A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined.

Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.

Lithuanian Varinauskas admitted a charge of assault at Aberdeen Sheriff Court and was fined £600.

The court heard he had been drinking heavily and could not remember committing the offence at his home in Aberdeen.

Police were called to his home by his girlfriend, who had complained about him being drunk last November.

They arrived to find the self-employed engineer sitting on the sofa wearing a pair of underpants.

Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."

Defence solicitor John Hardie said: "He was sitting on the couch drunk with his pants on.

"He can't remember anything but accepts that if that's what the police say then that's what happened.

"He has never been so drunk before that day and accepts he has to take full responsibility. He apologises profusely and is extremely embarrassed."

His not guilty plea to committing a breach of the peace by uttering offensive and sexual remarks was accepted by the Crown.

Sheriff Annella Cowan was told that the Lithuanian had now quit binge drinking because of the incident.

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Question... if he was sitting on the couch,, or even standing up what was the female officer doing so that her head was that close to his crotch?

they will cut his penis ?

www.namp-uk.com . . .

He clearly belongs in the penile system.

Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis

What - that's illegal???

Fucking fascists...

Oh my God, in the US that would all sorts of charges, assaulting a police officer, sexual assault, attempted rape?, public lewdness? the list could go on forever.

Marium Varinauskas

He ought to be booked for his name alone.

whizz2 wrote:

Marium Varinauskas

He ought to be booked for his name alone.

Booked?

wtf?

He was cockfighting, not playing football, you stupid dutchophobic bitch.

One lousy K for the sexy cop chick? I wuz robbed!

Marium Varinauskas


He ought to be booked for his name alone.

The name must be Lithuanian. Back in USSR days a common derogatory term for a Lithuanian was Pizdauskas. You can google what Pizda means in Russian.

I kinda like this guy thinking. He is wasted, a girl shows up, how about a blow job? LOL.

MadRusski wrote:

Marium Varinauskas


He ought to be booked for his name alone.

The name must be Lithuanian.

Yay! Madsubhuman wins the bumper bag of beetroot!

I know it's hard after a heavy lunch of raw potato and antifreeze but try reading ALL of the news report, ya degenerate slack-jawed slavic RAT!!

Sheriff Annella Cowan was told that the Lithuanian had now quit binge drinking because of the incident.

geebart wrote:

Oh my God, in the US that would all sorts of charges, assaulting a police officer, sexual assault, attempted rape?, public lewdness? the list could go on forever.

He'd have gotten a beatdown and some serious felony charges on top of it....if she didn't just shoot him.

Tiberius wrote:

geebart wrote:

Oh my God, in the US that would all sorts of charges, assaulting a police officer, sexual assault, attempted rape?, public lewdness? the list could go on forever.

He'd have gotten a beatdown and some serious felony charges on top of it....if she didn't just shoot him.

she would not have been armed.

Check this obe out, an actress I bet

tinyurl.com . . .

This one is the real thing. A little stunner

Lord_Haw_Haw wrote:

she would not have been armed.

Cops carry guns in this country....since they're smaller and weaker than the average dirtbag, female cops tend to use them more often, too.

Tiberius wrote:

Lord_Haw_Haw wrote:

she would not have been armed.

Cops carry guns in this country....since they're smaller and weaker than the average dirtbag, female cops tend to use them more often, too.

that is my only concern re the conceal and carry laws which i generally support. Women frighten more easily and may reach for a gun unnecessarily