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FRENCH PEOPLE (karma: 7)
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By tom25 Comments: 2958, member since Thu May 01, 2003
On Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:08 AM
Characteristics:
Sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. They take filthy pictures of each other with cheap cameras, wash nothing but their cunts, fight with their feet, and perform sex acts with their faces. Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine, they gibber like baboons even when you try to speak to them in their own wimpy language.
Good Points:
Invented the blowjob.
Proper Forms of Address:
Froggy, froggy-wog, frog-eater, French-lips, Franco fuck-face, clit-lick.
An Anecdote Illustrating Something of the French Character:
A Frenchman goes home with his best friend and they find the friend's wife laying naked on the dining room table with her legs spread apart. The Frenchman takes a close look at her cunt and says, "Zees looks like zee menstrual blood!" Then he bends down, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Zees smells like zee menstrual blood!" Finally he gets down on his knees, eats her out for about twenty minutes, and says, "Zees tastes like zee menstrual blood! Without a doubt, it eez zee menstrual blood! Mon dieu, I am glad zat we did not fuck her!!"
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tom25 wrote:
Characteristics:
Sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. They take filthy pictures of each other with cheap cameras, wash nothing but their cunts, fight with their feet, and perform sex acts with their faces. Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine, they gibber like baboons even when you try to speak to them in their own wimpy language.
Good Points:
Invented the blowjob.
Proper Forms of Address:
Froggy, froggy-wog, frog-eater, French-lips, Franco fuck-face, clit-lick.
An Anecdote Illustrating Something of the French Character:
A Frenchman goes home with his best friend and they find the friend's wife laying naked on the dining room table with her legs spread apart. The Frenchman takes a close look at her cunt and says, "Zees looks like zee menstrual blood!" Then he bends down, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Zees smells like zee menstrual blood!" Finally he gets down on his knees, eats her out for about twenty minutes, and says, "Zees tastes like zee menstrual blood! Without a doubt, it eez zee menstrual blood! Mon dieu, I am glad zat we did not fuck her!!"
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en>fr fr>enBy malbarre
Comments: 13139, member since Wed Aug 24, 2005
On Tue Jul 29, 2008 06:04 AM
©Hunchbacked
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en>fr fr>enBy ohmygawd
Comments: 7297, member since Mon Aug 28, 2006
On Tue Jul 29, 2008 06:32 AM
go eat some dogs you filthy yellow bastard.
tom25 the fat cumbucket
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tom25 wrote:
Characteristics:
Sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. They take filthy pictures of each other with cheap cameras, wash nothing but their cunts, fight with their feet, and perform sex acts with their faces. Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine, they gibber like baboons even when you try to speak to them in their own wimpy language.
Good Points:
Invented the blowjob.
Proper Forms of Address:
Froggy, froggy-wog, frog-eater, French-lips, Franco fuck-face, clit-lick.
An Anecdote Illustrating Something of the French Character:
A Frenchman goes home with his best friend and they find the friend's wife laying naked on the dining room table with her legs spread apart. The Frenchman takes a close look at her cunt and says, "Zees looks like zee menstrual blood!" Then he bends down, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Zees smells like zee menstrual blood!" Finally he gets down on his knees, eats her out for about twenty minutes, and says, "Zees tastes like zee menstrual blood! Without a doubt, it eez zee menstrual blood! Mon dieu, I am glad zat we did not fuck her!!"
man...are you proud of posting that shite?
That's just ridiculous
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ohmygawd wrote:
go eat some dogs you filthy yellow bastard.
tom25 the fat cumbucket
Good job on posting this classic mouse trap, you caught another French racist.
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en>fr fr>enBy Lily42
Comments: 4722, member since Mon Jul 26, 2004
On Tue Jul 29, 2008 06:41 AM
tom25 wrote:
Characteristics:
Sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. They take filthy pictures of each other with cheap cameras, wash nothing but their cunts, fight with their feet, and perform sex acts with their faces. Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine, they gibber like baboons even when you try to speak to them in their own wimpy language.
