FF News Database restored, performance upgrade ongoing (karma: 11)
en>fr fr>en By shon  Comments: 708, member since Thu Mar 11, 1999On Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:43 PM
You may have noticed the odd sticky coming back. This is a sign that we've resurrected the old database and are in the middle of a major software upgrade. There will be a few bugs here and there (please report them to me).
So all the old posts and photos from day 1 should be available for all to see. And hopefully by the end of the week, the old slow FF should be a thing of the past! (Crossing my fingers!)
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en>fr fr>en By whizz2  Comments: 18765, member since Wed Apr 23, 2003On Tue Apr 24, 2007 01:03 PM
There will be a few bugs here and there (please report them to me).
Please tend to the automated random reply service. Seems there's a glitch in Prescoot's humour mode, he's become awfully sanctimonious these last few days and won't post anything over +/- 20 words. |
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en>fr fr>en By Prescott  Comments: 11402, member since Thu Feb 13, 2003On Tue Apr 24, 2007 01:07 PM
Seems there's a glitch in Prescoot's humour mode, he's become awfully sanctimonious these last few days and won't post anything over +/- 20 words. Fuck you too. |
re: Database restored, performance upgrade ongoing (karma: 1)
en>fr fr>en By whizz2  Comments: 18765, member since Wed Apr 23, 2003On Tue Apr 24, 2007 01:16 PM
Edited by whizz2 (63630) on 2007-04-24 13:19:12
Wow, that was quick. Thanks Shon. |
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en>fr fr>en By shon  Comments: 708, member since Thu Mar 11, 1999On Tue Apr 24, 2007 01:23 PM
Even the mod package got an upgrade, silly! We aim to please. |
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en>fr fr>en By Prescott  Comments: 11402, member since Thu Feb 13, 2003On Tue Apr 24, 2007 01:47 PM
Even the mod package got an upgrade, silly! Cool! So we'll be Staffelüberführerscheinmeisters now instead of mere Überbierbahnführers? |
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en>fr fr>en By BlitzGaulAgain Comments: 15581, member since Fri Sep 09, 2005On Tue Apr 24, 2007 01:51 PM
This is good. The hot dog thread can be resurrected. |
re: Database restored, performance upgrade ongoing (karma: 2)
en>fr fr>en By NOZZLE Comments: 15132, member since Mon Mar 07, 2005On Tue Apr 24, 2007 02:03 PM
o all the old posts and photos from day 1 should be available for all to see.
This and other features is what sets this site apart from the liberal programing sites.
This and our collection of hateful photoshops.
We should re-do the Rachel Corrie Death Day Reach Around in honor of this, Oh the Humanity.
Now we can go back and examine in detail the maturation of SimpleFrench's river of stupidity. |
re: Database restored, performance upgrade ongoing (karma: 3)
en>fr fr>en By shon  Comments: 708, member since Thu Mar 11, 1999On Tue Apr 24, 2007 02:13 PM
Cool! So we'll be Staffelüberführerscheinmeisters now instead of mere Überbierbahnführers?
Note to developers: tone down ego parameter for upgraded mod package. First, they want a title change. Next thing you know, they'll want a raise on their infinitesimal salary, too! |
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en>fr fr>en By Prescott  Comments: 11402, member since Thu Feb 13, 2003On Tue Apr 24, 2007 02:20 PM
Note to developers: tone down ego parameter for upgraded mod package. First, they want a title change. Nah bossman, I was kidding. Nazi mod is just fine, thanks. More whips would be cool though. |
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en>fr fr>en By whizz2  Comments: 18765, member since Wed Apr 23, 2003On Tue Apr 24, 2007 02:26 PM
Edited by whizz2 (63630) on 2007-04-24 14:27:57
Irma Bünt, chienne de Stalag; on aura tout vu.
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en>fr fr>en By USA_VET Comments: 3436, member since Sat Mar 20, 2004On Tue Apr 24, 2007 02:29 PM
The spam filter is still not working, atlantics posts are still getting through. |
re: Database restored, performance upgrade ongoing (karma: 3)
en>fr fr>en By Atlantic  Comments: 32439, member since Fri Feb 20, 2004On Tue Apr 24, 2007 06:43 PM
There will be a few bugs here and there (please report them to me).
Can I just say?
It's not a bug, but I don't like the way pictures are now displayed in the sections pages above the threads' headline instead of beside.
It can make you think "Why the hell is there a picture of a 787 illustrating this hotties' thread?"
All threads look like having unrelated pictures illustrating them just like if Mahalo posted them all...  |
re: Database restored, performance upgrade ongoing (karma: 6)
en>fr fr>en By USA_VET Comments: 3436, member since Sat Mar 20, 2004On Tue Apr 24, 2007 06:55 PM
See, I told you. |
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Hot Diggity Dawg, Life is Simple now en>fr fr>en By Snail_Bait Comments: 8881, member since Sat May 14, 2005On Tue Apr 24, 2007 07:09 PM
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en>fr fr>en By tozer Comments: 17870, member since Wed Nov 19, 2003On Tue Apr 24, 2007 07:23 PM
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en>fr fr>en By tookie_bn_hell Comments: 7543, member since Fri Dec 30, 2005On Tue Apr 24, 2007 07:25 PM
I demand more pictures of koalas.
koalas |
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en>fr fr>en By Snail_Bait Comments: 8881, member since Sat May 14, 2005On Tue Apr 24, 2007 07:31 PM
Screw koalas, badgers are omniverous, like Republicans. |
re: Database restored, performance upgrade ongoing (karma: 2)
en>fr fr>en By tookie_bn_hell Comments: 7543, member since Fri Dec 30, 2005On Tue Apr 24, 2007 07:34 PM
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re: Database restored, performance upgrade ongoing en>fr fr>en By simplefrench Comments: 65103, member since Wed Mar 19, 2003On Tue Apr 24, 2007 07:37 PM
did you kill Turkeys recently Shon ? |
re: Database restored, performance upgrade ongoing (karma: 2)
en>fr fr>en By OldLyme Comments: 38494, member since Fri Jun 04, 2004On Tue Apr 24, 2007 07:41 PM
did you kill Turkeys recently Shon ?
Eh? |
re: Database restored, performance upgrade ongoing en>fr fr>en By muhad_eezbaq Comments: 4572, member since Wed Apr 11, 2007On Tue Apr 24, 2007 09:20 PM
Shon, my boy, you passed the 666 posts milestone! Time for karma whoring!
(and I hereby become a karma pimp) |
re: Database restored, performance upgrade ongoing en>fr fr>en By Cazeilles Comments: 14898, member since Wed Apr 09, 2003On Tue Apr 24, 2007 09:22 PM
Thank you for the huh ... good work. |
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en>fr fr>en By Snail_Bait Comments: 8881, member since Sat May 14, 2005On Tue Apr 24, 2007 09:27 PM
Simple, I will blast the face off an American wild turkey on Thursday in your honor.
Would you like the liver? |
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en>fr fr>en By malbarre Comments: 24316, member since Wed Aug 24, 2005On Wed Apr 25, 2007 05:17 PM
looks like a Raptor passing the International Date Line...  |