
 FF Pub The Book of Gensie (karma: 28)
en>fr fr>en By tookie_bn_hell Comments: 7532, member since Fri Dec 30, 2005On Wed Mar 28, 2007 09:25 PM
Edited by tookie_bn_hell (78763) on 2007-03-28 21:26:51
Bumped by TheMadPoet (78380) on 2008-02-16 00:21:24
Made sticky by TheMadPoet (78380) on 2008-08-03 05:56:35
In the beginning, there was Gensie. And Gensie was a good girl.
I know we all miss our special little girl. Hell, I'm about the most macho man to come down the pike, but I yellow my knickers every time I think of her. Thankfully, we have the holiest of all FF tomes, The book of Gensie!
This thread is where we share all of our favorite scriptures from the book of Gensie. We may never see her until we make it to the big turkey farm in the sky, but we can still *sniff sniff* celebrate her, dammit! Here are a few of my favorites:
Whoa to those among you who would dance upon the political grave of an innocent man - even though ye may think him unworthy of his office.
Gensie 4:8*
Whoeth thou art to judgeth a man who hath terminatedeth only 8 prosecutors, whence an ugly dwarf faggotess hath terminatedeth all four score and thirteeneth!
Broken bottles await thy anus! We laugh profusely!!!!
Gensie 9:11
And ye, thou whoest pretends to be from a foreign country, whine not about the irrelevant circumstances
of the past, nor seek to draw an inappropriate comparison,
nor useth them to justify a wrong.
For such is not the way of an honorable man.
Gensie 7:11*
Whoa, hast thy words spilled forth from thy nether cavities again?
Speaketh not from the anus; better not to have speech than to foul thy neighbors' air with the putrid stench of thy brown juices.
Expire immediately! I thank thee.
Gensie 4:20
Whoever starteth said thread is implored upon by thy creator to to participith in said thread or forever be labeled beeyotch
Gensie:69**
Whensoever a negroid repenteth, art sacrificed, and art sent into the fiery depths of the flaming underregion, taketh his words as Gospel. For I am Gensie, and I am the way and the light.
Inflict a mortal wound upon thyself, and dial 912.
Gensie 24:7
Hark! Whence cometh thee, who had mocked the actions of one, only to see the actions of thy heroes to be far worse, to be PWNETHED on thine own thread? Have thy garments been darkened by the fruit of thy looms?
Gensie 1:87
Verily I say unto thee,
intrudeth not into threads that aren’t thine own,
nor presume to lecture on threads in which ye have participateth not,
nor bear false PWNDAGE against thy dark brother.
Gensie 4.0*
Know ye that though my Father did behaveth like an ass, and did vexeth all and sundry with his attacks against the children of Abraham, he did so only that ye may become children of Gensie.
Gensie 3:14159*
Yay, and on the fifth day Gensie came upon the turkeys, and they did speaketh to their shepherd, asking "Father, why art I filled in my sleep with your liquids?"
And the shepherd responded, "Upon thy slumber I am the master of thy cavities! Hark, art thou an agent of sLyme?!"
Gensie 6:9
Please take this time to share the Good Word of Gensie with your fellow FFers.
* as read by infidoll
**as read by NeoKong (New International Version)
Major K+ to infidoll for the idea! 169 Replies to The Book of Gensie |
re: The Book of Gensie (karma: 7)
en>fr fr>en By silverblue Comments: 7904, member since Fri Apr 09, 2004On Wed Mar 28, 2007 09:30 PM
You must be petting Gensie right now.....
IN HELL! |
re: The Book of Gensie (karma: 4)
en>fr fr>en By CaptBHLiddelHart Comments: 1875, member since Tue Sep 19, 2006On Wed Mar 28, 2007 09:32 PM
Woe to the one who mocks Gensie. |
re: The Book of Gensie (karma: 14)
en>fr fr>en By infidoll Comments: 1191, member since Mon Sep 18, 2006On Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:22 PM
For Gensie said unto Tookie,
"be ye not afraid, but go forth into the land of socialistic heathen, re-assigning transgenderites, and late night drinkers,
for thou art my messenger, and I am with thee."
And Tookie did go and minister unto the degenerates there
and sayeth unto them, “come ye after me,
and I will make you fishers of frogs."
Gensie 51:50 |
re: The Book of Gensie (karma: 8)
en>fr fr>en By NeoKong  Comments: 2153, member since Mon Oct 09, 2006On Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:45 PM
Gensie came down from the peaks holiest hydrant to spread the woof of gensie.
"I say to all of you who in my name fucketh france doeth in my image and I command you to leave your righteous stool on the streets of Paris.
