I am going to have to decline your offer. See I have a list of demands in a relationship that would wear your ass out.


As for Barnes & Nobles, no worries there. I don't beleive there is one within a 500 mile radius of me. So I won't be stopping there anytime soon.

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m going to have to decline your offer. See I have a list of demands in a relationship that would wear your ass out.

OH a huntress Thats hot
i could fix you
and I see selfish and uncaring ALL ABOUT YOU YOU YOU. I know the feeling
you'll be hanging his nuts on the wall ? thats not a man honey that a trophy , WHO will more then likely get a bubbly idiot on the side sooner rather then later ? go ahead ladies torture them
torture them when ya cant get half see what happens

what makes you so special? you have a vagina ? big deal I have a string of em right next to the hearts hanging on the wall . Sometimes they were attached , pain in the ass ripping those fuckers out let me tell ya .
AND
Don't we all have demands . and I betcha my list is longer
The first thing no matter how many kids we have You're gonna have to keep that body in shape I face temptation everyday . you're really going to have break a little sweat to keep me happy in that department.
. YA KNOW i can afford to bring a girl in to help with the house work if that'll give ya a little free time to do your hair and makeup for me . OH yeah I come and go as i please, it may be work related or not , and be ready I may ask you to come (see look good ) like to a dinner with another big shot and his wife .
If not its OK to ask me where am i going and when will i be back cause I Will be back if you're really worth it . you can vaccum until i return .
OH its a mile long ill stop now
I like when the wife asks , in a weird way to me that says I love you.


anyway BITE ME
on the plus side IF ya told me to go throw pies at wily and bury his face in the dirt I wouldn't even question you
Id just do it right or wrong . LOL who am i kidding it would be oh so right

Id have you rolled over puring like a kitten
the most beautiful hunters couldn't keep me under wraps NOR up with me.

Uhhh my egos disgusting SEE what you women have done to me

speaking of kittens

SOme of you sweet guys out there

YA just maybe better off with this

unless ya grow a pair

FrogFryer wrote:

JAg

I must have forgotten...ManPig is an authority on my marriage.

WHO THE FUCK do ya useless wet spots thinks ya are?

EH men?

OH THATS RIGHT when ya think some of you neutered traitors are gonna take your nut sacks back ? AFTER SHE TAKES HALF ?

NUFF SAID
,

I won't insult your decency by suggesting that you really believe what you said.

Once again, as tempting as your offer is FrogFryer, I'm going to have to refuse. Maybe knowing I'll be called a pigwhore for the rest of my life, is a turn off. Or maybe it's a man that thinks he can just walk all over me, is the breaking point. I think your list of demands are a bit sexist.

However the maid bit did intrigue me.

[q=FrogFryer]

Ignoring your wife is one of the biggest mistakes a man can make. One day you'll wake up and she'll be gone, and you'll be asking yourself what the fuck was I thinking.

Maybe he would think fuck me I got a better model!

on the plus side IF ya told me to go throw pies at wily and bury his face in the dirt I wouldn't even question you
Id just do it right or wrong . LOL who am i kidding it would be oh so right

no woman is worth going to jail for

Once again, as tempting as your offer is FrogFryer, I'm going to have to refuse. Maybe knowing I'll be called a pigwhore for the rest of my life, is a turn off. Or maybe it's a man that thinks he can just walk all over me, is the breaking point. I think your list of demands are a bit sexist.

LOL , ihave a different relationship with my wife. could you measure up ?DO you deserve to be treated that well ? how so ? just becasue you have a vagina dosent automatically qualify ya ? ONCE A MAN Sets some standards OH ITS SEXIST
YOU CAN MAKE DEMANDS I CANT ? WHAT HAPPENED TO " EQUALITY" FOR WOMEN ?
I SEE ROTFLMAO



the modern women thinks she so worth it just because she has a vagina . YOUR Slut sisters give it up so fast Whats so special about it ? It was so readily available .

AND the sad part is they HATE women who choose that path like my wife, my sister some of our friends and family . they hate couples who are pretty much happy .


