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JeanValette

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baltictrader

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Maybe it's time for you to GET A FUCKING LIFE...

baltic/ jean valette is a lt in the north carolina Nat Guard, he drives a truck i think his is the only unit not to serve in Afganistan or Iraq

His day job is in a museum that has a lot of quilts in it

Ho-ho! That's even more worse than being a REMF.

Ho-ho! That's even more worse than being a REMF.

Wulfrun wrote:

So he uses the same pics again and again? What a twerp! I've got some observations about the photo to make, but we'll see if he answers first or just chickens out.

Be aware that FF.com has been polluted by "bots" and a good many "members" are just automated spam bots.

It all started when some smartass programmed a bot called "AntiFrench", though it wouldn't have passed the turing test, it was an entertaining bot automatically posting news from newsmax.com then replying to every post with a paragraph from an insult generator which was later cracked by another member (can't find the link sadly). Following that the bot was retired.

However, it gave other people idea, and bots have invaded FF.com, in most cases, badly programmed ones, a few instances :

- djdv is a very simple bot that randomly posts a picture with a one-liner from a short list. The source code must have been leaked as several other bots with the same simple behaviour have appeared on FF.com (Tooshman for instance). Might be based on the "z_french_r_fried" bot that similarly posted inane and irrelevant one liners but without picture.
- BalticTrader, later renamed JeanValette, randomly posts entire Wikipedia articles, though the bot maker didn't even bother to filter out stuff like edit tags etc. Now and then the bot is upgraded and randomly post a sentence from a database for instance : "karma to all non islamo fascist anti american members in this thread" or something similar has been posted by that bot hundred times.
- TheCaledonian is an improved version of the djdv bot, it catches some keywords such as "Airbus", "Boeing", or "Atlantic", then generates a reply with a picture and a paragraph made of bits of sentences related to airbus, airliners, etc, punctuated by "ROFLMKSAO" and "the moron".
- JerryLewisSux is a somewhat complex bot that has fooled some people, though all its posts are variations of a few gimmicks interlaced with foul and aggressive language. Recurrent use of "nanny state", "lily pad", "eurotards" etc is a dead give away. Every few posts, it also posts a picture accusing people of "fleeing the thread", the creator of that picture seems to be very proud of it. Might be of the same stock as TheCaledonian.
- MadRusski is one of the worst programmed bots. The sentences automatically generated do not even follow grammatical rules, and the vocabulary database is extremely limited. Almost every post is constructed around the two words "suck" & "cock".

None of those bots can fake the most simple conversation as they lack the elaborate sentence parsers proper "chat bots" found elsewhere on the Internet use.

There were other bots such as "CaptnMorgan" or "chiracsapussy" but they seem to have been retired.

JeanValette wrote:

Karma for all appropriate answers

JeanValette wrote:

[q=JeanValette]Karma for all appropriate answers

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You have already finished your work?

djdv wrote:

Look who saved your entire country, culture and people. More than once so FUCK OFF!

FUCK france!

www.youtube.com . . .

Wulfrun wrote:

DJVD: "Look who saved your entire country, culture and people. More than once so FUCK OFF!"

Classy answer! I'm not French, BTW. I conclude that you're a contemptible and odious twat. Did you look closely at that photo you posted, or are you stupid as well? Come on, answer or are you going to just insult me and run away from the question again? You cowardly fucking Yank bastard

I conclude that your a brain washed product of a failed socialist education system. By the way Einstein, this site is called FUCK france so my reply is in line with the intent of this site. Being classy has noting to do with foul smelling frogs. As for moronic rants from a pole smoking brit with fucked up teeth history shows I run away from nothing of Ff. You shit stain of a limey coward.

FUCK france!

!!! djdv found a new pic! A big caca with a french flag in! !!!

Champagne!

Are you saying that the Confederates were cowards as well? Or are you going to do a song and dance to try and obfuscate your illogical position?

malbarre wrote:

:o !!! djdv found a new pic! A big caca with a french flag in! !!!

Champagne!

Suits you degenerate frogs well does it not? See more of what the shit hole called france is in the above photo.

FUCK france!

I wrote:
"Did you look closely at that photo you posted, or are you stupid as well? Come on, answer or are you going to just insult me and run away from the question again?"

DJVD wrote:
"I conclude that your a brain washed product of a failed socialist education system. By the way Einstein, this site is called FUCK france so my reply is in line with the intent of this site. Being classy has noting to do with foul smelling frogs. As for moronic rants from a pole smoking brit with fucked up teeth history shows I run away from nothing of Ff. You shit stain of a limey coward."

Meaning: you choose option 2: stupid insults while running away from the actual question. I rest my case. You're all wind and piss, Yankee scum (assuming you're not just a bot as Lily42 opines).

Wulfrun wrote:


(And before you go off on one of your tiresome tirades about Frogs, I'm English, and hence inherently superior to anybody on your mongrelised and gimcrack subcontinent.)

We kicked your ass, then we saved it.

Pretty hard to be superior with a record like that.

