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Black hurricanes....

Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman (this would be Sheila Jackson Lee, of Houston), reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names.

She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal. I am NOT making this up!

She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in "language" that street people can understand because one of the problems that happened in New Orleans was, that black people couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation, due to the racially biased language of the weather report.

I guess if the weather person says that the winds are going to blow at 140+ MPH, that¢s too hard to understand.

I can hear it now: A weatherman in New Orleans says...

Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket!
Bitch be a category fo'! So, turn off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest FEMA office fo yo FREE shit!

Please tell me this is from The Onion.

EiffelCowards wrote:

Please tell me this is from The Onion.

HA! Could be, but not that I know of

Please tell me this is from The Onion.

Snopes says it's true.

They're called hurricanes, Alan.

The only culture I ever seen that puts emphasis on digressing. English is English. If you can't understand, than learn English. At the rate of deterioration of the English language in their culture, they will be back to chanting and clicking before you know it.

I've never seen a situation where blacks create a "better" environment.

Look at Detroit. Those dumb fucks burn their own city down every Hollows eve. The city is in it's death throws, following in the steps of New Orleans.

When was the last time you've EVER seen anything blacks are charged with taking care of flourish or become better? Anyone? Ever seen a housing development given to blacks that within months looks better i.e. - water fountains, green grass, safe environments....? You will not. They are primal. Fuck them. All they know how to do is break shit down. They are in super-entropy mode and they relish in it.

Black. The culture that revereses the advancements of culture. Too stupid to even realize that they do it to themselves. That, or they are just selfish-ass, lazy, gluttonous mo fos and want to blame others for their folly. Probably both.

Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket!
Bitch be a category fo'! So, turn off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest FEMA office fo yo FREE shit!

hahaha that would be funny to hear

Aren't hurricanes named after whichever meteorologist spotted it first? I guess that means we're in for one of two things. One, that more blacks will be awarded whatever degrees are necessary to become a meteorologist so as to promote an atmosphere where there are more blacks in the weather field, and thus more likely to name a hurricane that's discovered. Or two, whites will be obligated to name their discoveries with black-sounding names so as to appease the insecure black community. Let's hope the solution isn't the first option, my local weather channel is inaccurate enough as it is without a bunch of weathermen given jobs because of the color of their skin and thus having no clue as to what they're doing.

I know this might sound like political correctness gone horribly wrong, but let's think about it for a minute. Something that moves into an area bringing with it violence, wracking incredible damage to the infrastructure and local economy to the point that the community can no longer sustain itself and it forces anyone who can afford to do so to flee for their lives, and in the end requiring government intervention because of a failing at the local level to maintain even the most basic of services. There is nothing more like a hurricane than the black community. So maybe it's appropriate they name hurricanes after blacks.

whats wrong with "hurricane sambo or rastus"?

I thought they went in alphabetical order.

There's already been a 'Hurricane Leroy' .. in the X Files !

It's almost like they knew or something

Seeing is how these hurricanes come from the coast of Africa, I'd say they're already African enough. Fuck the nigger bitch.

She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in "language" that street people can understand because one of the problems that happened in New Orleans was, that black people couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation, due to the racially biased language of the weather report.

But if the hurricanes are named after white people and white people are evil racist who keep the black man down shouldn't naming the hurricane after whites evoke the proper fear for New Orleans residents to flee in a "uh oh, here come da man" kind of way?

What up, my niggaz in Louisiana!!! Hurrican Robitussin in the motha fuckin hizzouze!

BaMf wrote:

The only culture I ever seen that puts emphasis on digressing. English is English. If you can't understand, than learn English. At the rate of deterioration of the English language in their culture, they will be back to chanting and clicking before you know it.

I've never seen a situation where blacks create a "better" environment.

Look at Detroit. Those dumb fucks burn their own city down every Hollows eve. The city is in it's death throws, following in the steps of New Orleans.

When was the last time you've EVER seen anything blacks are charged with taking care of flourish or become better? Anyone? Ever seen a housing development given to blacks that within months looks better i.e. - water fountains, green grass, safe environments....? You will not. They are primal. Fuck them. All they know how to do is break shit down. They are in super-entropy mode and they relish in it.

Black. The culture that revereses the advancements of culture. Too stupid to even realize that they do it to themselves. That, or they are just selfish-ass, lazy, gluttonous mo fos and want to blame others for their folly. Probably both.

Good post! I liked the way you made deliberate mistakes in it to keep us on our toes and remind us how annoying it is to read incorrect English. However, unkinder souls might suggest that you're not all that good at English yourself, so maybe you should forgo that subtle satirical effect and make sure there are no errors whatsoever in your own text.

Speaking of ghetto, want to see something really funny?

youtube.com . . .

Please please, let this happen!

Soon muslims of US want their names mentioned too. I can already see many juicy future headlines coming... "Hurricane Hussein devastated Houston", "Hurricane Mohammed (Peace Be Upon Him) mercifully spared Texas". LOL!

The wife of a former co-worker was named Charmin, and she was white.

"Hurracane Charmin comin,' gonna wipe yo nigguh ass clean less u get the fuck out, mofo! Dat white bitch be nasty! I ain't shittin ya! Loot what ya can!"

What happened in NOLA did not happen since the destruction of Sodom ! A whole large city wiped out.

only thing is Naw'lalins should of stayed wiped out

BaMf wrote:

The only culture I ever seen that puts emphasis on digressing. English is English. If you can't understand, than learn English. At the rate of deterioration of the English language in their culture, they will be back to chanting and clicking before you know it.

I've never seen a situation where blacks create a "better" environment.

Look at Detroit. Those dumb fucks burn their own city down every Hollows eve. The city is in it's death throws, following in the steps of New Orleans.

When was the last time you've EVER seen anything blacks are charged with taking care of flourish or become better? Anyone? Ever seen a housing development given to blacks that within months looks better i.e. - water fountains, green grass, safe environments....? You will not. They are primal. Fuck them. All they know how to do is break shit down. They are in super-entropy mode and they relish in it.

Black. The culture that revereses the advancements of culture. Too stupid to even realize that they do it to themselves. That, or they are just selfish-ass, lazy, gluttonous mo fos and want to blame others for their folly. Probably both.

Wulfrun down your leg wrote:

Good post! I liked the way you made deliberate mistakes in it to keep us on our toes and remind us how annoying it is to read incorrect English. However, unkinder souls might suggest that you're not all that good at English yourself, so maybe you should forgo that subtle satirical effect and make sure there are no errors whatsoever in your own text.

You're a twat. Fuck off, you snotty, arrogant prick.

Didnt the Dallas city goverment get pissed off about the black hole comment?

Didnt the Dallas city goverment get pissed off about the black hole comment?

not exactly. that was county commissioner john wiley price---a real race baiting cunt of the highest order.

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PopsFrost wrote:


You're a twat. Fuck off, you snotty, arrogant prick.

What's up, doc? Can't you find those deliberate mistakes yourself? American-educated?

I was just making the point that in a post criticising how other people use English, it's maybe unwise to lay yourself open to ridicule for that selfsame reason. Stones, glasshouses, etc.

ibigmang wrote:

They're called hurricanes, Alan.

Sorry, I was using the local name. We call them cyclones.