HA! Priceless? well do the buy it now thing for part deux, and that will pay for part III... (just a hint... it's subtitle is "why the french aren't in iraq")

And deprive you of a week of pissing off the frogs???

I think not.

Do you take requests/suggestions?

A glow in the dark carrier De Gaulle doing circles while surrounded by pirate ships and Greenpeace boats?

Charles De Gaulle himself hiding under his desk in England?

An empty french meadow strewn with dropped french weapons and soiled pants?

Surrender at Dien Bien Phu?