THe" family values" right leanin women are just as infected with this nonsense thats been out thier for so long

However the maid bit did intrigue me.

well house work is great excersise We'll knock a few pounds off ya first Then I can bring in the maid
That ho ho addiction , I can Fix that for ya. as you progress i may give ya little drakes cakes as a treat , THeirs a duck on the box ya know

no woman is worth going to jail for

My wife is , Some stupid pig fuckin whore is not.

BUT the women JUst because I admitted i was rotten to women ITS A SLIGHT AGAINST all women ? AUtomatically ? BLASHEMY against thier worshipped vaginas
LOL fuckin yeast infections



you would of love every minute of it until I ripped your guts out bite me

I automatically walk all over my wife ? youre Another modern independent women who satnds with her fellow gold digging sluts and whores ?

IM Rotten cold hearted and nasty to some whores, gold diggers and other pieces of shit

OH THE SAINTS how they could do no wrong (roll eyes WOMEN AUTOMATICALLY INNOCENT NO MATTER WHAT )
BOW before the women who leave some men broken fuckin wrecks / THe fuck i ever would of

PAALEASE you didnt get half of it

frogfryer must treat his wife like garbage then .LOL



but whatever

allot of your SISTERS who would jump INTO bed with me in two seconds LOOK down on more traditional wives ,Like my wife and my sister ,other friends, two of her sisters they are all looked ALL looked down on these days , BY disgusting fuckin "smart and sassy lets neuter the men PIG FUCKIN WHORES

Other women are the worst they see two people happy especially a women THEY WANT HER SPOT , without even thinking about it , IM TAKING About the whole fuckin thing Other peoples lives and consequences . THEY disgust me sometimes. BUT AUTOMATICALLY oh its the bad man , he shouldn’t of fucked her NOT THE HOME WRECKIN FUCKIN WHORE

Women who didn’t maybe sleep around alot are looked at like they’re something wrong with them today, its been going on for too long

Never clicked When I said ITS BAD When a man does BUT TODAY "the modern independent smart and sassy cunt "rules supreme?

Never clicked in any of your empty heads < im like a good lookin broad who treated men like shit accept I did it to women . Like one of your sisters ?


never clicked people cheated BEFORE the sexual revolution , but today
exploring your sexuality is laying down for 300 men .

or me ripping $2000 dresses off them like they were rags off easy cheap whores , who would of divorced me after 5 years
( I would of never gave a women like that what I gave my wife btw .Why ?see they’re looked down on for wanting a more traditional marriage also )

Let me just say one thing about her , she may have been raised a goody goodie and may be kind of of a little girlie girl sometimes , but she’s no dummy , she know all about this and then some

She’s a girl from Brooklyn whose seen me play stickball in the street whose been around some of those same streets . We just both wanted a more traditional marriage Ya thinks she’s going to be a door mat . MY sister left Colgate Palmolive to have kids and raise a family what about her ?

Of course ya do ya fat ass ho ho eatin cunts , why don’t ya do some sit ups maybe you’ll attract a better man





but alas oprahs on with the latest what your man should be episode

This is all ya want , you don’t want to here about the gold diggers and the dumb sluts JUST HOW EVIL I WAS

You got it YA know whats it like to suppress those old demons some days ,

Want to know how fuckin sick I really was Pffft ill tell ya



Theirs hints here and their about me and my behavior some of you Into this shit are amatures , Stone hit on it was rock starish But their was other shit Like my friend across the Atlantic who’s a member here I had a habit of sabotaging relationships also , I did it for kicks


most of these girls as pretty as they were some were just complete trash and total train wrecks to begin with BOY could I pick em and target em .

their were a few who were very sweet But they got it anyway

One killed my dog even it was an accident . didn’t matter to me oh I threw everything of hers out the window . I lived very high up to everything, not even a chance to pack

ya got to understand I was young , I had alot of money at a young age , almost overnight , one day i woke up and I could pretty much do whatever I want .

and i was making waves i would be sitting at a killer restaurant all of a sudden with like a famous designer AND he have like a celebrity friend with him .

