Still from the 2007 Edition, courtesy of Torf2:

By TorF2

The Owned Card

Despite of the Card-Box quality, your newbie ass will be kicked so hard and so often that you'd better to keep preciously this card. It will save your life more than one time.

What can you do when you are so owned that it's clear for everyone, even for the most brainwashed bashers, that you are a moron, a dumbass and a cunt. When you receive humiliating responses to your shitty posts...
No problem, here some solutions to continue discussions :

1. Write 2 or 3 lines full of insults. Easy and it can help you to feel better.

2. Ignore completely the opposites arguments and continue to talk, even if no one is dupe. Instead being the owned, you'll can pretend to be the owner with your pitifully argumentation.

3. Change completely the subject to something where you feel strong. Ask simply "what about the force licorne ?", "what about the genocide in Rwanda ?", "what about the last airbus crash ?", "what about your unemployment ?"... Be careful, a so-called easy subject can drive you to another big ass kicking. But that's not a real problem, you can use your owned card again and again.

4. Post pictures about the second war in France. Even if they are out dated (more than 60 years old !), there will always be morons to give you some karmas.

www.fuckfrance.com . . .

Wulfrun wrote:

"1. At-LUNATIC

2. Max-de-dickhead

3. Best-in-the-ass

4. Saxon-Sucker

5. pee-pee-turd"

Excuse me, but how old are you? Haven't you got anthing better to post than this puerile junk?

How old? Mid 50's.

Yes. You read correctly. The genius is old.

If you want to laugh even more. He claims he's a member of MENSA.

Don't get cocky though. Your side has whatcha. Different side of the same coin.

Atlantic,

I can't believe you forgot such classics as :

- the fwench stink
- the fwench are lazy
- fwench women are hairy
- fwance's highest art form is the mime

The one thing all members of FF agree on is our loathing and disgust for that God forsaken shithole known as fwance. That and our desire to see fwance and their muslim brothers united in the EU.

Turkey in the EU - NOW!!

"he one thing all members of FF agree on is our loathing and disgust for that God forsaken shithole known as fwance"

That's an over-large assumption! Personally I quite like "Fwance", it has plenty going for it. "Amewica", however, is much less attractive in many ways. It's not a real shithole, of course - it's just not my cup of tea. "Amewicans" are welcome to it.

WTF is that sport ?

Is it a registred sport or just plain exhibisionism ?

I can't believe you forgot such classics as :

- the fwench stink
- the fwench are lazy
- fwench women are hairy
- fwance's highest art form is the mime

Ok, Ok!!!
I had to leave some stuff for the 2008 edition!
Stay tuned!

WTF is that sport ?

Is it a registred sport or just plain exhibisionism ?

This "sport" is a gold medal mine for Britain.
If I remember well, it was the first, best and penultimate medal for Britain at the last swimming world champs, and one of their best chances of medal for the Olympics to come.

Believe it or not, they also do it with underaged boys, and it seems to be legal in Britain...

Teen Diving Champion Tom Daley Says Girls Come Second
[No Shit!!!]

A 13-year-old has told Sky News he won't let romance get in the way of his diving after becoming the men's number one.

Tom Daley has just won a senior British title and is setting his sights even higher.

The youngster, nicknamed diver boy at school, is getting closer to becoming the youngest male to represent the UK at a summer Olympics.

.../...

news.sky.com . . .

Drivng Pipi Up the Wall!

Photoshop his girlfriend and watch him shit the bed.

-Photoshopping and laughing at 9/11 is perfectly acceptable.
-Photoshopping his girlfriend is beyond the bounds of good taste.

-You can't photoshop Anna because she didn't sign up for FF.
-No one would have images of Anna if Pipi hadn't uploaded them.




Thanks for the laugh, pipi.

Our new bling-bling Prez.

Atlantic wrote:

4. Post pictures about the second war in France. Even if they are out dated (more than 60 years old !), there will always be morons to give you some karmas.

All this bullshit is easily dismissed by Atlunatic, the Islamofacist Nazi Ameriphobic Degenerate Amphibian Paedophile, but I am curious to see these WWII photos thought to be from 1880 by the typical French totally ignorant about history here.

shut up, valette. You're just a coward.

And you're gay.

Frost wrote:

Photoshop his girlfriend and watch him shit the bed.

-Photoshopping and laughing at 9/11 is perfectly acceptable.
-Photoshopping his girlfriend is beyond the bounds of good taste.

-You can't photoshop Anna because she didn't sign up for FF.
-No one would have images of Anna if Pipi hadn't uploaded them.

Many of us photoshopped pipicaca's Anna some time ago including a photoshopping contest.


Anna

Nice, but are we not forgetting some important hints for newbie bashers?

What about the proud FF photoshop tradition? Maybe a section on the proper use of invective towards French members?

If nothing else you should at least post the requisite Hitler/Eiffel Tower pix so newbies can put those up.

Please do not forget that france was only country to lose WWII twice.

OR

The joke that is the pride of the nation aircraft carrier.

OR

The Maginot Line that fought the last war.

OR

Until Iraq the french had the world's fastest surrender to an invading army.

OR

That france has gone from seventh to seventeenth in GDP/capita during the last seven years.

OR

That while once a world power france is now regarded as a second rate (heading to third) country.

OR

That the french know the above,it pisses them off, and that is why they make threads like this one.

jukinj3 wrote:

Please do not forget that france was only country to lose WWII twice.

The joke that is the pride of the nation aircraft carrier.

The Maginot Line that fought the last war.

Until Iraq the french had the world's fastest surrender to an invading army.

That france has gone from seventh to seventeenth in GDP/capita during the last seven years.

That while once a world power france is now regarded as a second rate (heading to third) country.


That the french know the above,it pisses them off, and that is why they make threads like this one.

few things are true. But you know the saying :" if you are sad look at the others"


Broken Britain :

www.youtube.com . . .

But you know the saying :" if you are sad look at the others"

Is that why you posted a video about Britain?

LOL that thread is great, Atlantic.

"Is that why you posted a video about Britain?"

To explain to your friends here that each country has its problems. there is no paradise. Nothing is perfect.

That the french know the above,it pisses them off, and that is why they make threads like this one.

And that people like you know the above is incorrect, or irrelevant, and that is why they created this site.

In the Airbus/Boeing chapter, you forget:

When Airbus is late, this is because the french are incompetent.
When boeing is late...Ooooops, Boeing is never late, "No date was ever set for the first flight of the B787 so it cannot by definition be delayed." (Copyright the Caldoche)

In the Airbus/Boeing chapter, you forget:

...many things, of course.
I will have to make an updated card.
For instance, there's interesting stuff in how Boeing plays the "Buy American" card in the US Air Force deal, while outsourcing most of the production of the 787, while Northrop and EADS were about to open a new plant in Alabama...

Ooooops, Boeing is never late

Actually, as the first 787's customer should have received its first aircrafts last month, as the maiden flight is now at least 15 months late and some deliveries delayed by 30 months, you can still find bashers crowing that the program is 2 weeks early!

www.fuckfrance.com . . .

French Muslims who want to be a full part of the French social model are animals.

There is no such person.

There is no such person.

How would you know?

Monthly bump to keep this thread alive...

Congrats Atlantic.

Just would add:
Whenever a french posts a salute, the first statement is related to the obvious gayness of the pic.

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