During my recent "time out" I thought I'd wander over and see what the nobs and nonces at Alan's were yammering about. All 3 of them.

Didn't sign in - I haven't for a long while - just took a look. Each page takes about 2 minutes to load now.

So I read a couple of threads and it was the same 3 people posting the same boring crap so I left.

No sooner had I left Alan's than I got a malware warning from my anti-virus program. I had visited no other site I don't usually visit. Just Alan's. This is the second time this has happened after looking in at his virus infested shithouse.

The first instance I put down to coincidence. Not this time. Some of us have joked that Alan's place has more viruses than a $5 hooker, but I thought it was only in jest. Not any more.

Fuck you Alan. Nazi loving virus malware infesting piece of shit.

Stick your Mac up your ass.

BlueCollarUSA wrote:


Stick your Mac up your ass.

Why do you think it's called the Shathouse?

bizlah wrote:



Why do you think it's called the Shathouse?

Should be renamed Ghey's Glory Hole

BlueCollarUSA wrote:

During my recent "time out" I thought I'd wander over and see what the nobs and nonces at Alan's were yammering about. All 3 of them.

Didn't sign in - I haven't for a long while - just took a look. Each page takes about 2 minutes to load now.

So I read a couple of threads and it was the same 3 people posting the same boring crap so I left.

No sooner had I left Alan's than I got a malware warning from my anti-virus program. I had visited no other site I don't usually visit. Just Alan's. This is the second time this has happened after looking in at his virus infested shithouse.

The first instance I put down to coincidence. Not this time. Some of us have joked that Alan's place has more viruses than a $5 hooker, but I thought it was only in jest. Not any more.

Fuck you Alan. Nazi loving virus malware infesting piece of shit.

Stick your Mac up your ass.

what if the virus was ONLY FOR YOU

LTKilling wrote:

BlueCollarUSA wrote:

During my recent "time out" I thought I'd wander over and see what the nobs and nonces at Alan's were yammering about. All 3 of them.

Didn't sign in - I haven't for a long while - just took a look. Each page takes about 2 minutes to load now.

So I read a couple of threads and it was the same 3 people posting the same boring crap so I left.

No sooner had I left Alan's than I got a malware warning from my anti-virus program. I had visited no other site I don't usually visit. Just Alan's. This is the second time this has happened after looking in at his virus infested shithouse.

The first instance I put down to coincidence. Not this time. Some of us have joked that Alan's place has more viruses than a $5 hooker, but I thought it was only in jest. Not any more.

Fuck you Alan. Nazi loving virus malware infesting piece of shit.

Stick your Mac up your ass.

what if the virus was ONLY FOR YOU

What if the virus came out of your rotting ass crack?

lord_of_the_air wrote:

LTKilling wrote:

BlueCollarUSA wrote:

During my recent "time out" I thought I'd wander over and see what the nobs and nonces at Alan's were yammering about. All 3 of them.

Didn't sign in - I haven't for a long while - just took a look. Each page takes about 2 minutes to load now.

So I read a couple of threads and it was the same 3 people posting the same boring crap so I left.

No sooner had I left Alan's than I got a malware warning from my anti-virus program. I had visited no other site I don't usually visit. Just Alan's. This is the second time this has happened after looking in at his virus infested shithouse.

The first instance I put down to coincidence. Not this time. Some of us have joked that Alan's place has more viruses than a $5 hooker, but I thought it was only in jest. Not any more.

Fuck you Alan. Nazi loving virus malware infesting piece of shit.

Stick your Mac up your ass.

what if the virus was ONLY FOR YOU

What if the virus came out of your rotting ass crack?

what if I send kaptain koon after you, he will make you a bitch

i went thier to bait ghey
cause he runs back and tells pedo everything

it worked to



i only log on there with my old droid
and its about on its last leg anyway

LTKilling wrote:

lord_of_the_air wrote:

LTKilling wrote:

BlueCollarUSA wrote:

During my recent "time out" I thought I'd wander over and see what the nobs and nonces at Alan's were yammering about. All 3 of them.

Didn't sign in - I haven't for a long while - just took a look. Each page takes about 2 minutes to load now.

So I read a couple of threads and it was the same 3 people posting the same boring crap so I left.

No sooner had I left Alan's than I got a malware warning from my anti-virus program. I had visited no other site I don't usually visit. Just Alan's. This is the second time this has happened after looking in at his virus infested shithouse.

The first instance I put down to coincidence. Not this time. Some of us have joked that Alan's place has more viruses than a $5 hooker, but I thought it was only in jest. Not any more.

Fuck you Alan. Nazi loving virus malware infesting piece of shit.

Stick your Mac up your ass.

what if the virus was ONLY FOR YOU

What if the virus came out of your rotting ass crack?

what if I send kaptain koon after you, he will make you a bitch

Captain cunt squeezens is my toilet paper

LTKilling wrote:

lord_of_the_air wrote:

LTKilling wrote:

BlueCollarUSA wrote:

During my recent "time out" I thought I'd wander over and see what the nobs and nonces at Alan's were yammering about. All 3 of them.

Didn't sign in - I haven't for a long while - just took a look. Each page takes about 2 minutes to load now.

