Dude, before giving any advice about cleaning, you may consider cleaning up that shithole you live in.
Aren’t you ashamed of yourself? I mean living in the backwaters of America is not an excuse to be a lazy SOB.
Even my Ecuadorians’ home is cleaner than yours. 
And when was the last time you were at my house or seen a picture of my house???
this would be answer D on my survey
