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Saxon's grandpaw says,"Now men, remember, kill all the women and rape all the men!"
"Don't you mean kill all the men and rape all the women?" the others ask.
"You play your games and I'll play mine!"
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"Hold on you two! You can bang her AFTER she takes the goddam picture!"
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re: German Group Vacation Caption Contest (karma: 4)
en>fr fr>enBy mahalo
Comments: 14388, member since Sat Nov 15, 2003
On Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:43 PM
Edited by mahalo (73709) on 2008-07-29 23:44:17
They are cheap now, wait till the Americans get here, prices will go up. They ruin the whores for the rest of us.
Chocolate and cigarettes while we only have sour kraut.
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re: German Group Vacation Caption Contest (karma: 6)
en>fr fr>enBy A_Thinking_Man
Comments: 14998, member since Fri May 16, 2003
On Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:44 PM
Edited by A_Thinking_Man (64994) on 2008-07-29 23:49:35
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"Iz it just me, or do you guys get zis feeling that ve haft been here before...several times?"
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a fortune teller told me i'm going to have a nephew, who is ridiculed regularly on something called a confuser
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re: German Group Vacation Caption Contest (karma: 3)
en>fr fr>enBy mahalo
Comments: 14388, member since Sat Nov 15, 2003
On Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:35 AM
Edited by mahalo (73709) on 2008-07-30 00:36:31
Soldier #1
I have had a son, I call him Simple.
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Soldier #2
Ohh, mine is called Atlantic.
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moron
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moron
No, your dad didn't call you that, he implied it though when he called you Simple.
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Soldier #3
Saxon, the kid is weird.
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and why did your father call you Mahalo ? one can know ?
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"Vas iz dat schmell?"
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and why did your father call you Mahalo ? one can know ?
My mom said mahalo to my dad.
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mahalo wrote:
and why did your father call you Mahalo ? one can know ?
My mom said mahalo to my dad.
[mode Fredmasse on]
mahalocul?
[mode Fredmasse off]
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And now here is the payout for the first batch of appropriate responses:
Lord_Of_The_Air
GreyUhu
Mahalo
A_Thinking_Man
I_Break_4_Camels
Ibigmang
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JeanValette wrote:
And now here is the payout for the first batch of appropriate responses:
Lord_Of_The_Air
GreyUhu
Mahalo
A_Thinking_Man
I_Break_4_Camels
Ibigmang
Me, I think this is cunts from the Wehrmacht logistics who arrived after. They don't look like Stosstrupen.
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"lets see we are already nazis, who denigrate US armed forces, so where is the moulin rouge? so we can be degenerate, but how on earth are we going to be islamofascists too?
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re: German Group Vacation Caption Contest (karma: 1)
en>fr fr>enBy JeanValette 
Comments: 37473, member since Sat Mar 15, 2003
On Wed Jul 30, 2008 03:20 AM
Edited by JeanValette (59757) on 2008-07-30 03:21:12
Nappybonesapart wrote:
"lets see we are already nazis, who denigrate US armed forces, so where is the moulin rouge? so we can be degenerate, but how on earth are we going to be islamofascists too?
Islamic ties with the swastika are nothing new: Mohammad Amin al-Husayni (Grand Mufti of Jersusalem) with Adolf Hitler.
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re: German Group Vacation Caption Contest
en>fr fr>enBy Nappybonesapart
Comments: 10080, member since Fri Aug 27, 2004
On Wed Jul 30, 2008 03:36 AM
dont forget they fought on our side too
Abdul Hafiz (4 September 1915 - 6 April 1944) was an Indian recipient of the Victoria Cross,
Details
He was 25 years old, and a Jemadar in the 9th Jat Infantry, British Indian Army during the Second World War when the following deed took place for which he was awarded the VC.
On 6 April 1944 north of Imphal, India, Jemadar Abdul Hafiz was ordered to attack with his platoon a prominent position held by the enemy, the only approach to which was across a bare slope and then up a very steep cliff. The jemadar led the assault, killing several of the enemy himself and then pressed on regardless of machine-gun fire from another feature. He received two wounds, the second of which was fatal, but he had succeeded in routing an enemy vastly superior in numbers and had captured a most important position
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- Mensch Gunther, koenntest Du nicht mal Laecheln fuers Foto ? Du bist in Paris ! Du bist ein Sieger !
- Laecheln ?! Wie geht das denn ? Kannst Du das Franz ?
- Naeh, keine Ahnung. Ich bin Deutsch, so wie Du..
- Helmut, pruefe mal die technische Bedienungsanleitung. Laecheln sollte bei "Humor" ausgefuehrt sein. Das steht genau nach Granate und vor Infanterie.
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re: German Group Vacation Caption Contest
en>fr fr>enBy JeanValette 
Comments: 37473, member since Sat Mar 15, 2003
On Wed Jul 30, 2008 03:44 AM
Edited by JeanValette (59757) on 2008-07-30 03:46:18
Franken wrote:
- Mensch Gunther, koenntest Du nicht mal Laecheln fuers Foto ? Du bist in Paris ! Du bist ein Sieger !
- Laecheln ?! Wie geht das denn ? Kannst Du das Franz ?
- Naeh, keine Ahnung. Ich bin Deutsch, so wie Du..
- Helmut, pruefe mal die technische Bedienungsanleitung. Laecheln sollte bei "Humor" ausgefuehrt sein. Das steht genau nach Granate und vor Infanterie.
Good effort Frankenstein, karma, why are they not conversing in French? Barack Hussein Obama says: "It’s embarrassing when Europeans come over here, they all speak English, they speak French, they speak German. And then we go over to Europe and all we can say is merci beaucoup ..." I did not hear Baraq Hussein Obama talking or giving any teleprompter speeches in foreign languages, when he took any trips overseas to Europe and other places.
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re: German Group Vacation Caption Contest (karma: 1)
en>fr fr>enBy Fredmasse 
Comments: 28530, member since Wed Jan 12, 2005
On Wed Jul 30, 2008 04:15 AM
Edited by Fredmasse (75953) on 2008-07-30 04:20:44
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