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re: Model builder set to offend French (once again) (karma: 3)  en>fr fr>en
By OldLyme Comments: 23602, member since Fri Jun 04, 2004
On Thu May 08, 2008 05:34 AM

Is that his soiled underwear the frog is holding?
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re: Model builder set to offend French (once again) (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By ipeeinyourberet Comments: 72, member since Sun Apr 08, 2007
On Thu May 08, 2008 05:35 AM
Edited by ipeeinyourberet (80493) on 2008-05-08 05:39:33 fixed typo

bratwurst1978 wrote:

I can't wait until next year... the project is in the planning stages, and I'm hoping this project will pay for it...


"The French Salute Part Trois" then...? Can't wait...


Actually, the next one will be called, "The French Salute part Deux Deux, "why the french aren't in iraq"

The loose idea is modern frogs surrendering to a bunch of iraqi women (armed only with brooms) after getting caught fucking the iraqis' goats...
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re: Model builder set to offend French (once again) (karma: 4)  en>fr fr>en
By letarsier59member has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 7397, member since Thu Jan 20, 2005
On Thu May 08, 2008 05:41 AM
Edited by letarsier59 (76021) on 2008-05-08 05:43:30 Tehran embassy suited better

The loose idea is modern frogs surrendering to a bunch of iraqi women (armed only with brooms) after getting caught fucking the iraqis' goats...


To make short, name it "Tehran embassy".
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re: Model builder set to offend French (once again) (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By ipeeinyourberet Comments: 72, member since Sun Apr 08, 2007
On Thu May 08, 2008 05:47 AM

letarsier59 wrote:

The loose idea is modern frogs surrendering to a bunch of iraqi women (armed only with brooms) after getting caught fucking the iraqis' goats...


To make short, name it "Tehran embassy".


no... then it would have to be frenchmen fucking IRANIAN goats, and it would have to be called "keeping true to tradition, the French are sleeping with the enemy... again"
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re: Model builder set to offend French (once again) (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By ipeeinyourberet Comments: 72, member since Sun Apr 08, 2007
On Thu May 08, 2008 05:49 AM
Edited by ipeeinyourberet (80493) on 2008-05-08 05:52:35 fixed text

letarsier59 wrote:

The loose idea is modern frogs surrendering to a bunch of iraqi women (armed only with brooms) after getting caught fucking the iraqis' goats...


To make short, name it "Tehran embassy".


Or even better... French troops fucking iranian goats and call it "COLLABORATION 2008"
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re: Model builder set to offend French (once again) (karma: 2)  en>fr fr>en
By WilyB Comments: 18577, member since Sat Apr 26, 2003
On Thu May 08, 2008 05:53 AM
Edited by WilyB (63834) on 2008-05-08 06:15:51

As I said earlier, art is anamorphous in the sense that perception change with distance and perspectives. I used to assemble plastic kits too. I was quite good, but far from your superior level of course. Just because I love models, I kept buying them over the years: I must have 1 or 200 “new in box” kits. I even bought an 1/72nd Nesher two days ago, knowing perfectly it will never be assembled, as I quit building them when I started going out with girls, around 14 or 15…

Yup, as the French would say, the choice was easy between “maquette” and “ma quéquette”.

I guess for some, such as Watchamacallit, the other modeler on FF.com and you, that option was never truly available?

But, anyway, shame on me to make fun of middle aged men with a long history of failed relationships. You got your 15 minutes of fame, congratulations!
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re: Model builder set to offend French (once again) (karma: 4)  en>fr fr>en
By malbarre Comments: 11694, member since Wed Aug 24, 2005
On Thu May 08, 2008 06:04 AM

ipeeinyourberet wrote:

[q=malbarre]ah... The famous cold war vet who has been injured while he was going to a brothel in Hamburg? :)


Image hotlink - 'http://www.savingadvice.com/images/blog/hello-kitty-darth-vader.jpg'

The last time I was in a brothel was the day you were conceived...[/q]

Impossible. You're a queer.
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re: Model builder set to offend French (once again)  en>fr fr>en
By ipeeinyourberet Comments: 72, member since Sun Apr 08, 2007
On Thu May 08, 2008 06:07 AM

malbarre wrote:

[q=ipeeinyourberet][q=malbarre]ah... The famous cold war vet who has been injured while he was going to a brothel in Hamburg? :)


