Shit Surfer.... faster than the Flash, leaves a long skidmark of shit before disappearing in the face of danger, and is a mortal enemy of Mr Clean and Doctor Soap.

His secret hideout is full of cheese, and to communicate he uses the only computer in the world that has a Filthium Inside (R).

He is impervious to kryptonite, but rain weakens his powers

He is not part of the x-man... that evil daily shower cult