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By Aunt_Sam  Comments: 8524, member since Tue Sep 21, 2004On Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:25 AM
An email I received.
Found this poem by Maya Angelou and felt it appropriate to share.
Because I declare :
TODAY IS BEAUTIFUL CHRISTIAN SISTERS DAY - TAG; YOU'RE IT!
I'm sending this to my BEAUTIFUL CHRISTIAN SISTERS, and you are one of them!!!
When I say... 'I am a Christian'
I'm not shouting 'I'm clean living'
I'm whispering 'I was lost,
Now I'm found and forgiven.'
When I say... 'I am a Christian'
I don't speak of this with pride.
I'm confessing that I stumble
and need Christ to be my guide.
When I say... 'I am a Christian'
I'm not trying to be strong.
I'm professing that I'm weak and
need His strength to carry on.
When I say... 'I am a Christian'
I'm not bragging of success.
I'm admitting I have failed and
need God to clean my mess.
When I say... 'I am a Christian'
I'm not claiming to be perfect,
My flaws are far too visible but,
God believes I am worth it.
When I say... 'I am a Christian'
I still feel the sting of pain...
I have my share of heartaches,
so I call upon His name.
When I say... 'I am a Christian'
I'm not holier than thou,
I'm just a simple sinner
Who received God's good grace, somehow!
Edifying my sisters in Christ,
Love, Merri
'A woman's heart should be so hidden in Christ
That a man should have to seek Him first to find her.' 39 Replies to For the Christians here |
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By maxdorleans Comments: 7297, member since Fri Jul 21, 2006On Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:51 AM
Aunt_Sam wrote:
When I say... 'I am a Christian'
I'm not shooting, at least the white people, 'I'm clean living' dixit Conchita
I'm whispering 'I was lost, and pretending God made the Earth in 7 days
Now I'm found and forgiven.'
When I say... 'I am a Christian'
I don't speak of this with pride, but I put it up, wherever I can.
I'm confessing that I stumble
and need Christ to be my guide I am like PR, I get one neuron to live my daily life.
When I say... 'I am a Christian'
I'm not trying to be strong, I just massmurder those who are not.
I'm professing that I'm weak and
need His strength and my guns to carry on.
When I say... 'I am a Christian'
I'm not bragging of success.
I'm admitting I have failed, will do it ever after and
need God to clean my daily mess.
When I say... 'I am a Christian'
I'm not claiming to be perfect,
My flaws are far too visible but,
God believes I am worth it. L'Oréal believes it as well.
When I say... 'I am a Christian'
I still feel the sting of pain...
I have my share of heartaches,when I see jewish or muslims' success
so I call upon His name or any KKK guy.
When I say... 'I am a Christian'
I'm not holier than thou, at least I pretend it
I'm just a simple multisinner
Who received God's good grace, somehow! ummm naughty gal
Edifying my sisters in Christ,
Love, Merri
'A woman's heart should be so hidden in Christ
That a man should have to seek Him first to find her.'
Jeez, threesome, Christians invented everything
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By muhad_eezbaq Comments: 3223, member since Wed Apr 11, 2007On Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:21 PM
Funny you should identify yourself with this poem... Every one of your posts are in contradiction with it.
Hateful, self-righteous bitch. May you find the way of humility and repent. |
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By CafeduMerde Comments: 8511, member since Fri Dec 03, 2004On Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:31 PM
fuck off Jeanv |
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By lord_of_the_air Comments: 3222, member since Sun Nov 14, 2004On Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:34 PM
Oh Blind Watchmaker
Oh blind watchmaker,
make me an instrument of Machiavellian social appeasement
Where there is hatred, let me sow an inhibiting instinct for self-preservation
Where there is injury, survival of the fittest
Where there is doubt, yet more doubt and skepticism
Where there is despair, wishful thinking of man-made hope in a meaningless world
Where there is darkness, science as a whistling in the dark
Where there is sadness, a utilitarian, pragmatic compromise |
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By Aunt_Sam Comments: 8524, member since Tue Sep 21, 2004On Fri Jul 03, 2009 09:40 AM
maxdorleans wrote:
[q=Aunt_Sam]
When I say... 'I am a Christian'
I'm not shooting, at least the white people, 'I'm clean living' dixit Conchita
I'm whispering 'I was lost, and pretending God made the Earth in 7 days
Now I'm found and forgiven.'
