOMER"!)

Is promoting fine French products OK ?

There is no such thing as "fine fRench products."

What the hell are you thinking?

Ah..I was waiting for that. I wonder why it took so long for someone to reply ? I love these Citroens, but many French products are/were shit, such as Charles De Gualle!

Why do you think that the CdG is a piece of shit? Because US pilots shit in their pants when they must land on her?

quote new rules " Americans of course are not affected by this new rule, our First Ammendment prevents such facist laws."

"Fascist" I get the impression it's the opposte to fascist. More like the "Weimar " republic, or the Soviet Union, or the "EU"

French products don't last. This one for example!

Why do you think that the CdG is a piece of shit? Because US pilots shit in their pants when they must land on her?

No, malbarre--it's because when you land at CdG you have to know "ribbit" because the signs are all in frog. Besides that, you have to go half way around the airport to find the goddamn cabbie stalls. After waiting behind a line of people a quarter mile long, we finally get into one of three cabs (three cabs--can you believe it? Lazy bastards. American airports are flush with cabs) with a driver who takes us through the best muslim slums in paris, one of your better tourist attractions, to the east paris train station, another frog toilet.

Shall I tell you about the train station?

fuck france

Well, forty years ago, all the women wanted to look like Bardot. Now they finally do!