A dildo is better than a man because......


1. It is always focused on your pleasure.









ATM go have a tug and stop waving your man bits at my ass.

Stop arseing around you knoobjokey.

2. Doesn't talk back.
3. Keeps going 'til the job is done.

4. Leaves you alone when you are tired.

5. It doesn't bitch about dinner.

Edited by BiteMeFrance (62147) on 2008-06-28 00:12:29 Freakin' shameless hussy messing with my numbering.

Trollop

Tart

6. It's always finds my G spot.

7. It never goes limp.

BiteMeFrance wrote:

7. It never goes limp.

it doesn't have eyes

I am so going to buy a poodle, and name it Dasboot and then kick the shit out of it every night.


Fucking mincer.

I hope that you will not be dyeing the coat of your new poodle in a rainbow of colors.

That would be cruel.



poodle

yeah! Men suck! That's why you girls dig french males!

There is such thing as a French man?

BiteMeFrance wrote:

There is such thing as a French man?

No, B, I'm afraid not. I feel sorry for those poor, hairy, stinky french females.

muhad_eezbaq wrote:

yeah! Men suck! That's why you girls dig french males!

8. It doesn't make stupid comments.

10. No training required.

baby hedgehog

11. Steely Dan can always buff your pootie, over and over, whenever required, as many times as necessary, with no complaint or promise of making pancakes in the morning.

Same model vibrator as GBush except his is blue. He's no fag. No pink for him.

it has to be washed regularily unlike the stinkies who avoid soap and water. fuck france.

A fucking dildo cannot buy a round of drinks

Pity if it got stuck, from all the suction, an inch too far. An embarrassing emergency room visit and possible surgical removal....

Queef

Pity if it got stuck,

Saxsuxscoxs got one stuck up his arse, at the hospital he asked the surgeon to move it over a bit so that he could change the batteries

For all I care you can shove your dildo up your cunt, see if I fuckin care