When I say... 'I am a Christian'
I don't speak of this with pride, but I put it up, wherever I can.
I'm confessing that I stumble
and need Christ to be my guide I am like PR, I get one neuron to live my daily life.
When I say... 'I am a Christian'
I'm not trying to be strong, I just massmurder those who are not.
I'm professing that I'm weak and
need His strength and my guns to carry on.
When I say... 'I am a Christian'
I'm not bragging of success.
I'm admitting I have failed, will do it ever after and
need God to clean my daily mess.
When I say... 'I am a Christian'
I'm not claiming to be perfect,
My flaws are far too visible but,
God believes I am worth it. L'Oréal believes it as well.
When I say... 'I am a Christian'
I still feel the sting of pain...
I have my share of heartaches,when I see jewish or muslims' success
so I call upon His name or any KKK guy.
When I say... 'I am a Christian'
I'm not holier than thou, at least I pretend it
I'm just a simple multisinner
Who received God's good grace, somehow! ummm naughty gal
Edifying my sisters in Christ,
Love, Merri
'A woman's heart should be so hidden in Christ
That a man should have to seek Him first to find her.'
Jeez, threesome, Christians invented everything
Hmmm, seems that poem struck a nerve, no heart to touch!
Resorting to personal attack rather than the post, tsk, tsk, tsk!  |
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By saintnectaire Comments: 496, member since Fri Jan 09, 2009On Fri Jul 03, 2009 09:54 AM
Fuck off, you slut ! |
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By Caltaux Comments: 510, member since Fri Jun 02, 2006On Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:39 AM
Aunt_Sam wrote:
'A woman's heart should be so hidden in Christ
That a man should have to seek Him first to find her.'
hopefully women's asses are not hidden in Christ. |
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By FrogFryer Comments: 19999, member since Wed Apr 16, 2003On Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:42 AM
oh no auntie youre in touble now
reading left wing neeegros
LOL |
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By poupon_le_french Comments: 20894, member since Thu Jul 24, 2003On Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:45 AM
muhad_eezbaq wrote:
Funny you should identify yourself with this poem... Every one of your posts are in contradiction with it.
Hateful, self-righteous bitch. May you find the way of humility and repent.
Amen. |
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By Aunt_Sam Comments: 8524, member since Tue Sep 21, 2004On Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:49 AM
FrogFryer wrote:
oh no auntie youre in touble now
reading left wing neeegros
LOL Yeah I know... but I had to admit that the old sow did a good job on that one. Don't know where it came from... Maybe she plagiarized it?  |
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By poupon_le_french Comments: 20894, member since Thu Jul 24, 2003On Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:53 AM
Aunt_Sam wrote:
Yeah I know... but I had to admit that the old sow did a good job on that one. Don't know where it came from... Maybe she plagiarized it?
Mighty Christian of ya, you stinking hypocrite. |
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By Fearless_Leader Comments: 16929, member since Thu Dec 09, 2004On Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:53 AM
Maya Angelou
hold on let me recover (for a week) I just puked and had to swallow it to save my computer monitor |
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By Aunt_Sam Comments: 8524, member since Tue Sep 21, 2004On Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:53 AM
muhad_eezbaq wrote:
Funny you should identify yourself with this poem... Every one of your posts are in contradiction with it.
Hateful, self-righteous bitch. May you find the way of humility and repent. Don't you have a goat to fuck or something? |
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By Cazeilles Comments: 10688, member since Wed Apr 09, 2003On Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:56 AM
Aunt_Sam wrote:
Funny you should identify yourself with this poem... Every one of your posts are in contradiction with it.
Hateful, self-righteous bitch. May you find the way of humility and repent. Don't you have a goat to fuck or something?
