Fan Mail Fan mail (karma: 12)
en>fr fr>en By shon  Comments: 726, member since Thu Mar 11, 1999On Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:13 PM
Been awhile since I've received any, so here's the latest:
from Henry Artois hide details 7:44 am (13 hours ago)
to webmaster@fuckfrance.com
date Mar 21, 2007 7:44 AM
subject bonjour
you racist intolerant inbred, fat, stupid, republican yankie fuck
bonjornee
50 Replies to Fan mail |
re: Fan mail (karma: 6)
en>fr fr>en By VoxAmericaVoxDei  Comments: 14265, member since Thu Jun 16, 2005On Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:19 PM
you racist intolerant inbred, fat, stupid, republican yankie fuck
bonjornee
I hope you responded with a review of the grammatical, spelling, and mechanical errors in his email. You'd feel better about yourself, knowing you've helped educate one of the millions of illiterates in Europe. |
re: Fan mail (karma: 1)
en>fr fr>en By WilyB Comments: 21259, member since Sat Apr 26, 2003On Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:21 PM
Edited by WilyB (63834) on 2007-03-21 22:23:36
you racist intolerant inbred, fat, stupid, republican yankie fuck
The guy is an idiot. May I re-phrase it for him?
You dog-eating, slant eyed, pencil dicked vietnamese monkey asshole....
Is that better?
PS: Glad to see Vox K'ing a gook! Vox is a closet commie. |
re: Fan mail (karma: 4)
en>fr fr>en By VoxAmericaVoxDei  Comments: 14265, member since Thu Jun 16, 2005On Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:25 PM
Wily:
Vox is a closet fascist. Get your ideologies straight. |
re: Fan mail en>fr fr>en By WilyB Comments: 21259, member since Sat Apr 26, 2003On Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:26 PM
SHon is a gook. Get your ideologies straight. |
re: Fan mail en>fr fr>en By TheFroginator  Comments: 7219, member since Wed May 25, 2005On Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:27 PM
Hw needs applesauce, American of course. |
re: Fan mail (karma: 1)
en>fr fr>en By chevy Comments: 4046, member since Tue Nov 16, 2004On Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:39 PM
I think he should join FF.com and play awhile. He'd have more fun. Right Wily? |
re: Fan mail (karma: 2)
en>fr fr>en By Crusader Comments: 5506, member since Fri Jul 08, 2005On Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:00 PM
Wily might eat him. |
re: Fan mail en>fr fr>en By starspangled Comments: 25214, member since Sat Dec 27, 2003On Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:03 PM
Edited by starspangled (73817) on 2007-03-21 23:04:37
Come in and fight, stinky henry. |
re: Fan mail (karma: 5)
en>fr fr>en By TiredOfFrogs Comments: 10326, member since Thu Nov 04, 2004On Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:07 PM
Bonjour Monsieur Artois
You seem like a mature and intelligent person. Obviously, there is a lot of truth in the concept you are trying to communicate. However, because your message was so brief, it's hard to address all the details.
Thus, I would like to ask you to come back here and open a civilized debate. I'm sure it will be mutually beneficial - all sides could learn a lot from each other.
Regards,
TOF |
re: Fan mail (karma: 3)
en>fr fr>en By Sean68 Comments: 9212, member since Wed Apr 06, 2005On Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:11 PM
Edited by Sean68 (76619) on 2007-03-21 23:12:00 slight improvement
<i>On-ree Ar-twa!</i>. He sounds dangerous, a man not to be taken lightly. |
re: Fan mail en>fr fr>en By PierreDuhem Comments: 1344, member since Sun Oct 19, 2003On Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:12 PM
Nuance at its finest. |
re: Fan mail (karma: 2)
en>fr fr>en By trainer Comments: 4385, member since Tue Mar 29, 2005On Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:24 PM
Edited by trainer (76560) on 2007-03-21 23:34:23
Thus, I would like to ask you to come back here and open a civilized debate.
...said the spider to the fly.
Oh, and you see, I didn't know Shon was Asian. I had him pictured as a big blond Nordic type sitting on his throne in Valhalla like Thor...throwing thunderbolts at lesser mortals like us. Torturing us for his sport, as they say, while waiting for Ragnarok so he can destroy France using titans and ice giants.
Now I'm going to have to come up with some Dr. Fu Man Chu type mental image...ensnaring us all in his inscrutable web of intrigue. His ultimate plan to use us in some nefarious plot involving cheese to destroy France. |
re: Fan mail (karma: 4)
en>fr fr>en By VoxAmericaVoxDei  Comments: 14265, member since Thu Jun 16, 2005On Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:29 PM
fat
Here are my recommendations based on what I do when my jeans get a little tight.
Exercise: Monday, Wednesday, Friday: Run 3 miles (5K) every morning. Walk 10 miles later in the day (in increments, to avoid boredom. ). Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays: Walk 12 miles each day.