Image hotlink - 'http://www.savingadvice.com/images/blog/hello-kitty-darth-vader.jpg'

The last time I was in a brothel was the day you were conceived...[/q]

Impossible. You're a queer.[/q]

Wow... I never new there was a French version of Star Wars...
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re: Model builder set to offend French (once again) (karma: 3)  en>fr fr>en
By korbach Comments: 12461, member since Fri Jul 02, 2004
On Thu May 08, 2008 06:27 AM

ipeeinyourberet wrote:

[q][q]ah... The famous cold war vet who has been injured while he was going to a brothel in Hamburg? :)


Image hotlink - 'http://www.savingadvice.com/images/blog/hello-kitty-darth-vader.jpg'

The last time I was in a brothel was the day you were conceived...


Impossible. You're a queer.[/q]

Wow... I never new there was a French version of Star Wars...[/q]


Hi faggot. Are your brain and dick at the 1/8th size model ? Go back to play with your ugly and shitty playmobiles.

ps : You'd better have to find a job instead of earning 50$ each year with selling crap on the net. You're cheap.

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re: Model builder set to offend French (once again)  en>fr fr>en
By Fredmassemember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 27129, member since Wed Jan 12, 2005
On Thu May 08, 2008 06:30 AM

Breaking : Ipeeinyour is Caldo!


Ban him.
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re: Model builder set to offend French (once again)  en>fr fr>en
By WilyB Comments: 18577, member since Sat Apr 26, 2003
On Thu May 08, 2008 06:47 AM
Edited by WilyB (63834) on 2008-05-08 06:50:25


WilyB wrote:

Yup, as the French would say, the choice was easy between “maquette” and “ma quéquette”.


I foolishly assumed our new buddy understood French. Please let me rephrase:

Between kits and tits, the choice was easy.

:D
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re: Model builder set to offend French (once again)  en>fr fr>en
By malbarre Comments: 11694, member since Wed Aug 24, 2005
On Thu May 08, 2008 06:51 AM

ipeeinyourberet wrote:

[q=malbarre][q=ipeeinyourberet][q=malbarre]ah... The famous cold war vet who has been injured while he was going to a brothel in Hamburg? :)


Image hotlink - 'http://www.savingadvice.com/images/blog/hello-kitty-darth-vader.jpg'

The last time I was in a brothel was the day you were conceived...[/q]

Impossible. You're a queer.[/q]

Wow... I never new there was a French version of Star Wars...[/q]

this is why you claim you're my father :)
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re: Model builder set to offend French (once again) (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By Crusader Comments: 3916, member since Fri Jul 08, 2005
On Thu May 08, 2008 08:22 AM

Wily, don't you mean to say the choice was between kits and pies?

You fat bastard.
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re: Model builder set to offend French (once again) (karma: 4)  en>fr fr>en
By ipeeinyourberet Comments: 72, member since Sun Apr 08, 2007
On Thu May 08, 2008 09:35 AM

New Survey....

When the French realize they are wrong or have been defeated do they...

A) Claim that any history book printed by other than a french Publisher is "inaccurate".
B) Resort to 3rd grade name calling.
C) Throw their hands up in the air in the traditional french fashion.
D) Profess to know personal and intimate knowledge of someone they've never met or ever even heard of.
E) piss in their pants and start crying like a two year old.
F) ALL OF THE ABOVE

If you morons had a clue how entertaining your stupidity is, you'd probably stop posting here altogether... Thanks for the laughs.
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re: Model builder set to offend French (once again) (karma: 4)  en>fr fr>en
By malbarre Comments: 11694, member since Wed Aug 24, 2005
On Thu May 08, 2008 10:17 AM

ipeeinyourberet wrote:

New Survey....

When the French realize they are wrong or have been defeated do they...

A) Claim that any history book printed by other than a french Publisher is "inaccurate".
B) Resort to 3rd grade name calling.
C) Throw their hands up in the air in the traditional french fashion.
D) Profess to know personal and intimate knowledge of someone they've never met or ever even heard of.
E) piss in their pants and start crying like a two year old.
F) ALL OF THE ABOVE

If you morons had a clue how entertaining your stupidity is, you'd probably stop posting here altogether... Thanks for the laughs.


for the moment, we, the frunch, enjoy your so accurate sensitivity. Last time, you ran and fled while crying and asking for mods.