Thank you to have corroborated his claim. |
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By Aunt_Sam Comments: 8524, member since Tue Sep 21, 2004On Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:36 PM
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By Aunt_Sam Comments: 8524, member since Tue Sep 21, 2004On Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:40 PM
Fearless_Leader wrote:
Maya Angelou
hold on let me recover (for a week) I just puked and had to swallow it to save my computer monitor I know, FL. I hesitated about the source but I decided to post it just as I received it.
Sorry about the puking thingy.  |
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By yanksarefatpigs Comments: 3894, member since Sat Jun 04, 2005On Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:43 PM
muhad_eezbaq wrote:
Funny you should identify yourself with this poem... Every one of your posts are in contradiction with it.
Hateful, self-righteous bitch. May you find the way of humility and repent.
Spot on !! that Old hag could have a chair of hatred in all the worldwide best universities.I'm an theist but I think I'm closer to the Christan values than this old witch.. |
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By Aunt_Sam Comments: 8524, member since Tue Sep 21, 2004On Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:52 PM
Cazeilles wrote:
[q=Aunt_Sam]Funny you should identify yourself with this poem... Every one of your posts are in contradiction with it.
Hateful, self-righteous bitch. May you find the way of humility and repent. Don't you have a goat to fuck or something?
Thank you to have corroborated his claim. Let me see... it's perfectly acceptable for him to call me bitch and when I call him what he is, it isn't?
Nice logic, there! LOL! |
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By Aunt_Sam Comments: 8524, member since Tue Sep 21, 2004On Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:59 PM
yanksarefatpigs wrote:
[q=muhad_eezbaq]Funny you should identify yourself with this poem... Every one of your posts are in contradiction with it.
Hateful, self-righteous bitch. May you find the way of humility and repent.
Spot on !! that Old hag could have a chair of hatred in all the worldwide best universities.I'm an theist but I think I'm closer to the Christan values than this old witch.. You, who thinks it's funny when someone has had cancer and you say you have values??? LOOOL!
Besides, you're frunch, they don't even know the definition of values.
Maybe the value of a white flag but otherwise NON! |
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By ohmygawd Comments: 8528, member since Mon Aug 28, 2006On Fri Jul 03, 2009 01:47 PM
lol what an self absorbed deluded arrogant bitch. |
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By PopsFrost Comments: 4572, member since Mon Jan 21, 2008On Fri Jul 03, 2009 02:00 PM
I enjoyed it.
K |
 Aunt Sam... (karma: 2)
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By DropThatPie Comments: 830, member since Thu Jun 18, 2009On Fri Jul 03, 2009 02:01 PM
 The frunch know how to "value" their daughters when pimping them out to muzzies and Germans.
They know the value of their mothers at the glue factory.
They can prove the value of their fathers; its printed on the wanted poster. |
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By mikgof Comments: 8716, member since Tue Feb 17, 2004On Fri Jul 03, 2009 02:17 PM
Fearless_Leader wrote:
Maya Angelou
hold on let me recover (for a week) I just puked and had to swallow it to save my computer monitor
I know, FL. I hesitated about the source but I decided to post it just as I received it.
Let me guess. Does Maya Angelou happen to be black by any chance? |
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By GoWestYoungMan Comments: 7484, member since Sat Oct 16, 2004On Fri Jul 03, 2009 02:21 PM
Edited by GoWestYoungMan (75123) on 2009-07-03 14:26:45
Good stuff, Aunt Sam. I don't care if Hitler had written it...it expresses the Christian position perfectly as far as I can tell. I was first baptised as an adult (raised atheist), and thus I had some long preliminary discussions with the pastor of the Church I wanted to join. The first thing I asked was, "I can't be a Christian, I am not pure and righteous enough. In fact, I am a total shithead loser." He rightly reponded that the fact that I recognized that I was sinner was a huge step, and one of the foundational tenets of Christianity. That was a huge lightbulb going off in my head.
I think that a big problem people have with Christianity is that they don't understand that it is by definition a religion of SINNERS! I find it odd to call even the most backsliding Christian a hypocrite because the whole religion is founded on the concept of original sin. Of course, the Christian sinner is called to "sin no more" through Christ, but we are all works in progress, ya know? Of course, we call on people to live an upright life, even if we cannot always manage it ourselves. Doesn't make us hypocrits, but weak and human. |
