www.fuckfrance.com . . .
By jerrylewissux Comments: 17578, member since Sun Mar 09, 2003
On Wed Jul 09, 2008 01:22 PM

So while Boeing faces the POSSIBILITY of cancellation BECAUSE OF HIGH FUEL PRICES Airbust HAS cancellations because of incompetence, mismanagement and outright fraud.

Une nouvelle toute fraîche.

- When a Boeing crashes, it’s the fault of whatever non-American (and, if possible French) the doomed flight could have: Airline, pilots, airport, engines, passengers, tyres, meal… just put the blame on the first non-American characteristic you can find.

OldLyme wrote:

Shut up, Fred.

ibigmang wrote:

Fascinating...

Tyler Durden: Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?
Narrator: No, I did not know that; is that true?
Tyler Durden: That's right... One could make all kinds of explosives, using simple household items.
Narrator: Really...?
Tyler Durden: If one were so inclined.
Narrator: Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I've ever met... see I have this thing: everything on a plane is single-serving...
Tyler Durden: Oh I get it, it's very clever.
Narrator: Thank you.
Tyler Durden: How's that working out for you?
Narrator: What?
Tyler Durden: Being clever.
Narrator: Great.
Tyler Durden: Keep it up then... Right up.

Atlantic wrote:

Universal Routines

Those 4 cards are your best assets, your 4-Aces.

You can use, and abuse of, them whatever the subject, whenever you don't have any point to make but still want to make one, or when you feel you are being badly "owned".

Routine #4, CDG's collapsed terminal



"Yes, we are stuck in a quagmire in Iraq but you can't build an airport terminal correctly! "
should get you between 5 and 7 Ks.

Routine #3, the 2003 Heatwave



"Yes France is a very nice country, too bad your old people can't stand the heat of its climate! "
will get you between 8 and 10 Ks.

Routine #2, the 2005 urban unrests



For a "No wonder Renaults market value is higher than GM's, after all those burnt cars you had to renew! "
that can be up to 15K.

Routine #1, 1940 Capitulation and Vichy



"Yes French is a nice language, especially to say 'I surrender'! "
that's something the bashers will never get tired of.

Used with no precaution or moderation

Trafalgar wrote:

Fred's a fucking idiot.

A US-built plane crashes in Madrid. Fred's first reaction: suggest that the US-built plane is to blame. www.fuckfrance.com . . .

Of course, he and loony cannot see the hypocrisy of it all. They're too busy being self-righteous.

Stupid cunts.

OldLyme wrote:

Fred

Do you like blowing Atlantic?

I just love to congratulate the best of us!

Trafalgar wrote:

Fred's a fucking idiot.

A US-built plane crashes in Madrid. Fred's first reaction: suggest that the US-built plane is to blame. www.fuckfrance.com . . .

Of course, he and loony cannot see the hypocrisy of it all. They're too busy being self-righteous.

Stupid cunts.