This one time at band camp....

MsBehave wrote:

[q=dasboot]

Fredmasse wrote:

The anti woman post...


It is better than a woman because......


It is always focused on your pleasure.

you don't have to listen to it BLAH BLAH BLAH...

I'm sure this one will go out with you, das.[/q]

this one won't have three children from three different men

Seriously BMF, while the idea of you, Meechie, and MsBehave- all hotties- involved in a lesbian tryst does something wonderful for me, I would like to know which pairs you would gather into if you had to do it for the good of the human race.

Or would humanity really end on that island?

Crusader, seriously, kiss humanity goodbye. I'd throw myself at the first shark that came along.



There goes BiteMeFrance.

BiteMeFrance wrote:

Crusader, seriously, kiss humanity goodbye. I'd throw myself at the first shark that came along.

But what about the lesbianism

I'm sorry, I've just been eatten by a shark, I can't hear you.

So much for my efforts to bring about healing...

Oh noes, all the men get eatten, .

Crusader wrote:

You know I as I read this thread with the anti-man and anti-woman zingers on both sides, I wondered what would happen if, in a post-apocalyptic world, you all ended up on a deserted island together?

Say there was FrogFryer, Dasboot, and DeathtoFrance on one side, with Meechie, BMF, MsBehave and Lucinda were on the other...

What pairs would you are break into to repopulate the planet and save the human race?

Be honest...

the human race would be screwed

only Meechie can bear children and she's not exactly a spring chicken anymore

So Meech, the whole human race would depend on your uterus

I'm sure FrogFryer, Death and me would all have to knock her up and keep her knocked up until she stops menstrating and enters menopaus, Lucinda should join in the fun too to keep the inbreeding to a minimum

hahahaha....

Meech, its not like you would have a choice outside of committing suicide

dasboot wrote:

So Meech, the whole human race would depend on your uterus

Sorry Meechie...

I didn't know it would all fall on her.

But the way you make it sound Dasboot, she and MsBehave might also choose the BMF option.

At least you would have lucinda...if she didn't join the girls.

keeping Meech alive would be first order of business

the rest will live depending on how valuable they are to the group

Crusader, you proposed an interesting scenerio

dasboot wrote:

keeping Meech alive would be first order of business the rest will live depending on how valuable they are to the group. Crusader, you proposed an interesting scenerio

Please forgive me Meechie

I began this with the best of intentions. Meechie is too classy of a lady to be subjected to such conditions.

Since I am the creator of the scenario, then let me add to it

A ship suddenly lands on the island, just when things seem at their worst for Meechie, and it is filled with young beefcakes who all adore her.

Thousands of them...and their only goal in life is to do her bidding. Her first order to them is to protect her from you. After that you live on the other side of the island with deathtofrance, frogfryer and lucinda, while Meechie and MsBehave lives as queens on their half of the island with thousands of young beefcakes who obey their every word. They also set up a memorial for BMF since she was eaten by sharks.

Better Meechie?

I began this with the best of intentions.

The road to Hell is paved with good intentions

I could tell you a lot, but it's not in a gentleman's code
Make it one for my baby and one more for the road







...mostly 'cause I love listening to Bille.

Crusader wrote:



A ship suddenly lands on the island, just when things seem at their worst for Meechie, and it is filled with young beefcakes who all adore her.

Crusader, this doesn't change anything

Meechies uterus is still going to get a workout and a couple of the newcomers will figure out what the score is and come to the same conclusion that I did

but now things really get bad because there are a lot more mouths to feed, the island won't be able to support a couple thousand people and everyone starts to starve

fighting over resources breaks out

Meechie will still be alive but most of her young studs will have killed each other off or died of starvation

Crusader, time for another revision? Like manna from heaven this time?

Did I mention the abundance of coconuts and fish?

Is there a McDonald's with an abudance of cheeseburgers? I might rethink my shark option. Just give my beefcake and cheeseburgers.

BiteMeFrance wrote:

Is there a McDonald's with an abudance of cheeseburgers? I might rethink my shark option. Just give my beefcake and cheeseburgers.

No BMF, be careful. You don't want your beefcakes eating McDonalds the rest of their lives.

Better Meechie?

Crusader, even with all the beefcakes on that island, my goal would be to clone you so that your clone and I could help populate the world again. You are truly a class act and your wife is one hell of a lucky woman!!!!!!

No you are right, is there a good burger joint on this island for me and my beefcake?

Meechie92 wrote:

Crusader, even with all the beefcakes on that island, my goal would be to clone you so that your clone and I could help populate the world again. You are truly a class act and your wife is one hell of a lucky woman!!!!!!

Awww...thanks Meechie. Good to hear from a classy hottie like you! KOTR

BiteMeFrance wrote:

No you are right, is there a good burger joint on this island for me and my beefcake?

Yes, but it is a Quick. So that way you and your beefcakes won't use it as much.

Quick? What is a Quick? I just need me cheeseburgers, or I'm back to being shark bait.

BiteMeFrance wrote:

Quick? What is a Quick? I just need me cheeseburgers, or I'm back to being shark bait.

What's wrong with fish and coconuts? Fine, lets throw in McDonald's, but they do not sell milkshakes, apple pies, or salt their fries.

Your Island sucks. I don't want McDonalds anymore anyway, their cheeseburgers suck. I'll need a Culvers, and you must include their frozen custard, or no deal.

What do the sleeping facilities look like? Will I be able to shower daily? Do I have to use a coconut for soap and a crab as a loofah, or will that be provided with the room?