Okay, the rest of BMF's fantasy....
Meechie & MsBehave get lubed daily with their sunscreen. Meechie will definatly have Daniel Craig in the mix. Their every need is met. BMF and her beefcake dine on cheeseburgers and koolaid with alcohol in it.
The female/beefcake side of the island offers amazing huts with jacuzzi tubs and air conditioning. There are no bugs or spiders or snakes anywhere. Everyone lives happily ever after.
On the other side of the island where the assholes are.....they are forced to anal rape each other for the rest of their lives. I'm pretty sure they'd learn to like women and treat them with an ounce of respect after about 20 years of Lucinda being their girl.