Looks like you are too pussy to fly Air Frog. 
Typical frog. All mouth. No nuts. 
Nah, even worse, he's flying
Delta. Those planes are scary, old, and maintained by cheapskate idiots.
We may have to put this a-hole on the memoriam page soon. Yikes.
I'll be at a block party on my street. It's a dead-end street, so we close off the entrance and drag our BBQs and patio furniture out, set up, and eat, drink, and blow off whatever fireworks anyone has. The kids really love it when the adults start getting hammered and burn themselves trying to light fireworks.
Happy Pre-4th, everyone. I'd tell you to be safe, but that's no fun.