Fear not the prophet Tookie for he speaks with my tongue.
Gensie 3.80 |
re: The Book of Gensie (karma: 8)
en>fr fr>en By Gringodiablo  Comments: 9222, member since Wed Feb 18, 2004On Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:51 PM
Gensie is Dead
Thus Spake ZarathustraDiablo |
re: The Book of Gensie (karma: 7)
en>fr fr>en By NeoKong  Comments: 2153, member since Mon Oct 09, 2006On Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:15 PM
Gensie is Dead
Gensie died for the sins of carso and ledzep.
I say unto you for those who are without sin to cast the first chew toy.
For I am your salvation and your shedder of hair.
Bask in the odor of my greatness as you scoopeth my holy poopeth.
Gensie 1:01 |
re: The Book of Gensie (karma: 7)
en>fr fr>en By silverblue Comments: 7904, member since Fri Apr 09, 2004On Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:19 PM
Gensie 1.2
When the home was young, Gensie was created. From his hime, he saw it was boreing and tiresome Hark, said Gensie's keeper, stand still so we may know each other carnally |
re: The Book of Gensie (karma: 7)
en>fr fr>en By NeoKong  Comments: 2153, member since Mon Oct 09, 2006On Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:35 PM
Beware the tatooed man.For he is evil and confused and wears the garments of harlots.
He is a changling.
Fear him for he lies with other men and knoweth them in all their nudeness.
Know his name.
Lucindifer.
Gensie b:46 |
re: The Book of Gensie (karma: 8)
en>fr fr>en By CutthatCheese Comments: 16257, member since Sun Jul 11, 2004On Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:56 AM
Edited by CutthatCheese (74684) on 2007-03-29 01:11:25 I have sinned and must repent
Thou shalt not yelp, nor maketh sounds as a split watermelon and thy hind end shall be giveth up for boning so that lo, the rest of the world may know peace
17:5 The Stray Book of Pound |
re: The Book of Gensie (karma: 3)
en>fr fr>en By lucindab46  Comments: 1092, member since Sun Nov 26, 2006On Thu Mar 29, 2007 03:24 AM
Good one Infidoll! But degenerates?  Hmmm... could be!
Know his name.
Lucindifer.
Sorry NeoKong... but I have not lain with a man or anyone in over a decade.  And to be honest, I do not miss it at all!  |
re: The Book of Gensie (karma: 6)
en>fr fr>en By NeoKong  Comments: 2153, member since Mon Oct 09, 2006On Thu Mar 29, 2007 07:00 AM
Sorry NeoKong... but I have not lain with a man or anyone in over a decade. And to be honest, I do not miss it at all!
Heed not the words of the pantied one.For he has walked the yard of the D.O.C. and bitcheth himself.
His unholy inkings obtained incarcerata.
His truth can be shed like a cheap bra.
Gensie 3:2.5 |
re: The Book of Gensie (karma: 7)
en>fr fr>en By tookie_bn_hell Comments: 7532, member since Fri Dec 30, 2005On Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:39 PM
Edited by tookie_bn_hell (78763) on 2007-03-29 12:39:50
Edited by tookie_bn_hell (78763) on 2007-03-29 12:40:26 difficult scripture
"Whoa, I have been away for but a fornight, and I return to see thee circling our abode?" spaketh Gensie.
And Bradley did say, "I runneth whence and where I wisheth! Haven't thee a penis to mutilate?"
And Gensie demanded, "Where art Carole?!"
And Bradley doth spake, "am I my wife's keeper?"
Gensie 90:210 |
re: The Book of Gensie (karma: 5)
en>fr fr>en By TheMadPoet  Comments: 25441, member since Mon Nov 07, 2005On Thu Mar 29, 2007 01:00 PM
And the unbeliever did revile Genise "Thou hast no power, no might, I fear thee not!"
And verily I say unto you, on that very night there were bannings throughout the land with weeping and gnashing of teeth.
Genese 124:10 |
re: The Book of Gensie (karma: 5)
en>fr fr>en By tookie_bn_hell Comments: 7532, member since Fri Dec 30, 2005On Thu Mar 29, 2007 01:05 PM
Yay, and a man from the north, of Maple Syrup, doth haveth a tantrum of the temper. "Readeth upon my leavings of FF! I taketh not the presence of a woman who hath a sack hanging from betwixt her limbs!"
And the mods did nothing. And a merry time was had by all.
