Marvel Comics: Captain America Says Tea Parties Are Dangerous and Racist
February 8, 2010 | Filed Under Anti-Americanism, Books, Crime, Democrats/Leftists, Free Speech, Freedom, Government, Corruption, Taxes, Tea Party, Warner Todd Huston |

-By Warner Todd Huston

Marvel Comic’s Captain America is the mightiest soldier with the super powerful secret soldier formula that makes him a super man. Sadly, this muscle bound hero that took on the whole Nazi army during WWII seems to be afraid of those American people who’ve joined the Tea Party movement. Not only is Cappy quaking in his little red booties, but he’s sure that the Tea Party folks are dangerous racists, too.

Isn’t it wonderful that a decades old American comic book hero is now being used to turn readers against our very political system, being used to slander folks that are standing up for real American principles in real life — and one called “Captain America” at that?

In issue number 602 of Captain America, a new story line has begun called “Two Americas.” In it the current Captain (there have been a few of them, apparently) is on the trail of a faux Captain America that is mentally deranged and getting chummy with some white supremacist, anti-government, survivalists types going by the name of “the Watchdogs.” While investigating this subversive group, Captain America and his partner The Falcon — a black super hero — have decided to try and infiltrate the secretive organization.

In preparation for the infiltration, Marvel Comics depicts the two super heroes out of costume and observing from a rooftop a street filled with what can only be described as a Tea Party protest. The scene shows crowds of people in city streets carrying signs that say, “stop the socialists,” “tea bag libs before they tea bag you,” and “no to new taxes.” Naturally, the people in these crowds are depicted as being filled with nothing but white folks.

The black character asks the out of costume Captain, “What the hell is this?” And follows that with, “looks like some kind of anti-tax protest.” The Falcon character then snidely tells his partner the Captain, “So I guess this whole ‘hate the government’ vibe around here isn’t limited to the Watchdogs.”

The two then discuss their plan to infiltrate the subversive group that Marvel comics seems to be linking to the Tea Party movement. This discussion culminates in The Falcon wondering how a black man would do such a thing. “I don’t exactly see a black man from Harlem fitting in with a bunch of angry white folks,” he tells the incognito Captain America.

The Captain tells him, “no it’s perfect… this all fits right into my plan.” After this we find that the Captain’s plan is to send the black man into a redneck bar to pretend to be a black man working for the IRS and to get everyone all mad… because… well, you know that every white person is a racist that hates black civil servants, right?

So, there you have it, America. Tea Party protesters just “hate the government,” they are racists, they are all white folks, they are angry, and they associate with secretive white supremacist groups that want to over throw the U.S. government.

Bet you didn’t know that when you were indulging your right as a citizen to protest your government that you were a dangerous white supremacist that wants to destroy the country, did you? Bet you didn’t realize that your reverence for the U.S. Constitution was a subversive thing to do, did you? And I’ll also bet that you never imagined that you’d scare the little blue panties off of Captain America!

Nice going Marvel Comics. Thanks for making patriotic Americans into your newest super villains.

Mark my words. The dems and republicans will join forces to try and destroy the tea party movement. The pigs will not have the slop taken away without a fight.

Umfug wrote:

Mark my words. The dems and republicans will join forces to try and destroy the tea party movement. The pigs will not have the slop taken away without a fight.

I think you are correct.

Cpt Amerika is a homo shill for the doomacrats...

Screw Captian Air Head. Who took over Marvel Comics?

The voters will be like kryptonite to you lefties in November

When holywood scum and the "entrainment" industry starting slurring you, you know you're on to something.

Tea Party members should don black uniforms and start marching around, holding huge rallies in front of giant Gadsden Flags lit by torches. That'll send the GOP Robber Barons and Demonrat Traitors fleeing to other countries for amnesty. Hahahaha

Fuck that shit, I loved reading MArvel comics when I was a kid, and always figured I would pass that along to my kids, or to my young cousins.

Fuck that.

Is Stan Lee still around? I guess that does not matter, I will not buy any marvel item, or see any of their shitty movies - or at the very least pay for it.

Fuck them with an Iron Pick



Batman always fucking ruled.

Looks like Marvel should rebrand themselves as Marxist, as it is now readily apparent that they would now prefer to indoctrinate rather than entertain.

Ingrates, the lot of 'em!

MSLSD wrote:

Fuck that shit, I loved reading MArvel comics when I was a kid, and always figured I would pass that along to my kids, or to my young cousins.

Fuck that.

Is Stan Lee still around? I guess that does not matter, I will not buy any marvel item, or see any of their shitty movies - or at the very least pay for it.

Fuck them with an Iron Pick



Batman always fucking ruled.

He's still alive and doing the cameos in all the movies based on Marvel comics, I don't know if he's actually in charge of anythig at MArvel though.

Here I was looking forward to not only Iron Man2 but the rumored Avengers movie which would have Iron Man, the Hulk, Capt America and possibly Thor. Fuck that now!

Some people want to use a frikkin' comic book character to push their (Leftist) politics? Honestly, I can't think of anything more P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C.

Excuse me...
The REAL Captain America was shot and killed in issue vol 5 #25
(March 2007).

This imposter is clearly a plant.

Marvel killed Captain America - FUCK MARVEL COMICS

MichaelE wrote:

Some people want to use a frikkin' comic book character to push their (Leftist) politics? Honestly, I can't think of anything more P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C.

Isn't that where the Dems recieve their left wing unionized education?

Ya know, kids used to read comics as an escape of the harsh realities of life. The libshits responsible for this bullshit need to be shot like the Nazi scum they are. I used to read Spider-Man to see him beat the shit out of bad guys, not hear him sing the praises of government assholes.


