I have to run out the door BMF. I have two little girls demanding their dad go and get them a pizza.
We will continue to develop our island later tonight. On a parting note, just for fun, lets say proud racist and feathers end up stranded there as well.
Edited by Meechie92 (78286) on 2008-07-19 16:53:22
BMF, can you imagine ManPig on an island with real men? I'd bet anything that he'd die the first day from a coconut injury. Death_to_France would be lost after that...probably throw himself into the ocean only to get raped by a group of horny dolphins.
re: The Anti Man Threaden>frfr>en By dasboot Comments: 3326, member since Sat Apr 14, 2007
On Sat Jul 19, 2008 05:41 PM
Crusader wrote:
I have to run out the door BMF. I have two little girls demanding their dad go and get them a pizza.
We will continue to develop our island later tonight. On a parting note, just for fun, lets say proud racist and feathers end up stranded there as well.
I have to run out the door BMF. I have two little girls demanding their dad go and get them a pizza.
We will continue to develop our island later tonight. On a parting note, just for fun, lets say proud racist and feathers end up stranded there as well.
How might that alter the situation?
Well, the situation would be altered by feathers seducing me and in months later, myself and feathers will be the proud parents of triplets.
I hope we can find a carton of cigars to celebrate the arrival of triplet's, you can't not follow a good old custom.
I've been saying for a while that women want fantasy
And men don't? Case in point!
ProudRacist wrote
Well, the situation would be altered by feathers seducing me and in months later, myself and feathers will be the proud parents of triplets.
I hope we can find a carton of cigars to celebrate the arrival of triplet's, you can't not follow a good old custom.
If that's not fantasy...then I don't know what is. You men are just as guilty of the same crimes only you're too pig headed to realize it.
Das, I have no beef with you...just a friendly debate.
re: The Anti Man Threaden>frfr>en By FrogFryer Comments: 17906, member since Wed Apr 16, 2003
On Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:36 PM
LOL its still going
SO lets recap some of it
they started it they attacked me first
It all started when i mention i used to abuse easy pig whore women ( like jags daughter )
The nam vet . Know why we lost nam ? over analyzing idiots in the field and in DC
Women they like to take up causes cause "they care "
but they took offense because they are so inundated with bullshit like all women are saints and deserve to be treated like humans simply because they have vagina's
even some of the men , fred, grey , JAg ( no wonder we lost nam and his daughter slept with 350 men "exploring her sexuality" )
took offense
their so much ,so many angles
extended families & old school family values . women will divorce ya over bullshit (more then just affairs here and their , they're all fucked up)
Divorce IT knocks a bigger chip off the extended and bigger family ( yeah i know people remarry ) its not the same . I know people live further apart BLAH BLAH BLAH excuses excuses)
women who the fuck they think they are these days , They want equality BUT the ya cant smack em ??? Wtf is that about I though we were equals ? so they admit that women are indeed the weaker sex ? we're not equals.
their is no such thing as equality they cant have it both ways . YA fuckin communist / socialist RATS
FRED still hangin on to those commie views wheather ya know it or not. I can fix that for ya brother
Its ok to marry a wild whore ?
look what happens when men do . They get fucked over
Look when they marry Pieces of ball breaking shit that think they deserve HALF because "they have a vagina "
not how they treated the man
THE man always guilty . women innocent
NOT WITH the FRYER . Ive been on to them for years no god fuckin pig whores
OH god they were easy fucking prey
I missed a bunch of shit , But its been a great couple weeks bashing the modern American smart and sassy care bear women
And the wife came into the city Friday But let me tell ya something she looked SO GOOD Friday afternoon.
she came to the city friday with the kids . she collects Lalique's (im sure the spelling wrong FUCK OFF I just pay for em)
their was one she had to have SO princess was off to the city ,
she was telling me that morning she was coming in and i know she was talking about the piece
and how "beautiful it was " but all I heard
"private collector"
"lelique "
"the price" (one eyebrow goes up cause it doesn’t seem to be one of them everyday low priced items at wall mart or Ikea )
"i think im coming in" ( witch means in princess speak im coming in and im buying it and its going to cost ya ,I DONT FUCKIN CARE )
I say ok when you’re done whatever time it is come up to midtown bleep me
Ill send one of the slaves down to grab the car and come up and get me ,
Lets go have lunch , ya know its nice to eat lunch with your family
she comes strolling in with my two boys like three angles
but fuck those two animals
the girls grab my boys right away the older one wants to see everything my girl grabbed him
and her two assistant grab the little one . their young and well ya know WOMEN
very cute , women cant resist cute kids .
right away my girls OH princess fryer that dress
LOL OMG wait the wife got the most beautiful summer dress on
what a knockout
Its white, with a 1/4 polka dot and tight on top
the bottom ya know flairs out But its got the most outrageous boarder with yellow roses on the bottom
she got her long beautiful hair just how i like it
oh ladies watch my kids for a minute I want to talk to my wife , they're already mauling the little one .
"oh no problem "
I take the wife into my office I go how much did ya pay for the dress ?
she goes why
I go ya should of paid more for it cause its was worth it you look Amazing in it.
Now she’s Beaming "cut it out you " i just grab her I start kissing her
smelling and kissing her neck softly SHE loves it
I go baby your amazing , come over here i want to show ya something .
