I explore this fascinating, er, gross domestic product in the latest edition of the dead-tree magazine (available to subscribers here). The main character I follow is a Canadian woman named Shari Ann, a single mom who, after failing to find good Jewish sperm in her home country, found her genetic Prince Charming in Virginia. Her twin boys are now 7 and they have more than 70 half siblings around the world.

There are some notable trends in the export business. Generally, fair-haired donors are preferred, even in South America, Africa and Asia. The Middle East and Italy — and really all religious countries — bar single women and lesbians from importing sperm (though those who can afford it simply travel to the U.S. to get it). And ironically, given Shari Ann’s experience, Israel has only one condition on incoming sperm: that it not be Jewish. Because Judaism is passed down through the mother and because generations of closely held bloodlines have led to a higher prevalence of rare diseases such as Tay-Sachs and cystic fibrosis among Israelis, non-Jewish sperm ensures a dilution of the gene pool.

The whole world wants to be American and if they can't ba American they want to have American children.

These stats are misleading since Global_Village takes in such large volume of American sperm.

If you remove GV it levels the averages abit.

Hope this helps

wrong it all goes to prude down under

To be fair, GV is trying to branch out. Tales of people being abducted by aliens and subjected to intimate examination on board their flying saucers appear to have excited him.

I suspect he'll spend his next vacation in the USA camped outside Roswell while waving a big sign at the sky expressing his desire to volunteer for kidnapping and anal probing.

PopsFrost wrote:

the U.S. is by far the largest exporter of human sperm in the world.

In other -less scientific- terms, Americans are the greatest wankers in the world.


And PopsieFrostie is proud of it.



Bwahahahaha, too funny.

OWNED. CASE CLOSED.

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whereas its illegal in Singabore

jeanv wrote:

PopsFrost wrote:

the U.S. is by far the largest exporter of human sperm in the world.

In other -less scientific- terms, Americans are the greatest wankers in the world.

Americans are the greatest at everything.

jeanv wrote:

Americans are the greatest wankers in the world.

Thanks jenniver,

Have you enjoyed any of my April production yet? It's superb.

jeanv wrote:

PopsFrost wrote:

the U.S. is by far the largest exporter of human sperm in the world.

In other -less scientific- terms, Americans are the greatest wankers in the world.


And PopsieFrostie is proud of it.



Bwahahahaha, too funny.

OWNED. CASE CLOSED.

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According to the article it's apparently only true for white Americans with fair features. No one wants our "American race" muddies. That said, considering Americans who look like that are simply closer to their european roots, why don't these sperm hungry hoes just buy from Europe?

Madshonpoet happily gives sperm from his two inch dick when he rapes little kids in southeast Asia.

geebart wrote:

According to the article it's apparently only true for white Americans with fair features. No one wants our "American race" muddies. That said, considering Americans who look like that are simply closer to their european roots, why don't these sperm hungry hoes just buy from Europe?

Euro jizz comes from populations that are largely afflicted with cowardice, self loathing, and stupidity.

These stats are misleading since Global_Village takes in such large volume of American sperm.

Ladies!!! What's going on?? I'm getting so much of your attention! I knew that Pops aka "Obsessive-compulsive disorder" has a secret crush on me (I can't show you the PM, its heartbreaking!) so its not surprising to have him stalking me everywhere I go... But here we have a nice brochette of retards working "hand in hand" to hurt my feelings! The best moment of this thread is, by far, SeveredSpleen's homo reference... geez, you've been in ff since 2003 and you still try that like a first timer?? What a dissapointment...

Here you go fellas... (no wanking OCD!!)

Wow.

Really into sperm, eh pops?

Great article. Really. Fascinating. Fag.

When it come to French, sperm is delivered straight to the customer's cavities. Krauts did it, Americans did it, who didn't do it?

bizlah wrote:

Wow.

Really into sperm, eh pops?

Great article. Really. Fascinating. Fag.

I expect something lame from the Village_Idiot. You can do better.

See if you can't be creative or at least funny.

PopsFrost wrote:


I expect something lame from the Village_Idiot. You can do better.

So, you do believe in me. Sometimes that's all it takes for someone to reach their full potential.

You could be my rock, pops.

It was American sperm (and its progeny) that stopped international Communism in the 20th Century. It remains to be seen if Communism makes a significant resurgence (no pun intended).

MadRusski wrote:

who didn't do it?

French men, in the case of French women.

I expect something lame from the Village_Idiot. You can do better

I'm sorry OCD, but he's right... you need to either get yourself fixed or seek professional help in a nut hospital near you! Knowing your condition and reading that article is getting me concerned about your neighbors safety...