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Ugly Versailles (karma: 2)  en>fr fr>en
By GhostDivision Comments: 3770, member since Thu Feb 09, 2006
On Tue Feb 07, 2012 09:49 AM
I worked in Versailles years ago on a long term assignment of some sort -- details forgotten -- and hated the city. It's expensive and if you think they treat tourists badly in Paris, just wait til you come here! Going to get lunch in a café or something was a lot of bad service and indifferent quality at a high price. The RER train is far from the château, also, and you might need a taxi. There is an ordinary city bus from Paris, I think around Sevres or Porte de Saint-Cloud which is okay. That takes you right to the front of the château and the ride takes less than an hour. I am sorry I don't recall its number but it's not hard to look up, and if you need a private guide, I can take you around on a low budget besides my basic fees. It is a joy to see people have extra cash to take back home or buy something really worthwhile, such as a fine meal or some substantial object -- I can arrange the shipping, everything. So going on budget is a great idea here. But even buying a transit ticket, the person or machine will generally quote you the highest price. I just hate that!

An (admittedly annoying) female American tourist rants on about how ugly Versailles is. The hard to please ho also indicates that cheap Neapolitan Wop furniture is far superior to anything she sees inside the palace! LOL :D

@3:35 "when the French get something wrong, they really get it wrong.



Poor stinkies, they can't help but revel in their own idiocy and arrogance.

39 Replies to Ugly Versailles

re: Ugly Versailles (karma: 4)  en>fr fr>en
By malbarre Comments: 24126, member since Wed Aug 24, 2005
On Tue Feb 07, 2012 09:57 AM
Frankly, Old europe without these tourist scums, it will be better.
re: Ugly Versailles (karma: 5)  en>fr fr>en
By Nappybonesapart Comments: 15786, member since Fri Aug 27, 2004
On Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:00 AM
The smell at Versailles was said to be "unique out of all the palaces in Europe" (duc Saint-Simon). There were no functioning toilets until 1768
re: Ugly Versailles (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By Cazeilles Comments: 13898, member since Wed Apr 09, 2003
On Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:03 AM
GhostDivision wrote:

An (admittedly annoying) female American tourist rants on about how ugly Versailles is. The hard to please ho also indicates that cheap Neapolitan Wop furniture is far superior to anything she sees inside the palace! LOL :D

@3:35 "when the French get something wrong, they really get it wrong.



Poor stinkies, they can't help but revel in their own idiocy and arrogance.


When you don't understand irony, you are a self labelled idiot.
re: Ugly Versailles en>fr fr>en
By WineandCoke Comments: 18407, member since Wed Apr 16, 2003
On Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:12 AM
From Great Moments in French-Bashing, Vol. 3

[image= www.1st-art-gallery.com . . .]

Wilhelm is proclaimed kaiser of the new German Reich in the Hall of Mirrors at Versailles following France's defeat in the Franco-Prussian War.
re: Ugly Versailles en>fr fr>en
By GhostDivision Comments: 3770, member since Thu Feb 09, 2006
On Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:19 AM



I will concede that I feel sorry for the arrogant frog waiter that had to serve this woman food at the cafe. Do you think he spat in her Escargots? ;)

Cazeilles wrote:

GhostDivision wrote:

An (admittedly annoying) female American tourist rants on about how ugly Versailles is. The hard to please ho also indicates that cheap Neapolitan Wop furniture is far superior to anything she sees inside the palace! LOL :D

@3:35 "when the French get something wrong, they really get it wrong.



Poor stinkies, they can't help but revel in their own idiocy and arrogance.


When you don't understand irony, you are a self labelled idiot.
re: Ugly Versailles (karma: 2)  en>fr fr>en
By Hadrian Comments: 11221, member since Fri Jun 03, 2005
On Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:21 AM
She is right.

It's hideous.