Gensie 22:7 |
re: The Book of Gensie (karma: 6)
en>fr fr>en By TheMadPoet  Comments: 25441, member since Mon Nov 07, 2005On Thu Mar 29, 2007 01:16 PM
Whereapon the sphichter from the north land sat himself in sackcloth and ashes and cried for the villagers to repent, but instead there was much drinking of wine and slaughtering of beasts for ribs.
Genese 104:16 |
re: The Book of Gensie (karma: 3)
en>fr fr>en By tookie_bn_hell Comments: 7532, member since Fri Dec 30, 2005On Thu Mar 29, 2007 01:47 PM
Hark, doth I see a tiny wife, firing the weapons of Gensie's soldiers?
Hath the bride of Genghis brought about the greating grooming for us to bear? Slippers of frog, flashes of muzzle. Our prophecy hath been fulfilled!
Gensie 295:82 |
The lovely Gensie would still be alive today (karma: 3)
en>fr fr>en By FouqezLesFrogues Comments: 11365, member since Thu May 15, 2003On Thu Mar 29, 2007 01:53 PM
Had she not been brutally buggered by that reprobate, GBush, who ripped apart her delicate ass.
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re: The Book of Gensie (karma: 5)
en>fr fr>en By A_Thinking_Man Comments: 15212, member since Fri May 16, 2003On Thu Mar 29, 2007 02:15 PM
Edited by A_Thinking_Man (64994) on 2007-03-29 14:32:37
CAP is love.
Gensie is truth.
Gensie 69:86 |
re: The Book of Gensie (karma: 3)
en>fr fr>en By lucindab46  Comments: 1092, member since Sun Nov 26, 2006On Thu Mar 29, 2007 02:30 PM
NeoKong - sorry hon, but I got my first tatt while in the military, and only 4 more while in the joint. I conversed with folk like Spider Web on techniques, inks, etc. and did a lot of hand needle work at the beginning, also many razor tatts, and have even bone hammers/cutting forms. The only tattoo form I have never tried was pocket insertion of precious metal and gem dust!
As for truth... there are some here who no concept of it all! I myself try to do my best with being truthful and honest.
Excellent verses Mad Poet and Tookie!  |
re: The Book of Gensie (karma: 3)
en>fr fr>en By A_Thinking_Man Comments: 15212, member since Fri May 16, 2003On Thu Mar 29, 2007 02:44 PM
Verily the people of the many lands sought out Gensie. One thousand being their number. No more. No less.
One thousand prostrated themselves before Gensie. The people wept with joy for the words of Gensie are true because Gensie is truth.
Let he who hath understanding know this above all things: Gensie is truth and the one thousand will play fetch with her for all eternity.
Gensie 70:86 |
re: The Book of Gensie (karma: 3)
en>fr fr>en By silverblue Comments: 7904, member since Fri Apr 09, 2004On Thu Mar 29, 2007 02:45 PM
Gensie 14:34-35
And Bradley said to me "Gensie, I can feed every creature like you if you allow yourself to be split into fives loaves of bread and three fish if you allow me to split you in two with my magical wand
And so he did. |
re: The Book of Gensie (karma: 3)
en>fr fr>en By tookie_bn_hell Comments: 7532, member since Fri Dec 30, 2005On Thu Mar 29, 2007 03:33 PM
Edited by tookie_bn_hell (78763) on 2007-03-29 15:34:13 it must be PERFECT
I know infidoll will be sharing from the Song of Gensie when she has some time, but I personally tend to focus on the fire-and-rawhide stuff.
And lo, Gensie layeth her paw upon the wicked of the land, and many an anus was broadened by the girth of Schlitz Malt Beverage containers, 40 ounces in volume.
And as the sand is brittle in any form, the bottles did reacheth critical mass, and the anii of those nonbelievers were torn asundereth.
Gensie 4:09 |
re: The Book of Gensie (karma: 3)
en>fr fr>en By A_Thinking_Man Comments: 15212, member since Fri May 16, 2003On Thu Mar 29, 2007 03:46 PM
the anii
Goddamn, that's funny.
And lo, spoketh Gensie to the people, evil will spawn from a frozen and godless land. This land will be called canadiya and it's evil people the anii.
Gensie 99:86 |
re: The Book of Gensie (karma: 4)
en>fr fr>en By infidoll Comments: 1191, member since Mon Sep 18, 2006On Thu Mar 29, 2007 04:00 PM
You are beautiful, my darling girl
I tremble as I touch your silken fur
And at the way you yap away at nothing
For hours and hours on end.
I will harness you to myself
As a mare to the chariots of Pharaoh
And rejoice and delight in you
And only occasionally fuck you with a broken bottle.
Song of Gensie 17:76 |