Why do you think that the CdG is a piece of shit? Because US pilots shit in their pants when they must land on her?

No, malbarre--it's because when you land at CdG you have to know "ribbit" because the signs are all in frog. Besides that, you have to go half way around the airport to find the goddamn cabbie stalls. After waiting behind a line of people a quarter mile long, we finally get into one of three cabs (three cabs--can you believe it? Lazy bastards. American airports are flush with cabs) with a driver who takes us through the best muslim slums in paris, one of your better tourist attractions, to the east paris train station, another frog toilet.

Shall I tell you about the train station?

fuck france