I know a Marvel character who wouldn't be too happy about socialized medicine.

Scientist: Me. Banner, we were on the verge of completing a cure for your "condition" but unfortunately, Obama shut down out lab as part of a cost cutting measure.

Bruce Banner: What? Those bastards! HULK SMASH OBAMACARE!!!!


Oh well, I was always more of a Batman fan anyway.

Sgt Rock could kick Marvel's lefty ass.

On December 31, 2009, The Walt Disney Company acquired Marvel Entertainment for $4.24 billion.


That's ABC

OldLyme wrote:

On December 31, 2009, The Walt Disney Company acquired Marvel Entertainment for $4.24 billion.


That's ABC

Nuff said....


BTW: wb, Lyme

diefrog wrote:

MSLSD wrote:

Fuck that shit, I loved reading MArvel comics when I was a kid, and always figured I would pass that along to my kids, or to my young cousins.

Fuck that.

Is Stan Lee still around? I guess that does not matter, I will not buy any marvel item, or see any of their shitty movies - or at the very least pay for it.

Fuck them with an Iron Pick



Batman always fucking ruled.

He's still alive and doing the cameos in all the movies based on Marvel comics, I don't know if he's actually in charge of anythig at MArvel though.

Here I was looking forward to not only Iron Man2 but the rumored Avengers movie which would have Iron Man, the Hulk, Capt America and possibly Thor. Fuck that now!

That would have been fucking great, I also heard that they were going to tie in all of these movies into one huge superhero slam fest - everyone versus The Hulk

Oh I'll still watch it, I'll buy them bootlegged, simple as that, spit in my face, I'll spit in yours.

I sincerely hope this is out of context and not what it looks like.

But if it is what it looks like, it follows a noticeable trend with comic books of late--especially the movie versions.

Has anyone else noticed how anti-American comic-based movies have become? The liberals in Hollywood love to throw America under the bus whenever possible because A) They suck. and B) Pandering to an international audience with an anti-American message will get them a bigger box office total. Fucking sell-out whores! I mean, is there anything more American than comic book super heroes? This really pisses me off (if you hadn't noticed.)

In the recent Superman remake, there is the famous line about "Truth, justice, and the American Way". But of course they had to change it to "Truth, justice...and all that other stuff." WTF!

Then, in 'Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer', the US military is the villain and there is a very abu-ghraib like scene.

Doom leverages his experience into a deal with the American military, who force the Fantastic Four to work with Doom....The military imprisons the Surfer in Siberia and forbids the Fantastic Four from interacting with him, while they torture him for information.

I know I have seen other "superhero" movie where they twist the message into an anti-American one, but I can't recall them off the top of my head right now.

Don't even get me started on Avatar and other semi-original Hollywood scripts.

Johnny_Ola wrote:

I sincerely hope this is out of context and not what it looks like.

But if it is what it looks like, it follows a noticeable trend with comic books of late--especially the movie versions.

Has anyone else noticed how anti-American comic-based movies have become? The liberals in Hollywood love to throw America under the bus whenever possible because A) They suck. and B) Pandering to an international audience with an anti-American message will get them a bigger box office total. Fucking sell-out whores! I mean, is there anything more American than comic book super heroes? This really pisses me off (if you hadn't noticed.)

In the recent Superman remake, there is the famous line about "Truth, justice, and the American Way". But of course they had to change it to "Truth, justice...and all that other stuff."


WTF!

Then, in 'Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer', the US military is the villain and there is a very abu-ghraib like scene.

Doom leverages his experience into a deal with the American military, who force the Fantastic Four to work with Doom....The military imprisons the Surfer in Siberia and forbids the Fantastic Four from interacting with him, while they torture him for information.

I know I have seen other "superhero" movie where they twist the message into an anti-American one, but I can't recall them off the top of my head right now.

Don't even get me started on Avatar and other semi-original Hollywood scripts.

Noooo , not Superman too. Say it ain't so

Gia wrote:

Noooo , not Superman too. Say it ain't so

Don't worry, the New York Times says we shouldn't be mad about that.

Some people are now objecting to the fact that "Superman Returns" omits the phrase. Perry White asks his reporters to find out more about the Man of Steel after his five-year absence. "Does he still stand for truth, justice, all that stuff?" he says. Right-wing blogs are already red-faced at the slight.

There's no reason to be upset. Superman is right back where he began: fighting a never-ending battle for truth and justice. That should be enough to occupy any man. Even a Superman.

www.nytimes.com . . .

Johnny_Ola wrote:

Gia wrote:

Noooo , not Superman too. Say it ain't so

Don't worry, the New York Times says we shouldn't be mad about that.

Some people are now objecting to the fact that "Superman Returns" omits the phrase. Perry White asks his reporters to find out more about the Man of Steel after his five-year absence. "Does he still stand for truth, justice, all that stuff?" he says. Right-wing blogs are already red-faced at the slight.

There's no reason to be upset. Superman is right back where he began: fighting a never-ending battle for truth and justice. That should be enough to occupy any man. Even a Superman.

www.nytimes.com . . .

The NY Times says that eh? Isn't the correct quote "fighting a never-ending battle for truth and justice and the American way" ???
The Times is the most left wing paper here except for the NY Daily Trash News

"I mean, is there anything more American than comic book super heroes? This really pisses me off (if you hadn't noticed.)"


No. it is a brand of america.When i was a kid,i read Strange. Between Xmen,Spiderman(l'Araignée),Ironman,Daredevil.

It maked me dream.

well this really sucks, wtf is next? Apple Pie?

I really hate these liberals, I do not like the tea party people either as they want to go batshit insane and fracture the Republican party

this is why liberals will never break with the democrats, they know alone they are nothing

tea party people you are MORONS