young beauttful women some of who were indeed Models ( one just leaped to her death , they leap for a reason guess why? EMPTYNESS , They are cut off from real family and friends I chose to cut mine off for a little but i was lucky my father may have been dead But i had people who didn’t give up on me

i had a couple uncles and a cousin grab me one day , im mean im a big guy They physically had to grab me and sit me down It took all three of them , ya know what i told them . go fuck themselves who needs them . long story short about a year later I realized how right they were and a man woke up. They did what my grandfather and father used to do , They would come and get ya.

my dad I when it comes to my kids I try to do what he did to me Even though i was the bad boy growing up and got worse in my twenties . I understand him and what he DID to instill in me as a man. why some things witch today don’t seem like nothing and they are looked down upon WHY they are or so important and why they mean something.

But even still them my uncles and cousin sitting me down and all the self help books in the world and EVEN IF YA SENT ME TO A psychologist he couldn’t of opened my eyes . A mans eyes will open themselves . we don’t need women to fix us LADIES YOU IDIOTS )

back to the model this poor thing was from the other side of the world . THe only thing a a young girl like that’s is going to get is used

Especially from somebody like me cause i not only leveled the playing field She isn’t even in my league anymore , NO matter how beautiful she was .

See fame is one thing , But money and the ability to pull strings , You can kind of keep the fame The other two were for me

I was no longer Joe schmoe below her
even though That’s who i was when i was born (Hint and who my wife really knows) , I wasn’t the models “equal” on the field (no such thing as equality )

I was a linebacker playing football with a ballerina,

who with if ya put her with a Joe schmoe WOULD eat Joe alive and spit him out .

this Joe schmoe They had their hands a little too full

and didn’t even know it till it was too late . before they knew it i had thier pussies in one hand and thier hearts in the other . they were totally disarmed , once you take that power of the pussy away from a women , thiers nothing thjey can do ta ya

see bite mes reaction if ya dont think so .

some of the regular girls OH my god I destroyed them.
some of these girls I swiped from other men like it was nothing , they’d be out one night alone boyfriend home sleeping or working

two drinks bam, turn on the charm I was fuckin their brains out ,

some of them left their boyfriends for me , one called her boyfriend a fuckin loser on the phone from my place three weeks later .

And id almost be giggling because I ALREADY KNEW a few more weeks later .I Knew I would be telling them get the fuck out of my life



IM not slapping $2000 dresses on ya and ripping em off your beautiful body , im not making you clench the fuckin bed sheets screaming oh god yes fuck me harder ,DO it, Do that thing .

Im not showering you with attention , People arent going out of their way for you just because you were on my arm

You’re not out with me on a Tuesday night anymore , At the best places in town at my side .you’d be whispering in my ear oh that’s so and so

Id look at em and go yeah so what want to meet him / her ( the weekends in nYC are for the working stiffs and out of towners THE weekdays The beautiful natives were out an about .
I was a man about town back then AAAANNND HOW)

the girls from out of town had no idea , they would be blown away by this lifestyle. some of them they couldn’t phantom even a year ago they’d be standing around with these fuckin animals .
Let alone drop a grand on dinner then go get a box of chocolates for 400 cause eh why not, some night id be like uh lets take a ride get a half ounce of coke

Go out all night afterwards
It was a dream come true for them they’d LOSE their significant others that THEY “LOVED” yeah right loved em LOL

Theyd lose them so SO FAST

I got off on it and breakin their hearts on top of sweeping them off their feet
SWEET

I WAS SICK

But heres the thing


ya get richer ,older better looking , more experienced in more ways then one , sometimes a man can get lost in emptiness as fun as it was and i aint talking about the drugs and the booze alone ,
It got very empty . But I’m attracted to insanity and a very crazy lifestyle LIKE a dumb broad would be ,

work i love Real work from when i used to moves yds with my hands , now make em and move em by just opening my mouth
and because some days its just plain crazy , At least its kind of a healthy crazy in some ways .

the money and the equities and shit like that will consume you . I’ve seen it happen to men AND Women ( the modern " sexually liberated women") I have to literally force myself to hand it over to other people



