I take my shower like that, four times a day.

French people are clean!

J'adore la housse de couette assortie à la tapisserie...

Un régal pour les yeux

C'est chez ma copine, maxoushit,

la tapisserie,c'est en fait un sommier de matelas ,tu l'auras deviné..en plein chamboulement de l'apparat , en ce moment

Ohla, tu n'es pas un newbie toi, vu que tu ne sais pas aligner trois mots sans être vulgaire

Go lick ass, like a fwenchman.

ta gueule tagazoumaxou

Anyway frogSSh stinks even if they wash themselves 10 times a day
That's why most of them stopped washing and use a lot of stinky perfumes

So the french ARE pussies!

Real men don't have cats.

Unless they're bait.

in reality, it was my mother's cat. She died 8 months ago, and now it's my girlfriend who takes care of him.this old siamese cat is a real killer. he beats the dogs....

philip3 wrote:

I take my shower like that, four times a day. French people are clean!

Technically, aren't you Siamese?

Real men don't have cats.

Famous Cat Owners

Sir Winston Churchill:
PM of England (1874 - 1965)
Sir Winston owned a cat named Jock who attended many wartime Cabinet meetings. Rumor has it that meals at the Churchill household could not begin until the ginger colored tabby was at the table.


Samuel Clemens: Mark Twain
(born 1835)
Quote “If a man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve the man but deteriorate the cat.”


Abraham Lincoln: US President (1809)
Abe came to presidential office accompanied by Tabby, a cat belonging to his son. “No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens.” Quote by Abraham Lincoln.


Sir Isaac Newton: philosopher
Sir Isaac Newton, famous for his laws of motion and gravity, was a confirmed cat lover who was deeply concerned about the welfare of his feline friends. Therefore, so his research would go uninterrupted, and his cats should not feel restricted and be at liberty to wander freely in and out when the doors were closed, he invented the cat-flap.

SNIP

Miscellaneous Note
Difficult as it is to believe, not everyone loves cats. Genghis Kahn was a famous cat-hater and so were Alexander the Great and Julius Caesar. It may be that men with dreams to dominate the world can’t get used to the idea that cats won’t submit to them. The same streak of ailurophobia (cat hate) affected the personalities of Napoleon Bonaparte, Benito Mussolini, and Adolph Hitler.

rulingcatsanddogs.com . . .

other famous cat owners:

William Burroughs, Philippe K Dick,Louis Ferdinand Céline...

starspangled wrote:

Difficult as it is to believe, not everyone loves cats. Genghis Kahn was a famous cat-hater and so were Alexander the Great and Julius Caesar. It may be that men with dreams to dominate the world can’t get used to the idea that cats won’t submit to them. The same streak of ailurophobia (cat hate) affected the personalities of Napoleon Bonaparte, Benito Mussolini, and Adolph Hitler.

Add to this list Osama bin-Laden (who also doesn't like dogs, BTW)

Cats are useless pets, and am neither Hitler nor Gengis Kahn

From www.greatdreams.com . . .

While he was California's governor, Ronald Reagan signed a bill that outlawed kicking cats.

In the 1930's. The white male cat, named Napoleon, lived with his owner in Baltimore. His observant owner, Mrs. de Shields, noted that every time before it rained Napoleon would lie on the floor with his front paws extended and tuck his head between them. During Napoleon's lifetime there was a drought. The drought had continued for over a month when his owner noticed the clever cat adopt his "rain on the way" pose. According the official forecast the weather was to continue dry. Unconvinced, Mrs. De Shields telephoned a newspaper and told them that it was going to rain -- her cat had prophesied it. It did indeed rain, and thereafter Napoleon's forecasts were published in the paper. When he died, the tombstone over his grave was inscribed "Napoleon the Weather Prophet 1917 - 1936". It was said that in all the six years that he made his predictions he never got it wrong -- which is more than be said for human meteorologists!

There is a story that once Buddha held all the animals and men in rapt attention during his teachings. All, that is, except the cat. The cat killed a mouse during this session, and ever since some monks considered the cat an unholy being. Still, there is a tradition in some places in Asia that when a monk dies, his soul is given to a cat for safekeeping until the Lord Vishnu calls the cat.

I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat. -- Jay Leno

All animals are nice, except Maxdorleans!
Jesus Christ

mamud wrote:

All animals are nice, except Maxdorleans!
Jesus Christ

Right

The arrogant french are degenerate colabo terrorist appeasers, FUCK the lot of um!

FUCK france!

fuck cats, and the lawn they pissed on.

Philip3 off... (find a girl, she'll turn you ON)!

Arsehole-licker (don't deny it).

achilledetroie wrote:

Anyway frogSSh stinks even if they wash themselves 10 times a day
That's why most of them stopped washing and use a lot of stinky perfumes

so your family stink?

lol fucking traitor.

I am a 100% male.. not a colon cowboy stinky and I have two cats. Cats rule.. Don't hear me wrong, I have zero issues with dogs or other pets. I have had several dogs when I was young. Having cats is more conducive for our lifestyle. We travel a lot and with dogs, the overhead would be way too much. With cats, I put out a few bowls of food and water and I am set.

I will agree that cat's personalities differ. Some can be very social where as others are strict loners. Both of my cats are great, with the exception of the oldest one is starting to piss on things. I don't know how to break this habit, she is actively trying to reduce her lifespan.

My Siamese comes when called, follows me around like a puppy, loves to play, fetches, is curious about everything, and best of all, very affectionate. But, he's a Siamese, and those traits are typical of the breed.

My boyfriend, the Wizard_of_Oz, who is a dyed-in-the-wool dog lover, and who thinks cats are a necessary evil, loves Maxie.

Hear him roar...