Good Points:
Invented the blowjob.
Proper Forms of Address:
Froggy, froggy-wog, frog-eater, French-lips, Franco fuck-face, clit-lick.
An Anecdote Illustrating Something of the French Character:
A Frenchman goes home with his best friend and they find the friend's wife laying naked on the dining room table with her legs spread apart. The Frenchman takes a close look at her cunt and says, "Zees looks like zee menstrual blood!" Then he bends down, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Zees smells like zee menstrual blood!" Finally he gets down on his knees, eats her out for about twenty minutes, and says, "Zees tastes like zee menstrual blood! Without a doubt, it eez zee menstrual blood! Mon dieu, I am glad zat we did not fuck her!!"
What's truly amazing is that this piece of crap written by a 13 years old retard in a basement is actually copy/pasted from another dark corner of the Internet.
Why do you hate yourself so much tom25 ?
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en>fr fr>enBy ohmygawd
Comments: 7297, member since Mon Aug 28, 2006
On Tue Jul 29, 2008 07:07 AM
JeanValette wrote:
Good job on posting this classic mouse trap, you caught another French racist.
One third of Americans admit to racist feelings
www.iol.co.za . . .
mouse trap! mouse trap!mouse trap!!!
fucking delivery boy.
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en>fr fr>enBy ontologique
Comments: 10703, member since Thu Feb 13, 2003
On Tue Jul 29, 2008 07:20 AM
Edited by ontologique (56490) on 2008-07-29 07:22:32
tom25 wrote:
Characteristics:
Sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. They take filthy pictures of each other with cheap cameras, wash nothing but their cunts, fight with their feet, and perform sex acts with their faces. Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine, they gibber like baboons even when you try to speak to them in their own wimpy language.
Good Points:
Invented the blowjob.
Proper Forms of Address:
Froggy, froggy-wog, frog-eater, French-lips, Franco fuck-face, clit-lick.
An Anecdote Illustrating Something of the French Character:
A Frenchman goes home with his best friend and they find the friend's wife laying naked on the dining room table with her legs spread apart. The Frenchman takes a close look at her cunt and says, "Zees looks like zee menstrual blood!" Then he bends down, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Zees smells like zee menstrual blood!" Finally he gets down on his knees, eats her out for about twenty minutes, and says, "Zees tastes like zee menstrual blood! Without a doubt, it eez zee menstrual blood! Mon dieu, I am glad zat we did not fuck her!!"
Yeah we all know you don't eat pussy Tom...I'm not french from France but my ancestors (the french) invented the french kiss(freedom kiss if you will) and yes they also invented the blow job and eating pussy. As a matter fact american women like it very much and like this french tradition....you should try it sometimes and maybe your girl friend will have her first orgasm...
love,
onto
P.S. America is very good in the art of war while the french are good in the art of love...Go play with your guns and leave us the pussy.
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en>fr fr>enBy philip3
Comments: 625, member since Tue Apr 08, 2008
On Tue Jul 29, 2008 07:27 AM
ontologique wrote:
Yeah we all know you don't eat pussy Tom...I'm not french from France but my ancestors (the french) invented the french kiss(freedom kiss if you will) and yes they also invented the blow job and eating pussy. As a matter fact american women like it very much and like this french tradition....you should try it sometimes and maybe your girl friend will have her first orgasm...
love,
onto
P.S. America is very good in the art of war while the french are good in the art of love...Go play with your guns and leave us the pussy.
Girlfriend? Sois pas trop dur, that poor guy have to pay to have sex with a woman
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en>fr fr>enBy sgian
Comments: 579, member since Wed Jul 09, 2008
On Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:48 AM
ontologique wrote:
Yeah we all know you don't eat pussy Tom...I'm not french from France but my ancestors (the french) invented the french kiss(freedom kiss if you will) and yes they also invented the blow job and eating pussy. As a matter fact american women like it very much and like this french tradition....you should try it sometimes and maybe your girl friend will have her first orgasm...
love,
onto
P.S. America is very good in the art of war while the french are good in the art of love...Go play with your guns and leave us the pussy.