Diet: Breakfast- one bowl of non-sugar-coated cereal, a cup of coffee, a banana. Lunch- salad (with lo-cal dressing, chicken sandwich. Supper: Whatever floats your boat, but keep it in the 1000 calorie range, at the most.
Miscellaneous: Avoid alcohol. Marijuana is better, and has zero calories. Have lots of sex, as sexual intercourse burns about 200 calories per hour in the typical male, while the secretions from the female vagina are only about 30 calories per tablespoon. |
re: Fan mail en>fr fr>en By faqufrance Comments: 3796, member since Wed Nov 17, 2004On Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:13 AM
We need to point the fan to the new stickie that Vox created for our "friends" in the EU |
re: Fan mail (karma: 5)
en>fr fr>en By I_brake_4_camels Comments: 12561, member since Thu Feb 13, 2003On Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:23 AM
you racist intolerant inbred, fat, stupid, republican yankie fuck
He makes that sound like a Bad Thing. |
re: Fan mail en>fr fr>en By carso Comments: 1530, member since Sun Nov 19, 2006On Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:27 AM
Shon was stalked by morgay,poup and crap,...
Give him credit for surviving while their gay websties died off. Crap and poup's sites are failures, while Shon continues to kick ass even with idiots like infitroll
(A completely useless cunt). Fags in the fashion of CrAp Poup and the landlocked hayseeds can't get it. They are worrying about how many guns they can handle like typical cowards. Infitroll is one of the pilies of shit who think they are important,yet only elicit a smile or a snicker. We have had so many lawyers on this site that we can all laugh at the stupidity of a wannabe like this. |
re: Fan mail en>fr fr>en By NahnCee Comments: 12093, member since Mon Oct 13, 2003On Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:34 AM
<i>SHon is a gook.</i>
I thought Shon is an American.
In which case, you lose, WileyB, any way you look at it.
But I do agree that Mr. Artois should be issued a genteel invitation to join the ff.com club since he obviously has the vocabulary to play. And to be played. |
re: Fan mail (karma: 2)
en>fr fr>en By pitpig  Comments: 11943, member since Thu Oct 07, 2004On Thu Mar 22, 2007 01:17 AM
 He's obviously talking about the Buffet Slayer |
re: Fan mail (karma: 1)
en>fr fr>en By Whatchamacallit  Comments: 34100, member since Fri Nov 14, 2003On Thu Mar 22, 2007 01:19 AM
Why "Fat" and not "Bald"? |
re: Fan mail (karma: 2)
en>fr fr>en By BlitzGaulAgain Comments: 14620, member since Fri Sep 09, 2005On Thu Mar 22, 2007 01:38 AM
Edited by BlitzGaulAgain (77989) on 2007-03-22 01:45:46
Shon was stalked by morgay,poup and crap,...
Nonsense. LOL!
Shon was stalked by morgay,poup and crap,...
Give him credit for surviving while their gay websties died off. Crap and poup's sites are failures, while Shon continues to kick ass even with idiots like infitroll
(A completely useless cunt). Fags in the fashion of CrAp Poup and the landlocked hayseeds can't get it. They are worrying about how many guns they can handle like typical cowards. Infitroll is one of the pilies of shit who think they are important,yet only elicit a smile or a snicker. We have had so many lawyers on this site that we can all laugh at the stupidity of a wannabe like this.
WTF does ANY of this have to do with what Shon posted? |
re: Fan mail (karma: 5)
en>fr fr>en By Sean68 Comments: 9212, member since Wed Apr 06, 2005On Thu Mar 22, 2007 01:54 AM
Shon was stalked by morgay,poup and crap,...
Give him credit for surviving while their gay websties died off. Crap and poup's sites are failures, while Shon continues to kick ass even with idiots like infitroll
(A completely useless cunt). Fags in the fashion of CrAp Poup and the landlocked hayseeds can't get it. They are worrying about how many guns they can handle like typical cowards. Infitroll is one of the pilies of shit who think they are important,yet only elicit a smile or a snicker. We have had so many lawyers on this site that we can all laugh at the stupidity of a wannabe like this.
I've GOT to get the name of your charm school. |
re: Fan mail (karma: 5)
en>fr fr>en By whizz2  Comments: 17459, member since Wed Apr 23, 2003On Thu Mar 22, 2007 02:00 AM
from Henry Artois hide details 7:44 am (13 hours ago)
His blonde wife kicks ass.
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re: Fan mail (karma: 1)
en>fr fr>en By NahnCee Comments: 12093, member since Mon Oct 13, 2003On Thu Mar 22, 2007 08:27 AM
<i>WTF does ANY of this have to do with what Shon posted?</I>
Carso is practicing on learning how to be a frog, and change the subject really good. |
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re: Fan mail en>fr fr>en By CaptBHLiddelHart Comments: 2288, member since Tue Sep 19, 2006On Thu Mar 22, 2007 08:34 AM
I told my auntie to take Henrys' computer away. |