For me its so tempting to want to go back , its still hard for me somedays not to think about those days cause its all around me when im in my element and out and about

the demons They rise


I put a message to my buddy across the pond who also fight those demons and im older and wiser then my little buddy across the pond . I understand her

And and I understand women better then they think cause in so many ways , again I had the same behavior as a wild modern beautiful saturated with bullshit women ( without the cock in my mouth ) .Again Not only was the playing field leveled with my looks and body It was skewed to my advantage with the money and being surrounded by people who would be knocking other people over to be next to me .women are very attracted to that FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS

did i develop an ego ? lil bit

I married my wife for reasons she knows , Like I said this is no dummy girlie girl i married , trust me she knows the sick shit I ve done She knows how sick I knew i was ,

And why I married cause she knew me as a nobody I married her for something real and to continue the family.

The demons of my past It has though gotten easier to control them

But here’s the thing personally its linked to the bigger picture for a reason

Ill put it to ya like this you’ve seen them post the picture of the neighbors standing together with their guns after Katrina

friends , decent close neighbors AND most importantly families That stick together . like the ginnys in Williamsburg getting nuts the new neighbors they don’t say hello ? The real old values they are withering away all across the country it has been GETTING WORSE . for instance right now . IM going to tell ya right now im going to get crucified for this .

I was a young teenager My father was still alive I disrespected my mother in front of him
I didn’t even see it coming HE laid me out flat and ya know what I deserved it .


my wife very strict she can get those two manic children of mine to stand at attention , like her mother was to her OLD SCHOOL values . She is so down to earth we are so opposites
I do have some really good qualities belive it or not She has the ability to bring those out in me even more then when I was alone and waking up Because she was Just my friend first . Before we were married .
anyway

If one of my sons ever disrespects her like I did to my mother once . IM LAYIN HIM OUT

. FOr the larger picture all the across the country
its how should i put it WERE DOOMED

IN a way I relate to it all personally if i go back to the emptiness and the endless parade of empty selfish women and try to detach from my family again , AND now I have a wife and kids I fear my self doomed

For the women
Theirs something better out their for them but they're fed a line of shit and the men are eating it to
I would know , I was one of em

from my end and my experience It was something else , it was fun AND IT tempts me everyday
I will never deny it , I Fight not to succumb to the weakness and the empty easy way


I know poor me Money women booze drugs WAH WAH WAH WAH LOL




my buddy across the pond you can beat those demons that makes you want to sabotage things

I fight em everyday too , they're always there but it gets easier I have faith in you


Anyway cause the old family values That im surprised how some of us youngsters have hung on to
But here hows its linked personally

That made me see how empty everything else was
and what’s solid is disappearing all across the country . you’re getting less and less of it in the country , and ut just gets worse .

I blame women
lol in a way ,

i call them rocks that could of been gems . but a great women they are the biggest piece of the solid rock that makes up families , and they are so inundated with such crap and some are so fucked up from it

, And I was a sick fuck I know fucked up

Mine ,

the big family that didn’t disappear and grew that was still their after i came back from my personal abyss and welcomed me back with open arms EVEN AFTER I TOLD THEM to go to hell cause they were worried about me , and not the rich me or the big shot me but the kid that they knew and loved, THATS WHO THEY CAME FOR.

it does mean so much . And i know im not the only one who it does mean something to .



But we're all guilty cause the men are hog tied and neutered today.
Acting JUST LIKE A WOMEN ,same behavior Opened my eyes to it

see above

Again
and my dad when it comes to my kids I try to do what he did to me Even though i was the bad boy growing up and got worse in my twenties . I understand him and what he DID to instill in me as a man . i just didn’t realize it at the time

Can I help pass it on to the next generation and instill it in my kids , OH JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST GIVE ME THE STRENTH , will i fall back to emptiness and contribute to its demise ? let it disappear ?
maybe a grandson or a great grandson not yet born may need to look for that old strength one day like i did and it wont be there

wherever i am after they shovel the dirt on me I have a feeling it will be a sad day


WE ARE ALL DOOMED ANYWAY
But this man aint going to go down without a fight and his nuts still attached
I grew a new pair when I woke up one day Ive kind of grown attached to em .


