As far as me making a living selling my models on ebay... wake up morons, it's called "clearing the shelf" or "cleaning house"...

Yeah,sure, and that is why the last time you wanted 500 bucks for a B1bis. Try your excuses somewhere else, and with someone else.

If this model sold for 50 cents, I have ACCOMPLISHED MY MISSION

Same than above, with this little addendum : we all know what mission accomplished means in some parts of the world.

WAIT! This model took third place at an IPMS regional event...

For what historical accuracy means in your country, you could even be number 1 in Nigeria that I would not still give a fuck.