KissMyDerrier, nice sexy chidlbearing hips. You have a sexy curveatious tuely female body, something that offends Arabs, but they would still gang rape you anyway. Why did you have a can of Spam on the Quran for when a leg of ham out of its wrapping is more of an insult to the worthless suicide cult they follow. All you were missing is using a Danish Cartoon of Mohammed as a bookmark in the Quran aswel to the page where it states non-muslims are "infidels" and to be halaled like a lamb kebab.
I hope your father owns a shotgun, I couldn't trust any bloke around my daughter if she had a body like yours.