Luckily there is a MacDo nearby.
re: Ugly Versailles en>fr fr>en
By simplefrench Comments: 64178, member since Wed Mar 19, 2003
On Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:26 AM
Nappybonesapart wrote:

The smell at Versailles was said to be "unique out of all the palaces in Europe" (duc Saint-Simon). There were no functioning toilets until 1768


And the toilets in uk in 1768?
re: Ugly Versailles (karma: 2)  en>fr fr>en
By Bat2 Comments: 2543, member since Wed May 25, 2011
On Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:33 AM
The muslims will come along and improve it soon when they convert it to a mosque.
re: Ugly Versailles (karma: 3)  en>fr fr>en
By pippin Comments: 6192, member since Mon Jan 19, 2009
On Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:44 AM
I could not put up with that Yankee bitch. The fucking place is from a different era. If you don't like it, get over it! I don't like it but there's no point ranting about it. It wos considered good taste when they put it up. I would never go there in the first place. There are many other tourist traps to avoid in France: Mont St. Michel for one. I prefer the simple life, like having a drink in the sunshine, and watching the girls go by.
Roll on springtime! Fuck Paris!
re: Ugly Versailles (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By pippin Comments: 6192, member since Mon Jan 19, 2009
On Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:00 AM
GhostDivision wrote:

I will concede that I feel sorry for the arrogant frog waiter that had to serve this woman food at the cafe. Do you think he spat in her Escargots? ;)

Cazeilles wrote:

GhostDivision wrote:

An (admittedly annoying) female American tourist rants on about how ugly Versailles is. The hard to please ho also indicates that cheap Neapolitan Wop furniture is far superior to anything she sees inside the palace! LOL :D

@3:35 "when the French get something wrong, they really get it wrong.



Poor stinkies, they can't help but revel in their own idiocy and arrogance.


When you don't understand irony, you are a self labelled idiot.
Probably did spit in her escargots. I'm always polite to waiters, even the arrogant cunts, having once worked in a very posh restaurant. I once saw a chef with a heavy cold drop a stream of snot into the potatoes he was mashing. Helps bind it if you are making croquets, I suppose.
re: Ugly Versailles (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By Cazeilles Comments: 13898, member since Wed Apr 09, 2003
On Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:14 AM
Image hotlink - 'http://www.fuckfrance.com/images/i931/244506.794picavzext_orig.jpg'

These escargots make me hungry.
re: Ugly Versailles (karma: 2)  en>fr fr>en
By TheMadPoetmember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 35607, member since Mon Nov 07, 2005
On Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:37 AM
Nappybonesapart wrote:

The smell at Versailles was said to be "unique out of all the palaces in Europe" (duc Saint-Simon). There were no functioning toilets until 1768


So why are they still pissing in the streets 250 years later :/
re: Ugly Versailles en>fr fr>en
By GhostDivision Comments: 3770, member since Thu Feb 09, 2006
On Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:51 AM



Piss isn't the only thing the Flinch have to worry about! :D
re: Ugly Versailles en>fr fr>en
By Fredmassemember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 39990, member since Wed Jan 12, 2005
On Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:59 AM
GhostDivision wrote:

An (admittedly annoying) female American tourist rants on about how ugly Versailles is. The hard to please ho also indicates that cheap Neapolitan Wop furniture is far superior to anything she sees inside the palace! LOL :D

@3:35 "when the French get something wrong, they really get it wrong.



Poor stinkies, they can't help but revel in their own idiocy and arrogance.


Ta gueule connasse!
re: Ugly Versailles en>fr fr>en
By ohmygawd Comments: 9370, member since Mon Aug 28, 2006
On Tue Feb 07, 2012 12:05 PM
WineandCoke wrote:



Wilhelm is proclaimed kaiser of the new German Reich in the Hall of Mirrors at Versailles following France's defeat in the Franco-Prussian War.


We humiliated them too much, so they ahd to act like dicks.
re: Ugly Versailles en>fr fr>en
By mandr Comments: 916, member since Tue Dec 13, 2005
On Tue Feb 07, 2012 12:33 PM
I was in Paris few days ago, monuments like Notre Dame are full of Chinks, Russian etc... sick
re: Ugly Versailles en>fr fr>en
By Cazeilles Comments: 13898, member since Wed Apr 09, 2003
On Tue Feb 07, 2012 02:57 PM
Edited by Cazeilles (62399) on 2012-02-07 14:57:48
mandr wrote:

I was in Paris few days ago, monuments like Notre Dame are full of Chinks, Russian etc... sick


Yes, some even come from USA. Huk...