So I read a couple of threads and it was the same 3 people posting the same boring crap so I left.

No sooner had I left Alan's than I got a malware warning from my anti-virus program. I had visited no other site I don't usually visit. Just Alan's. This is the second time this has happened after looking in at his virus infested shithouse.

The first instance I put down to coincidence. Not this time. Some of us have joked that Alan's place has more viruses than a $5 hooker, but I thought it was only in jest. Not any more.

Fuck you Alan. Nazi loving virus malware infesting piece of shit.

Stick your Mac up your ass.

what if the virus was ONLY FOR YOU

What if the virus came out of your rotting ass crack?

what if I send kaptain koon after you, he will make you a bitch

The Captain is a right jolly old poof...when he is on his meds.Send him on over!

well ltk has a virus on his knob

Fuck you Alan. Nazi loving virus malware infesting piece of shit.

He'll get his comeuppance, there are new viruses and spyware being written for the Mac every day. Then he'll be formatting his disks and reloading the OS like everyone else eventually does

www.iantivirus.com . . .

The developer is in hospital poor sod and will attend to speed when he's out

if there is Malware there, why are you still posting there, and asking me about your moon not spinning?

Everyone knows there is no Malware there.

So bad luck niggas

Al has the most retarded mods on the internet. Which actually makes perfect sense. (no offense, ol fruit )

ibigmang wrote:

Al has the most retarded mods on the internet. Which actually makes perfect sense. (no offense, ol fruit )

that ain't Malware though is it

GhostDivision wrote:

Fuck you Alan. Nazi loving virus malware infesting piece of shit.

He'll get his comeuppance, there are new viruses and spyware being written for the Mac every day. Then he'll be formatting his disks and reloading the OS like everyone else eventually does

www.iantivirus.com . . .

oh Not effected by any of that. LOL Marketed to dummies

Lord_Haw_Haw wrote:

GhostDivision wrote:

Fuck you Alan. Nazi loving virus malware infesting piece of shit.

He'll get his comeuppance, there are new viruses and spyware being written for the Mac every day. Then he'll be formatting his disks and reloading the OS like everyone else eventually does

www.iantivirus.com . . .

oh Not effected by any of that. LOL Marketed to dummies

Not yet, perhaps. Lots of vulnerabilities also have been found on third party apps for OSX.

Windows exploits are hardly the only game in town. Just ask Adobe and Cisco. (and Snapple).

You're ok most of the time, even while skirting the TOS in regards to trivial attempts to drive traffic to your cricket farm.

However, I must say that you can be an insufferably annoying cunt with your Mac-bigot triumphalism.

Lord_Haw_Haw wrote:

ibigmang wrote:

Al has the most retarded mods on the internet. Which actually makes perfect sense. (no offense, ol fruit )

that ain't Malware though is it

not sure. probably more of a hardware problem - faulty wiring or something.

GhostDivision wrote:

Lord_Haw_Haw wrote:

GhostDivision wrote:

Fuck you Alan. Nazi loving virus malware infesting piece of shit.

He'll get his comeuppance, there are new viruses and spyware being written for the Mac every day. Then he'll be formatting his disks and reloading the OS like everyone else eventually does

www.iantivirus.com . . .

oh Not effected by any of that. LOL Marketed to dummies

Not yet, perhaps. Lots of vulnerabilities also have been found on third party apps for OSX.

Windows exploits are hardly the only game in town. Just ask Adobe and Cisco. (and Snapple).

You're ok most of the time, even while skirting the TOS in regards to trivial attempts to drive traffic to your cricket farm.

However, I must say that you can be an insufferably annoying cunt with your Mac-bigot triumphalism.

your post is worth a K

ibigmang wrote:

Lord_Haw_Haw wrote:

ibigmang wrote:

Al has the most retarded mods on the internet. Which actually makes perfect sense. (no offense, ol fruit )

that ain't Malware though is it

not sure. probably more of a hardware problem - faulty wiring or something.

in the case of my mods you'll need to consult a psychiatrist if you are concerned about them

I tried to log in using and old Amiga with a terminal text based browser, result : Abowares cramped the thing in 90 seconds, even the hard disk is now playing didgeridoo or something, get the fuck out !!

Artie, I thought Alan was a pretentious asshole with his Mac bigotry. But even posing as an Amiga fanboy is, if possible, even more annoying .

GhostDivision wrote:

Artie, I thought Alan was a pretentious asshole with his Mac bigotry. But even posing as an Amiga fanboy is, if possible, even more annoying .

lol haw haw haw

Try to stay on topic GD, or I might report you

ArthurH wrote:

I tried to log in using and old Amiga with a terminal text based browser, result : Abowares cramped the thing in 90 seconds, even the hard disk is now playing didgeridoo or something, get the fuck out !!

not true. Didgeridoo is standard with Amiga

ArthurH wrote:

I tried to log in using and old Amiga with a terminal text based browser, result : Abowares cramped the thing in 90 seconds, even the hard disk is now playing didgeridoo or something, get the fuck out !!

Artie, Alan's website is pretty much like a Disney park.

There is a minimum requirement to log in, and you clearly don't meet it.