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 re: What will FFuckers do to celebrate 4th Of July? (karma: 5)
en>fr fr>enBy djdv 
Comments: 1959, member since Mon Jul 10, 2006
On Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:39 PM
Edited by djdv (79666) on 2008-07-02 12:39:37
Edited by djdv (79666) on 2008-07-02 12:41:47
The above photo is all the french have ever brought to anyone on this earth. On the 4th of July, most of the USA will be thanking GOD that we are not at all like you terrorist appeasing, islamic fascist loving french.
GOD Bless the USA.
GOD Bless the US Military.
FUCK france!
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I will drink beer, Grill meat, relax with family and set off illegal fireworks of course!!!!
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We will go watch the fireworks. It's sort of a martial display of independence.
Than again, we still are independent as opposed to you Euro serfs  |
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Fuck all.
We lost .
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 re: What will FFuckers do to celebrate 4th Of July? (karma: 3)
en>fr fr>enBy GBush
Comments: 18543, member since Wed Feb 26, 2003
On Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:40 PM
Edited by GBush (57994) on 2008-07-02 12:42:33
I'm going to stick a large skyrocket up your ass, super-bitch and light it.
You'll get a BANG out of it. |
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SuperBoss wrote:
It's kind of weird day for them, considering they have to celebrate what the French brought to them...The independence!
How fucking hilarious and typically arrogant french. The actual facts are the other way around. If it were not for the successful American Revolution there would have been NO french revolution. Back stabbing frogs always trying to copy the USA. Now FUCK OFF!
Fuck france!
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I'm going to walk up and down Michigan Ave. and find a french tourist, which can be located by their smell and their fluent use of gaulic. I will then kick the french in the ass and steal their jewelry and send the proceeds to the Kosovo relief fund.
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Jealous fwoggies. Fwoggy revolution no go so good.
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I'll watch the Da Vinci Codes !
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Like I always do. At the beach sailing, paddling, drinking beer, and ogling good looking women in lingerie. Mine is the one with the biggest flag.
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 re: What will FFuckers do to celebrate 4th Of July?
en>fr fr>enBy maxdorleans
Comments: 5070, member since Fri Jul 21, 2006
On Wed Jul 02, 2008 01:25 PM
jukinj3 wrote:
Like I always do. At the beach sailing, paddling, drinking beer, and ogling good looking women in lingerie. Mine is the one with the biggest flag.
Do you mean, with the french flag?
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SuperBitch wrote:
It's kind of weird day for them, considering they have to celebrate what the French brought to them...The independence!
No, it's really not weird for us. It's just weird for morons like you.
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Like I always do. At the beach sailing, paddling, drinking beer, and ogling good looking women in lingerie. Mine is the one with the biggest flag.
I'll fly to America on that day, will have a lot of buying power with my € to the weak $ and I will have many beers with friendly americans, not like those rednecks on this site.
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I plan to spend it just like I have for the past 5 years.
- Get up early
- Have a really good breakfast out on the deck in my yard while reading the morning paper.
- Head off to the master bathroom, take a really big dump and then wipe my ass with a french flag.
- After that – drinks, barbeque, fireworks, a relaxing fire in the firepit.
In the event I need to take another shit, I keep extra french flags in stock for this special day. |
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Chabal2U wrote:
I'll fly to America on that day, will have a lot of buying power with my € to the weak $ and I will have many beers with friendly americans, not like those rednecks on this site.
Looks like you are too pussy to fly Air Frog.
Typical frog. All mouth. No nuts.
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Burn Meat, Drink, Parades, Beach, Illegal Fireworks hoarded since stocking up after the 4th last year, and some shooting on Sunday. All the kids will be down with their significant others.
Stimulus Check showed up finally so I may do some Browning Hi-Power searching too.
A double Cialis and I'm good to go.
No tennis tho, more's the pity.
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 re: What will FFuckers do to celebrate 4th Of July? (karma: 1)
en>fr fr>enBy WinAWar
Comments: 2759, member since Sun Nov 05, 2006
On Wed Jul 02, 2008 02:57 PM
Edited by WinAWar (80099) on 2008-07-02 14:58:09 nevermind
eh
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Looks like you are too pussy to fly Air Frog.
Typical frog. All mouth. No nuts.
Nah, even worse, he's flying Delta. Those planes are scary, old, and maintained by cheapskate idiots.
We may have to put this a-hole on the memoriam page soon. Yikes.
I'll be at a block party on my street. It's a dead-end street, so we close off the entrance and drag our BBQs and patio furniture out, set up, and eat, drink, and blow off whatever fireworks anyone has. The kids really love it when the adults start getting hammered and burn themselves trying to light fireworks.
Happy Pre-4th, everyone. I'd tell you to be safe, but that's no fun. 
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Not a whole lot really, I have a wedding to plan for and a honeymoon to pack for, plus I don't get the 4th off.
Though in the interest of the day I suppose I could flush a few more pages of the Koran down the shitter.
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 re: What will FFuckers do to celebrate 4th Of July?
en>fr fr>enBy Nappybonesapart
Comments: 9592, member since Fri Aug 27, 2004
On Wed Jul 02, 2008 06:55 PM
in my history column in the local media i wrote about a street in Hong kong named after a yank
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We're going to ritually sacrifice the French tourist I kidnapped last week to the bronze statue of Bush in our town square so he will send us rain for our crops this year. |
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Tiberius wrote:
We're going to ritually sacrifice the French tourist I kidnapped last week to the bronze statue of Bush in our town square so he will send us rain for our crops this year.
No, No, No, NO!!! THAT will cause a hail of poodle shit!!!
It MUST be peepee-shithead and he (it) MUST be sacrificed to the horse meat soufflé god.
Be careful fuckin' around or you will spend the day covered in dog shit!
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bigvern wrote:
Fuck all.
We lost .
Yes you did! Fuckers.
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Fuck all.
We lost
Too fucking funny.
K+
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