That’s my rant fer the night

Ill be playing kissie face with da princess whos in love with a crazy person LOL


Oh yeah
Swetie pie men THE kitties are fuckin funny don’t take it so personal ,
And you’re not that broken LIKE I WAS or
The women , A lot of women today are really broken .
It aint you its them

Ladies

I know what I did in the past , thiers some real sick rotten things I did to women
I wrecked a couple of them I admit it

Apologizing will do nothing SO EAT ME
I don’t even want forgiveness from any of them
Some I still see from time to time , So hold no grudges Some HATE MY fuckin guts
Cause I fucked them over first Or they wanted to be mrs fryer and I was havin none of it
Some of those girls were fucked up already . I just ripped their hearts out And was very nasty to em .

And all I can do is shape my future and make princess smile
Witch ive been pretty good at so far and vice versa
Cause in a way we’re both gambling on the long term with each other

almost married 10 years
Miracles Indeed are possible

I was so bad ,So sick you really have no idea

Cest la vie

Just not as sick today
The wife
Shes no door mat and she’s certainly not broken like a lot of women today
she’s a gem in a field of broken smashed rocks


young men Treat em like prostitutes untill ya find the right one , You'll know when ya do . and call a family member ask em how ya doing. better yet if theyre close go say hello

Fuck france
Make sense? don’t care

I think we have the beginnings here of some new literary device called a free form novel. We've have Portnoy's Complaint already, now we are working on Frog Fryer's complaint.

BMF:

Call me, if you need to.

You have the number.

.... your intentions had better be honorable lyme or she'll give you a lickin'.

wering you with attention , People arent going out of their way for you just because you were on my arm

You’re not out with me on a Tuesday night anymore , At the best places in town at my side .you’d be whispering in my ea
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geez, there's more?

FrogFryer, what exactly are you trying to tell me?

BiteMeFrance wrote:

FrogFryer, what exactly are you trying to tell me?

Revert to the priest's stock answer --

"'Tis a mystery my child, tis a mystery."

FrogF,

just relax,

grab a beer,

kiss your wife,

play with your child,

and chill

welcome back lime how was the yahtzee championships ?
Bite me women were nothing but easy toys put on earth for my amusment at one time in my life

FrogF,

just relax,

grab a beer,

kiss your wife,

play with your child,

and chill

last night i had a couple but i was in bed with my wife early Doing it.


I got a scotch and I'm smoking cowboy killer right now I only had one But its be
en a LONG DAY .

she'll be getting the kids to bed And were gonna watch a movie , the wife shes all lovey dovey ,
I'M Boring now these days like youse , i don't know how some of you people have not killed yourself

i wrote that in 35minutes ,This is barely any detail and for me g freaking rated ,theirs no details to em

and thats nothing
the whole thing is x rated and violent and totally insane I ve seen and lived through sick and crazy shit , and probably most of the time reason it was going on

You have no idea how bad i really was, in so many ways

I cant write though



somebody from this site no less told me to start putting it down on tape witch then got the gears going to really look into finding a good writer to work with and who can help me put it all together. I'm to busy though right now , I'm thinking it'll be about six months before i really start with the tapes alone .

or if i just feel like it if the mood strikes do one here ,one there . just to start

so anyway I know a lot of people , I have friends that know people . Not just regular schmoes that know regular schmoes.
guys at like publishing houses . Ive been getting a little more advice . feeling it out a little

the sex
the money
Some of its so dark ,
you guys don't even know some of the violence (not against women ) don't panic ladies
and
From the business end
some of these guys who I know . we've hung around together for years

Were not as crazy as we were some of them still are but we still go out to lunch , some of us still do business together YA know
business associates who are close friends . they come over the house they know the wife BLAH BLAH BLAH

These guys were just as fucked up as i was , we were fucking terrors . I was probably the worse and the ring leader just out of control And loving it to

all the while making money faster then we could ever spend it , AND I could spend money when i felt like it
today we laugh at some of it Especially at some of the women . some of its SOOOO off the wall.

