I plan to spend it just like I have for the past 5 years.
- Get up early

- Have a really good breakfast out on the deck in my yard while reading the morning paper.

- Head off to the master bathroom, take a really big dump and then wipe my ass with a french flag.

- After that – drinks, barbeque, fireworks, a relaxing fire in the firepit.

In the event I need to take another shit, I keep extra french flags in stock for this special day.