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By balor_evil_eye  Comments: 1505, member since Sun Feb 20, 2011On Sun Jan 29, 2012 06:52 PM
Who wants to scrub a dirty old man's, er, back? I'll pass 154 Replies to Rubber duckie, you're the one! |
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By balor_evil_eye Comments: 1505, member since Sun Feb 20, 2011On Sun Jan 29, 2012 07:03 PM
 No means no! |
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By lord_of_the_air Comments: 6739, member since Sun Nov 14, 2004On Sun Jan 29, 2012 07:06 PM
LMFAO!! Hey! Put this one on there...I'm too lazy.
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By lord_of_the_air Comments: 6739, member since Sun Nov 14, 2004On Sun Jan 29, 2012 07:07 PM
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By BlueCollarUSA Comments: 2741, member since Fri Jul 07, 2006On Sun Jan 29, 2012 07:11 PM
 balor_evil_eye wrote:
Who wants to scrub a dirty old man's, er, back? I'll pass
Only if I can use this. Then throw it in his bloody bath water after.
Dead pippin = good pippin. |
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By lord_of_the_air Comments: 6739, member since Sun Nov 14, 2004On Sun Jan 29, 2012 07:14 PM
BlueCollarUSA wrote:
balor_evil_eye wrote:
Who wants to scrub a dirty old man's, er, back? I'll pass
Only if I can use this. Then throw it in his bloody bath water after.
Dead pippin = good pippin.
Take the flesh right off...just like he skinned and ate Akeem. |
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By balor_evil_eye Comments: 1505, member since Sun Feb 20, 2011On Sun Jan 29, 2012 07:25 PM
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By JFrum Comments: 4740, member since Sat Nov 19, 2011On Sun Jan 29, 2012 07:32 PM
 Pirate flags arent called the "Jolly Rodger"
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By JFrum Comments: 4740, member since Sat Nov 19, 2011On Sun Jan 29, 2012 07:47 PM
 Collabo Beatling |
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By balor_evil_eye Comments: 1505, member since Sun Feb 20, 2011On Sun Jan 29, 2012 07:56 PM
Fucked Duck
In the days of the Depression, a family had trapped a few ducks. As they needed some things only money could buy, the father requested his three sons take a duck each and travel around trying to sell them. They agreed and headed off on seperate ways.
The youngest of them, a fag named richard knocked on the door of a nearby farm house and a young farm boy with a perky dick answered the door.
"S'cuse me mister" said the guy. "I'm wunderin' if y'd be intrested in buyin this here duck frum me". The boy replied "I'd sure like me that plump duck to cook fur our supper, but I aint got no money to spare". "How about a fuck for it?" he asked. The man didn't hesitate and replied "Sure!".
After they'd done the deal, the lonely farm boy said "If'n yer fuck me again - ya can have the duck back".
So he did, and afterwards headed off along the road with the duck still under his arm. Soon a large truck roared past the man which frightened the duck so much that it jumped out of his arms and right under the wheels where it was squashed.
The truck driver stopped and got out to speak with the man who explained that he was out trying to get money for his family by selling the duck. The truck driver felt remorse and offered the guy a dollar for his trouble. The man agreed and headed for home with the money in his pocket.
That evening as they all gathered around the table, the father asked them how they did.
The first son replied "I done good pa, I got me three dollars fur my duck".
The second son replied "I done better 'n him pa, I got five dollars".
Then the third son leaned back in his chair showing a cheeky grin and said "I done better 'n all uf yers, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck and a buck for a fucked up duck!".
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By JFrum Comments: 4740, member since Sat Nov 19, 2011On Sun Jan 29, 2012 08:21 PM
 Bollocks |
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By lord_of_the_air Comments: 6739, member since Sun Nov 14, 2004On Sun Jan 29, 2012 09:07 PM
lord_of_the_air wrote:
LMFAO!! Hey! Put this one on there...I'm too lazy.
I just noticed,this duck comes with little handcuffs...but he has no hands! A rip off!! |
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By LTKilling Comments: 9951, member since Sun Aug 14, 2005On Sun Jan 29, 2012 09:14 PM
you faggots require some serious medication
GET MEDICATED |
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By balor_evil_eye Comments: 1505, member since Sun Feb 20, 2011On Sun Jan 29, 2012 09:29 PM
 LTKilling wrote:
you faggots require some serious medication
GET MEDICATED
You are what you fuck!! |
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By JFrum Comments: 4740, member since Sat Nov 19, 2011On Sun Jan 29, 2012 09:50 PM
 Sandwich Island Loo-Wow '78 |
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By Richard1 Comments: 1782, member since Sat Sep 05, 2009On Sun Jan 29, 2012 09:54 PM
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By Lord_Haw_Haw Comments: 12214, member since Sun Mar 07, 2010On Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:11 PM
JFrum wrote:
Collabo Beatling
Pippin Mitford  |
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By balor_evil_eye Comments: 1505, member since Sun Feb 20, 2011On Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:37 PM
 So, where is the old sinner? |
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By GhostDivision Comments: 5486, member since Thu Feb 09, 2006On Sat Feb 04, 2012 03:48 AM
Edited by GhostDivision (79003) on 2012-02-04 03:49:47
A crumpet for the old strumpet! Wot? Eh!
JFrum wrote:
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By Bat2 Comments: 5296, member since Wed May 25, 2011On Sat Feb 04, 2012 03:55 AM
Poor pippin. I think you have done a misdeed to this old gentleman. Apologize immediately for not posting a photo of pip raping young boys and killing akeem. I am outraged, Sir!!! |
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By Klausbarbie Comments: 3094, member since Tue Mar 22, 2005On Sun Feb 05, 2012 04:51 PM
 What does it take to get the celebrity Chicken Choker to attend his own party? |
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By lord_of_the_air Comments: 6739, member since Sun Nov 14, 2004On Sun Feb 05, 2012 05:29 PM
Klausbarbie wrote:
What does it take to get the celebrity Chicken Choker to attend his own party?
Courage? |
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By Klausbarbie Comments: 3094, member since Tue Mar 22, 2005On Mon Feb 06, 2012 02:21 PM
Courage to enter bath water |
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By Klausbarbie Comments: 3094, member since Tue Mar 22, 2005On Sat Feb 25, 2012 05:21 AM
Edited by Klausbarbie (76518) on 2012-02-25 05:24:40
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Much too mild. With one of these, sex-change ops and man-boob mastectomies are possible (karma: 1)
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By Klausbarbie Comments: 3094, member since Tue Mar 22, 2005On Sun Mar 04, 2012 04:29 PM
 BlueCollarUSA wrote:
balor_evil_eye wrote:
Who wants to scrub a dirty old man's, er, back? I'll pass
Only if I can use this. Then throw it in his bloody bath water after...
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