Or worst, UK :C
re: Ugly Versailles (karma: 3)  en>fr fr>en
By CaptainSensiblemember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 7456, member since Tue Mar 04, 2003
On Tue Feb 07, 2012 03:16 PM
simplefrench wrote:

Nappybonesapart wrote:

The smell at Versailles was said to be "unique out of all the palaces in Europe" (duc Saint-Simon). There were no functioning toilets until 1768


And the toilets in uk in 1768?


This conversation reminds me of this thread:

www.fuckfrance.com . . .
re: Ugly Versailles (karma: 2)  en>fr fr>en
By Nappybonesapart Comments: 15786, member since Fri Aug 27, 2004
On Tue Feb 07, 2012 03:46 PM
Early toilets that used flowing water to remove the waste are also found at Skara Brae in Orkney, Scotland, which was occupied from about 3100 B.C. until 2500 B.C. Some of the houses there have a drain running directly beneath them, and some of these had a cubicle over the drain

In 1596 Sir John Harrington invented a flushing lavatory with a cistern.

The first modern public lavatory, with flushing toilets opened in London in 1852.
re: Ugly Versailles en>fr fr>en
By lookanlearn Comments: 5704, member since Sun Jun 10, 2007
On Tue Feb 07, 2012 04:25 PM
Edited by lookanlearn (80657) on 2012-02-07 16:30:41 Happy to help.
The Romans built lavatories and promoted them while in the UK 2000 years ago also.

As for Versailles; the decor is not to everyones taste; but everthing looks a little undewhelming when you are jetlagged and on the red blob like the bitch.

Ideas to improve things;-

1. The hall would be nicer with a LIMIT of people (perhaps half of the number there in the film).

2. There should be classical `period music` played in that ballroom to emphasise the era it was designed in? On hi-fi if musicians are costly.

3. Small kids crying is the ignorance of the parents not considering other people feelings. That kid needed a kids play area in a seperate part of the facility. Car keys taken with kid to stop parents driving off without em.

4. Most of the work at Versailles was done on a slave labour basis; but WHITEY doesn`t whine on about that for centuries like fackin niggaz (or Joos [Bible Egypt]).

;)

P.S.
Let me know when you want to hire me to throw buckets of cold water out of a window over unhelpful American bitches.
re: Ugly Versailles en>fr fr>en
By Cazeilles Comments: 13898, member since Wed Apr 09, 2003
On Tue Feb 07, 2012 04:35 PM
lookanlearn wrote:

4. Most of the work at Versailles was done on a slave labour basis


Huh ?... where did you find that ? Another of your smart-ass assumption ?
re: Ugly Versailles en>fr fr>en
By Nappybonesapart Comments: 15786, member since Fri Aug 27, 2004
On Tue Feb 07, 2012 04:40 PM
LnL What happened to Thomas Crapper? in my Komment - he died in 1910

Thomas Crapper (baptised 28 September 1836; died 27 January 1910) was a plumber who founded Thomas Crapper & Co in London. Contrary to widespread misconceptions, Crapper did not invent the flush toilet. He did, however, do much to increase the popularity of the toilet, and developed some important related inventions, such as the ballcock. He was noted for the quality of his products and received several royal warrants.

for Simp the Old French crappe: siftings, waste or rejected matter (from the medieval Latin crappa, chaff)
re: Ugly Versailles en>fr fr>en
By lookanlearn Comments: 5704, member since Sun Jun 10, 2007
On Tue Feb 07, 2012 05:58 PM
Edited by lookanlearn (80657) on 2012-02-07 17:59:55 Duh.
Cazeilles wrote:

lookanlearn wrote:

4. Most of the work at Versailles was done on a slave labour basis


Huh ?... where did you find that ? Another of your smart-ass assumption ?

Look at the date it was built. Look at the life conditions of the French at that time; if you were not aware; there was so much poverty after that hunting lodge was built the French had a revolution. You have heard of it?

Guess why the French had a revloution.

Here is a clue; `the wages were not very good`.

Use your brain boy, not your emotion.
re: Ugly Versailles (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By Yorktownmember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 5778, member since Mon May 23, 2005
On Tue Feb 07, 2012 06:16 PM
lookanlearn wrote:

Use your brain boy, not your emotion.

So you want to teach us, Frenchmen, our own history, right? I had the same 'WTF' reaction when reading your post. Now, back up your assertion with a decent link.
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