While you did find plenty of stupid laws brasher, please explain how ANY of them can be broken on an internet message board. That's where your list and the frog laws differ.

Quite a few apply actually DF, but take one:

"New Hampshire law forbids you to yap your foot, nod your head, or in any way keep time to music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe".

Have you not heard of internet cafe's?

Or more to the point, have you had a major humour by-pass?