How would you know about pleasing a woman, balticstalker? However, I do believe you know about giving blowjobs, that fits your online personality.
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I give karma to all posters in this thread except for Islamofacist Nazi Ameriphobic Degenerate Faggots.
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JeanValette wrote:
I give karma to all posters in this thread except for Islamofacist Nazi Ameriphobic Degenerate Faggots.
Oh, shut up you fucking monomaniac cunt.
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en>fr fr>enBy HunchBacked
Comments: 22876, member since Thu Sep 02, 2004
On Tue Aug 05, 2008 05:43 PM
JeanValette wrote:
tom25 wrote:
Characteristics:
Sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. They take filthy pictures of each other with cheap cameras, wash nothing but their cunts, fight with their feet, and perform sex acts with their faces. Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine, they gibber like baboons even when you try to speak to them in their own wimpy language.
Good Points:
Invented the blowjob.
Proper Forms of Address:
Froggy, froggy-wog, frog-eater, French-lips, Franco fuck-face, clit-lick.
An Anecdote Illustrating Something of the French Character:
A Frenchman goes home with his best friend and they find the friend's wife laying naked on the dining room table with her legs spread apart. The Frenchman takes a close look at her cunt and says, "Zees looks like zee menstrual blood!" Then he bends down, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Zees smells like zee menstrual blood!" Finally he gets down on his knees, eats her out for about twenty minutes, and says, "Zees tastes like zee menstrual blood! Without a doubt, it eez zee menstrual blood! Mon dieu, I am glad zat we did not fuck her!!"
I find the funnel looks much better on your head:
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en>fr fr>enBy HunchBacked
Comments: 22876, member since Thu Sep 02, 2004
On Tue Aug 05, 2008 05:45 PM
Edited by HunchBacked (74936) on 2008-08-05 17:46:15
JeanValette wrote:
I give karma to all posters in this thread except for Islamofacist Nazi Ameriphobic Degenerate Faggots.
Baltic bombing France:
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en>fr fr>enBy starspangled
Comments: 21795, member since Sat Dec 27, 2003
On Tue Aug 05, 2008 06:16 PM
my ancestors (the french) invented the french kiss(freedom kiss if you will) and yes they also invented the blow job
while sucking invading german's cocks. You forgot to mention that your grannies also took kraut cocks up their asses.
P.S. America is very good in the art of war while the french are good
at sending their women to service german schlongs.
..Go play with your guns and leave us the pussy...
french men (a misnomer) are cowards / pussies.
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en>fr fr>enBy PopsFrost
Comments: 2087, member since Mon Jan 21, 2008
On Tue Aug 05, 2008 06:18 PM
ontologique wrote:
I'm not french from France but my ancestors (the french) invented the french kiss(freedom kiss if you will) and yes they also invented the blow job and eating pussy.
Onto, just how fucking stupid are you?. Your ignorance and lack of education are unfathomable. Do you make this shit up or did you go to stupid school with EC and Ledhead?
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en>fr fr>enBy HunchBacked
Comments: 22876, member since Thu Sep 02, 2004
On Tue Aug 05, 2008 06:28 PM
PopsFrost wrote:
ontologique wrote:
I'm not french from France but my ancestors (the french) invented the french kiss(freedom kiss if you will) and yes they also invented the blow job and eating pussy.
Onto, just how fucking stupid are you?. Your ignorance and lack of education are unfathomable. Do you make this shit up or did you go to stupid school with EC and Ledhead?
He is still more intelligent than you.
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en>fr fr>enBy TiredOfFrogs
Comments: 8953, member since Thu Nov 04, 2004
On Tue Aug 05, 2008 06:45 PM
ontologique wrote:
I'm not french from France but my ancestors (the french) invented the french kiss(freedom kiss if you will)...
love,
onto
This is true, my friend, but let's not forget that it were the English who introduced it to women.