Then theirs a whole other from the streets side , witch helped me immensely , i cant talk about it, not here
Some of its ITS so dark also . and I'm not talking about the wife and family shit

the wife & family shit thats boring thats normal. that ain't going to go in it

The society shit ain't going in those are just on what i ve seen going on in society ( )
Thats not important .

LIKE my views on women are obviously skewed you fucking sleazy pig fucking whores
and what I think is wrong with the country blah blah blah
for the ladies and their wet spots thats BESIDES how fucked up women are today ( whats wrong with the country )

thats right its not all about you and that ecosystem ya got going on down in your panties ALL the time.

NON of that ,That ain't going in
it gonna be all the crazy shit


Oh the women need attention

ya gotta give it to em like food PELLETS TO needy MONKEYS LOL thats good stuff though and true

im to busy right now. while trying to be a halfway decent husband and father at the same time I will do it though

I know yas think I'm losing it.... nah , just playing with it from time to time . its gotta go on paper one day
and thats my rant for the day

To paraphrase Mencken, "Those who can--do. Those who can't--brag."

MsBehave wrote:

8. It doesn't make stupid comments.

And then BiteMeFrance wrote:

10. No training required.

So what I want to know is: Where did number 9 go to?

Uhhh my egos disgusting SEE what you women have done to me

Quit spending your precious time with bitches, and you might be less of an egotistical emotionally retarded child.

It must suck to be your wife. To be threated that you can find and are getting your pussy elsewhere, all the time. I'm sure that it is 1000 times easier for your wife to get laid on the side than for you. Hell, if we are lucky, she might just get knocked up and convice you and you big fat bank account that it is your legitimate son.

GoWestYoungMan wrote:

Uhhh my egos disgusting SEE what you women have done to me

Quit spending your precious time with bitches, and you might be less of an egotistical emotionally retarded child.

It must suck to be your wife. To be threated that you can find and are getting your pussy elsewhere, all the time. I'm sure that it is 1000 times easier for your wife to get laid on the side than for you. Hell, if we are lucky, she might just get knocked up and convice you and you big fat bank account that it is your legitimate son.

His wife having another man's child shouldn't be a problem for frogfryer, though. I believe he said he would forgive his wife's sexual indiscretions. And, if he is altruistic enough to forgive his wife for her sexual peccadilloes, then he most certainly won't mind raising another man's child who is innocent of any wrong-doing.

MsBehave wrote:

And, if he is altruistic enough to forgive his wife for her sexual peccadilloes, then he most certainly won't mind raising another man's child who is innocent of any wrong-doing.

It kind of reminds me of the cowbird in nature, whenever I hear that happening.

MsBehave wrote:

[q=BiteMeFrance]There is such thing as a French man?

No, B, I'm afraid not. I feel sorry for those poor, hairy, stinky french females. [/q]

Dont talk so bad about Simple, you will make him cry.

ScrewFrance13 wrote:

miss behave prefer black

True, simple. Hope you know why...The only white women that fuck black men or have a "preference" for them are chubby chunky 200 pound fugly skanks. Because they are the only white women average black man can get( besides that black men are known to be "white chubby chasers"). And of course, no decent white man would wanna fuck a 200 pound fat cow.

I think things are painfully obvious

We all know that you hate competition when it comes to you and your black men or men in general.

Excuse me Mister Jeff. I come here from Poland and love bad weathers. When rains ,mens comes into Peppermint Hippo where I working and spend much money looking at my piękne piersi and if they pay extra , my domowych chomików which I keep hidden unless asked nicely.
I make very good money and no pay tax because all cash ! I buy bicyclette so don't pay roadie tax or congestions charge either!

My mother gave me good advice before come here , she say.. " Ava :nigdy nie spać z mężczyzną z parasolem w ręku !!" Haha ! This very good advice to young girl , don't you think ? It mean " Ava, always empty your bottom before sleep with mens from dancing club!" My mother keep me safe ! Thank you and see you again soon at club , Mr Jeff naughty mans !
Posted by Ava Starnowska on July 11, 2008 2:32 PM

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