saw Iron Man this week, pretty good

Yeah but did you see the last scene AFTER the credits rolled?

I may regret asking this, but what, exactly, is his super power?

He has the uncanny ability to fly to frontiers and help those desperate in need to flee from the Germans a bit faster. He has the strength to pick up a French tank and turn it around in the direction of home (also giving it a push cos they're shit and slow) and he has the power to eat French food without vomiting blood.

His weakness, however, is being a superhero for over 35 hours a week cos then he'll go on stike.

you are so intolerant in this site. If we want to have 35 hours per week, it is our problem.

It's not just your problem if other countries work longer hours and are penalised by having to pay more to the EU for those who refuse to work beyond lunch.

sure

Even if there is the EU, we are still slightly free.And if you knew france, you would know that our productivity is one of the best in the world.(Second)

It is true that there are limits. But in fact, the rigidity has been removed. Companies who need to work more can.

He has the uncanny ability to fly to frontiers and help those desperate in need to flee from the Germans a bit faster. He has the strength to pick up a French tank and turn it around in the direction of home (also giving it a push cos they're shit and slow) and he has the power to eat French food without vomiting blood.

His weakness, however, is being a superhero for over 35 hours a week cos then he'll go on stike.

Please, stop the joke. This is the funiest thing that I have ever read.
You are really good at it.

2 last words for you: "Pauvre Con"

Sorry Simple but i can't hang around and continue this intellectual conversation as i'm off to bed. However, i'll leave you with this nice joke:

An elderly English gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.
At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.
"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the Immigration officer asked, sarcastically.
The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.
"Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready."
The English gentleman says, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."
"Impossible. All Englishmen have to show their passports on arrival in France !"
The elderly gentleman gave the French Immigration Officer a long hard look.
Then he quietly explained.
"Well, the last time I was here, I came ashore on Juno Beach on D- Day in June 1944, and I couldn't find any fucking Frenchmen to show it to"

2 last words for you: "Pauvre Con"

Emmmm... thanks?

rather known your joke.

And a little bit insulting for those who fought in Paris,germany and italy

you are so intolerant in this site.

You sound like a crying little muzz bitch....did you convert?



fuck franch!

i present you 2 of your citizens french fried . North american union.

To Bollock

Sorry Simple but i can't hang around and continue this intellectual conversation as i'm off to bed. However, i'll leave you with this nice joke:

(true) A few years back in Sydney airport while an American Airlines approached the East coastline of Australia, this conversation took place between a Sydney Tower controller and the Redneck American Airlines 707 pilot.

Sydney Tower: “American 2056, if you want to continue visual, report the field in sight”

American Airlines pilot: “Wilco American 2056”

2 minutes later...

American Airlines: “Sydney, American 2056, we have your Island in sight.

Sydney Tower: “OK American 2056….!!! So... can you do a 360° around that Island then come back later for landing”.

American Airlines pilot: “Heuhhh….”

Brotherhood of the Wolf was a decent french film but only because it swiped the stylings of asian martial arts epics and had Monica B's huge gorgeous tits in it.

The Asian exploitation film market has already ripped off the French superhero film:


A-MAIZE-ING MAN

i present you 2 of your citizens french fried . North american union.

stimple, I present to you your new zeropeon union citizens from albania:





I'll take our spanish-speakers...at least they're Christians. Did you get mom a prayer rug for Mothers' Day?


fuck franch!

Simple,

This picture is of downtown paris..the picture you presented was some countryside, in what looks to be, Guatemala.

You dont have any fingers to point simp..Z E R O.

fwance already has lost soverign soil to mussies.. areas that have been conceeded by french authority, to not be patrolled.

I'll post some great new articles that I have found on the eu and fwance in particular. You should start to look at property in the USA, we know, that within the next decade or two, there will be a major influx of you folks, as the eu and france crumbles into the hands of the enemy of the west.. islam.

Its happening before our very eyes, yet for most of the french, its the forest thru the trees syndrome. Enjoy your dhimmitude

simplefrench wrote:

i present you 2 of your citizens french fried . North american union.

I want to do something really French not too inspired by Marvel comics," he said

.... oh great. we're going to get leotard man and his powerful douche gun.

I'll take our spanish-speakers...at least they're Christians.

Well said... at least we are not loosing our identity and our culture. We do have money problems, but we remain who we are

Fuck the muzzies

...at least we are not loosing our identity and our culture

Yeah. At least we're still Number 1 when the phone message says, "Press 1 for English."

So I'm imagining a French superhero changing his clothes in an invisible telephone booth, pressing up against the walls in mime-like fashion, trying to figure out what to do with his baguette of bread in that small confined space.

What would a French superhero be in "real life"? A 'mild-mannered policeman for a great metropolitan police force', which would explain why French cops never go after Muslims?

And how would a French superhero fight a "never-ending battle for truth, justice and the American way!"? Especially since the FRench don't believe in truth, have no justice, and are committed to being un-American whenever possible. 'tis a puzzlement.

and are committed to being un-American whenever possible

At least, our N1 does show the opposite with his T shirt.

There are more, much much more "USA" or American flags shown on Tshirt worn by frenchmen (especially youngsters) than "France's" or french flag displayed.
It's a fact.

This picture is of downtown paris..the picture you presented was some countryside, in what looks to be, Guatemala.

facqfrance, you sure know that pictures can be misleading.

A 'mild-mannered policeman for a great metropolitan police force', which would explain why French cops never go after Muslims?

That was totally true with Mitterand but not more since Sarkosy took charge, as interior minister then as President.

French CRS go everywhere today, that's why some of the muzzies hate Sarkosy so much because they know that their bullshit is no more accepted and granted.

Here's a superhero that the frogs can identify with

Northstar (Jean-Paul Beaubier chuckle - FP) is a Canadian mutant and one of the few openly gay characters in the Marvel Universe. Through his mutation, Northstar gains superhuman powers which he uses for the betterment of society. Although originally a member of Alpha Flight, a fictional team of Canadian superhumans, Northstar is later portrayed as a member of the X-Men. Northstar is also noted as one of the first openly homosexual superheroes in American comic books.

en.wikipedia.org . . .

There are more, much much more "USA" or American flags shown on Tshirt worn by frenchmen (especially youngsters) than "France's" or french flag displayed.
It's a fact.

They know that America is the last great hope for Civilization.

It's a fact.





fuck franch!