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en>fr fr>enBy ohmygawd
Comments: 7297, member since Mon Aug 28, 2006
On Tue Aug 05, 2008 08:31 PM
JeanValette wrote:
I give karma to all posters in this thread except for Islamofacist Nazi Ameriphobic Degenerate Faggots.
since you can't K yourself, you are definitly a Islamofacist Nazi Ameriphobic Degenerate Faggots.
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French stereotypes
French people are often depicted as dirty, unshaven, curly moustached people wearing berets, striped shirts and carrying baguettes under the arm. They are often depicted as being arrogant, dirty, rude to foreigners, lazy and always speaking English like Maurice Chevalier. Often, in reference to World War II, they are depicted as being cowards who surrender immediately when confronted with sudden danger. They will frequently be seemingly addicted to croissants or tarts, or, in a more positive image, are depicted as excellent cooks (Examples are Louis in The Little Mermaid and the cooks in Ratatouille). French stereotypes are used quite a lot in comedies or animated cartoons where these characters always talk in the same way: "the" and "this" are pronounced "zee" and "zis", the words "mais oui", "ami" or "mon chéri" are used non stop and the "w" is pronounced "ooweee". Examples are Inspector Clouseau, Lumière in Beauty and The Beast and Pepe Le Pew. Sometimes, like in the movie Shrek, people are depicted as being French for no apparent reason other than evoking laughs while using the accent.
en.wikipedia.org . . .
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en>fr fr>enBy malbarre
Comments: 13139, member since Wed Aug 24, 2005
On Mon Aug 11, 2008 04:23 AM
Especially in European countries, Americans are stereotyped as brash, ignorant, self-important, unintelligent, decadent, prudish on sexual matters and obese.[citation needed] The image of the obese American could be due to perception of the American diet, such as the popularity and global spread of American fast food franchises such as McDonald's and Burger King, which has fueled America's obesity crisis[15]. Another popular American stereotype is the cowboy. After World War II, when the US were promoted as the sole winners of the war and many Europeans viewed them as their saviors, Americans had a very positive image. Their mass culture and products spread across the world and communist-fearing people around the world saw the US as "the good side". This image changed drastically during the 1960s and 1970s at the height of the Vietnam War. Since then Americans are seen globally in a more negative light as arrogant, ruthless,imperialistic, capitalistic war mongers and destroyers of authentic international cultures and the environment.[citation needed] This negative stereotypical image has remained intact over the years, also due to negative foreign news reports who often show Americans who are either racist, obese, supporters of wars in foreign countries, gun crazy, obsessed with God and Jesus or reacting against sex or nudity in the media[citation needed]. This is however an example of forming a stereotype based on negative news events, while ignoring more positive events.[citation needed]
There are many examples throughout the media, but a classic example is Homer Simpson, the obese, lazy and dim-witted middle American from the cartoon, The Simpsons[16]. The show itself parodies many aspects of American life, culture and society[17].
In the US itself white people from the Southern states are frequently used as comic characters. They are depicted as angry and/or dimwitted rednecks and/or yokels who are ultraconservative, devoutly religious, Ku Klux Klan members, grab their guns when encountering strangers and speak in a typical drawl.[citation needed] Sometimes incest relations between them and their siblings are suggested. Examples of these stereotypes are Cletus Spuckler, The Beverly Hillbillies, the films Deliverance and O Brother, Where Art Thou? and the Family Guy episode To Love and Die in Dixie.[citation needed]
Thanks for the link, Jean.
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en>fr fr>enBy AmericanRedneck
Comments: 570, member since Tue Feb 19, 2008
On Mon Aug 11, 2008 04:47 AM
Americans are stereotyped as brash, ignorant, self-important, unintelligent, decadent, prudish on sexual matters and obese...
...wiki
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