"I bet you do "
i bring her over to the desk Press that button
Doors lock
I go now you're in trouble she’s giggling " what’s gotten into you lately"
I go you , You still set me on fire
we were in their for a good 45 minutes and yeah she tastes as good as she looks , i nailed her good right on the desk
I got a whole bathroom going on in my office
its big no problem cleaning up after . we got the three top floors of the building.
were big
so we're done fooling around and neatin ourselves up again
check this move out
she starts cleaning UP cause theirs folders, swatches, and shit all over the floor now
I say baby what are you doing? , give me your hand.
I walk out of the office princess in tow
where’s my kids Produce them NOW
the little ones there and sees me again " DADDY " I grab him
wheres the other one ! my secretary comes with him
I go call for my car
have one of the girls pick up that mess in there.
I got to meet Mrs blah blah at 3:30 CANCEL IT , and don’t even call me unless something blows up
IM taking my wife and kids to city island for a late lunch and im not coming back
I had the eel
today I grabbed em all took em out to fire island this morning . IM buying another piece of property . one house we looked at
I know the house from years ago ITS HUGE. Its going to be MINE. next season every weekend That’s where fryer will be
ON the beach with his family
AND I took em all with me afterward to play with the ponies
I got to ride for awhile and see how my babies are doing .Finally i haven’t seen them in a couple months
still jamming ?another for disco stew and the princess
one for the fryer .... BOREDOM ? Its all gone
OH yeah she bought the piece . But she passed by a old vinyl shop She knows I love django Reinhardt . she saw it She picked me up a 39 French import .
Isn’t that sweet . She thinks about me too . I already have it . BUT i played her I said oh baby that one so hard to come by HOW did you ever find this? where did you finds this?
OH i love it thank you so much
She paid too much both LOL but i don’t care
she makes me happy
what you guys been up to eh
Fartin in your sweat pants? Reading the directions on the monostat 7 box ?
eatin ho hos? , not working out those fat asses and driving your men into the arms of other women ?
Busting your mans balls ? making him miserable ?
not changing the litter box crying wondering why you're not married ?
dressing for the prom and having professionals with college degrees break out the critter cam?
Critter CAM LOL
simple showed look at that i didn’t even notice ya simple
YOU have a college degree ? that’s what landed ya that paper route HUH
Simple when you go collecting after a long week IF you quote Voltaire Do your customers throw ya shiny nickels ?
Oh yeah pms Ill get to em after church maybe . I dunno
Edited by dasboot (80521) on 2008-07-20 16:04:07
Edited by dasboot (80521) on 2008-07-20 16:06:25 I can do this fantasy thing too....
Crusader wrote:
Nice try Das...
You forgot the thousands of shipwrecked beefcakes that spend their days rubbing coconut oil on Meechie, MsBehave, BMF and Feathers.
You and lucinda (all alone now) are exiled to the other side of the island...
Remember?
not quite,
since the gay agenda crowd claim that 10% of the population is gay, the 200+ homosexual beefcakes grab Lucinda and find their own part of the island
the rest of the beefcakes, being the bronze gods the women have fantasized, soon become enthralled with each other and quickly forget the women
so that leaves the women and me....
now that I'm the only one with half a brain on this island, using the skills I learned in my enlistment in the Navy (I was a snipe so I know how to do this) AND my bachelors of science in mechanical engineering
I swim out to the ship and set sail and in a few days I find another island populated with the Swedish Bikini Volleyball Team. They quickly make me their king..
and me and my Swedish girls happily live out the rest of our lives while saving mankind
I swim out to the ship and set sail and in a few days I find another island populated with the Swedish Bikini Volleyball Team. They quickly make me their king..
and me and my Swedish girls happily live out the rest of our lives while saving mankind
Not quite sailor boy. I send a few dozen of the bronze man gods to follow you to the island populated with Swedish Bikini Volleyball girls. Once all of you men have reached that island, those girls are going to walk right past you and right into the arms of those hot hot hot men. You know how us girls love fantasy....why would we want you if we could have bronze man gods.
You'll be left alone with nothing but the memories of ManPigs tall tales to keep you company.
I swim out to the ship and set sail and in a few days I find another island populated with the Swedish Bikini Volleyball Team. They quickly make me their king..
and me and my Swedish girls happily live out the rest of our lives while saving mankind
Not quite sailor boy. I send a few dozen of the bronze man gods to follow you to the island populated with Swedish Bikini Volleyball girls. Once all of you men have reached that island, those girls are going to walk right past you and right into the arms of those hot hot hot men. You know how us girls love fantasy....why would we want you if we could have bronze man gods.
You'll be left alone with nothing but the memories of ManPigs tall tales to keep you company.
Wow...this fantasy stuff is fantastic!!!!!!
hahaha....
Meech, you lose
I slammed the door shut on this fairy tale
THE END
nothing follows THE END
P.S. I took your "bronze Man-Gods" battery charger with me, they'll only be able to vibrate for a couple more hours
P.P.S Crusader asked if he could come with me (you really think he's loyal to you? of course I said yes, bros before hos and all that)
P.P.P.S Women are not happy unless men are suffering (you just proved FrogF is correct that you are a ball breaker, you can't be content with a few thousand men to command, those that you can't control you must punish)
P.P.P.S Women are not happy unless men are suffering (you just proved FrogF is correct that you are a ball breaker, you can't be content with a few thousand men to command, those that you can't control you must punish)
Since when are "YOU" all men. The only man suffering here is you...not the bronze man gods. Now run along and get to fishing ManSlave...got to feed the bronze man gods and those swedish volleyball girls. All that sex they are having without you requires alot of energy.