Poor little thing.
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re: Model builder set to offend French (once again) (karma: 4)  en>fr fr>en
By letarsier59member has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 7397, member since Thu Jan 20, 2005
On Thu May 08, 2008 10:18 AM
Edited by letarsier59 (76021) on 2008-05-08 10:19:36

Looks that our little yankee is on the nerves now.

I wonder how he feels now, as he finally realized what a loser he is . :]


eheheh, c'est la vie ...
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re: Model builder set to offend French (once again) (karma: 2)  en>fr fr>en
By Fredmassemember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 27129, member since Wed Jan 12, 2005
On Thu May 08, 2008 10:21 AM

letarsier59 wrote:

Looks that our little yankee is on the nerves now.

I wonder how he feels now, as he finally realized what a loser he is . :]


eheheh, c'est la vie ...



Land of the fee, home of the grave...
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re: Model builder set to offend French (once again) (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By WilyB Comments: 18577, member since Sat Apr 26, 2003
On Thu May 08, 2008 10:27 AM

I wonder why our new keyboard “no tits for me, only kits” hero keeps hiding in the Carolinas instead of exposing his work of art where it would really matter.

www.mondial-modelisme.com
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re: Model builder set to offend French (once again) (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By djdv Comments: 1813, member since Mon Jul 10, 2006
On Thu May 08, 2008 10:28 AM
Edited by djdv (79666) on 2008-05-08 10:29:10


Outstanding work and detail. The accuracy of the surrender, capitulation and then sucking of nazi cock by the arrogant terrorist appeasing french is spot on. Well done I am sure it will bring a good price!

FUCK france!
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re: Model builder set to offend French (once again) (karma: 3)  en>fr fr>en
By korbach Comments: 12461, member since Fri Jul 02, 2004
On Thu May 08, 2008 10:35 AM

Just one bid ? ROFL, nobody want to buy this POS :D !
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re: Model builder set to offend French (once again) (karma: 5)  en>fr fr>en
By letarsier59member has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 7397, member since Thu Jan 20, 2005
On Thu May 08, 2008 10:49 AM

Just one bid ? ROFL, nobody want to buy this POS :D !


Wait korbach, here is the most funny part :

The Tamiya UE carrier worths around 35$ and the German infantry 6$.

If you add glue, paint and various materials, for now he is losing money. :D :D :D

Oh, and I did not mention the hours he spent on it : cheaper than a Chinese !

Loser on all the line, and probably beyhond.
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re: Model builder set to offend French (once again) (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By korbach Comments: 12461, member since Fri Jul 02, 2004
On Thu May 08, 2008 11:23 AM

letarsier59 wrote:

Just one bid ? ROFL, nobody want to buy this POS :D !


Wait korbach, here is the most funny part :

The Tamiya UE carrier worths around 35$ and the German infantry 6$.

If you add glue, paint and various materials, for now he is losing money. :D :D :D

Oh, and I did not mention the hours he spent on it : cheaper than a Chinese !

Loser on all the line, and probably beyhond.


ROFL ... He did almost nothing :) ... What a sore loser :D.
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re: Model builder set to offend French (once again)  en>fr fr>en
By malbarre Comments: 11694, member since Wed Aug 24, 2005
On Thu May 08, 2008 11:53 AM

djdv wrote:

Outstanding work and detail. The accuracy of the surrender, capitulation and then sucking of nazi cock by the arrogant terrorist appeasing french is spot on. Well done I am sure it will bring a good price!

FUCK france!


attends, toi. Wait a minute.

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re: Model builder set to offend French (once again) (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By korbach Comments: 12461, member since Fri Jul 02, 2004
On Thu May 08, 2008 11:57 AM

Thread posted in wrong section. That must be in USA.
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re: Model builder set to offend French (once again) (karma: 3)  en>fr fr>en
By WilyB Comments: 18577, member since Sat Apr 26, 2003
On Thu May 08, 2008 12:32 PM
Edited by WilyB (63834) on 2008-05-08 12:33:36

korbach wrote:

Thread posted in wrong section. That must be in USA.


And it ain’t worthy of “news”.

Jerry, may you please open a “teen” section for model builders such as Watcha and the newbie? Thanks!
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