He has the uncanny ability to fly to frontiers and help those desperate in need to flee from the Germans a bit faster. He has the strength to pick up a French tank and turn it around in the direction of home (also giving it a push cos they're shit and slow) and he has the power to eat French food without vomiting blood.

His weakness, however, is being a superhero for over 35 hours a week cos then he'll go on stike.

Please, stop the joke. This is the funiest thing that I have ever read.
You are really good at it.

2 last words for you: "Pauvre Con"