Wulfrun wrote:

I'm English.

Wulfrun wrote:

I'm English.

Ok folks... I think it's time to highjack this lame thread and make it yet another balfreak photoshop contest for a change, will ya?? Art is so important in our miserable existence...

www.youtube.com . . .

Gringodiablo wrote:




Are you saying that the Confederates were cowards as well? Or are you going to do a song and dance to try and obfuscate your illogical position?

Ol'Yeller, I hope, that you are not addressing me. During the War of Northern Aggression against all odds, the Confederacy successfully and honorably fought for their new country for five years. In WWII France did not think their country, about which French degenerates try to unsuccessfully convince the world of its greatness, was worth fighting for five weeks. The lame attempts to change the subject show, that the French still feel humiliation about these events. The only sensible thing to do is to keep hammering away, since it has clearly struck a nerve.

"During the War of Northern Aggression against all odds, the Confederacy successfully and honorably fought for their new country for five years."
You mean of course four years (count them, from 1st Bull Run to Appomattox). Your word "successfully" is interesting. The Confederacy SURRENDERED.

"In WWII France did not think their country, about which French degenerates try to unsuccessfully convince the world of its greatness, was worth fighting for five weeks."
Bullshit. Fact is, the Germans landed a knockout, killer blow on the French in the first few days, and the situation was critical from that moment. The French fought on until late June when the position was completely hopeless and they had little left to fight with (rather like the rebel southerners did).

"The only sensible thing to do is to keep hammering away, since it has clearly struck a nerve"
You mean, "since it is clearly the only hackneyed argument I've got".

You're such a ludicrous wannabe-hero.

Clown?

Wulfrun wrote:

"During the War of Northern Aggression against all odds, the Confederacy successfully and honorably fought for their new country for five years."
You mean of course four years (count them, from 1st Bull Run to Appomattox). Your word "successfully" is interesting. The Confederacy SURRENDERED.

"In WWII France did not think their country, about which French degenerates try to unsuccessfully convince the world of its greatness, was worth fighting for five weeks."
Bullshit. Fact is, the Germans landed a knockout, killer blow on the French in the first few days, and the situation was critical from that moment. The French fought on until late June when the position was completely hopeless and they had little left to fight with (rather like the rebel southerners did).

"The only sensible thing to do is to keep hammering away, since it has clearly struck a nerve"
You mean, "since it is clearly the only hackneyed argument I've got".

You're such a ludicrous wannabe-hero.

The Polish had the NAZIs and the Reds invade them at the same time. They NEVER surrendered. A good portion of their army was annihilated and the remainder either taken POW or escaped to fight along side the British/Allies. Moreover, they had a real civil resistance network that provided the allies with valuable intel and ran sabotage missions (as did the Danes and NOT the fwinch) See the book A Bridge Too Far for a shining example of unparalleled heroism in which polish paratroopers fought to the death so the greater bulk of British troops could evacuate. Now that is balls. Note that the stinkies were NO WERE near operation market garden, they were of course present at all the victory parades. Of course after the war, instead of having learned a lesson in humility, they go on trying to re-enslave the south Asian pacific and north Africa. Thank you stinkies, for Vietnam.

Wulfrun wrote:

[q=geebart]I love how the french solider looks like he's got a hang over. Unshaven, disheveled uniform, no evidence of any weapons on him.. FUCKING PUSSY!!

Just found your 'intelligent' comment. LOL! You're a bit of a twat, aren't you? In 1940 beards and moustaches were common on French soldiers. He has obviously been thoroughly searched and had his equipment taken off him, plus any weapons he may have had. A moron like you might not know that it's standard procedure to disarm captured enemy soldiers. He may of course equally have been an unarmed tank crewman, truck driver, or cook or whatever. Since the pic is unsourced, we have no way of knowing.

But a berk like you can use his (limited) imagination. I could dig out plenty of pics of US soldiers in German, Japanese or Italian custody looking even shittier than this, but I can't be bothered. You Yanktards really like to dream up stupid stuff when you've got too much time on your hands - which I haven't, so it's time to sign out. Buh-bye.

Hey Puff, notice that his uniform IS UNSOILED- I.E. HE WASN'T DOING ANY ACTUAL SOLDIERING YOU STUPID CHAV CUNT (so now your english huh?)

geebart wrote:


The Polish had the NAZIs and the Reds invade them at the same time. They NEVER surrendered. A good portion of their army was annihilated and the remainder either taken POW or escaped to fight along side the British/Allies. Moreover, they had a real civil resistance network that provided the allies with valuable intel and ran sabotage missions (as did the Danes and NOT the fwinch) See the book A Bridge Too Far for a shining example of unparalleled heroism in which polish paratroopers fought to the death so the greater bulk of British troops could evacuate. Now that is balls. Note that the stinkies were NO WERE near operation market garden, they were of course present at all the victory parades. Of course after the war, instead of having learned a lesson in humility, they go on trying to re-enslave the south Asian pacific and north Africa. Thank you stinkies, for Vietnam.

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